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Reply #2080 on: February 23, 2018, 04:07:06 PM
Yankees yawn:

Coinage for the wide opening of the mouth at the moment of orgasm .
See Also: having a technicolor laugh, having a technicolor yawn, having a technicolor yodel, spreading a technicolor rainbow, technicolor laugh, technicolor yawn, technicolor yodel

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Reply #2081 on: February 24, 2018, 12:18:32 PM
Zettai Ryōiki

or, in English,

Absolute territory

The gap, on women, between the top of the socks and the bottom hem of the skirt. Generally given in six grades from A to F, as shown in the guide below; Grades A and B are the two most sought after in terms of fetishism, due to maintaining the "ideal ratio" of 8:2:5 (skirt:absolute territory:socks above the knee).

(Image courtesy of Know Your Meme; similar can be found on TV Tropes)

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Reply #2082 on: February 26, 2018, 01:44:15 AM
Born in the vestry:


Born out of wedlock; born a bastard



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Reply #2083 on: February 26, 2018, 02:38:33 PM
Cadbury canal cruiser:

A person who engages in anal-copulation . See sodomite for synonyms.

See Also: Cadbury canal, dirt factory, dung-trumper, enjoy a stroll down (the) Cadbury alley, enjoy a stroll down (the) Cadbury avenue, food dropper, slop-chute, stroll down Cadbury avenue, stroll down the Cadbury avenue, wax fruit




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Reply #2084 on: February 26, 2018, 02:41:46 PM

Dirt Factory:

A person who engages in anal-copulation . See sodomite for synonyms.

See Also: Cadbury canal, Cadbury canal cruiser, dung-trumper, enjoy a stroll down (the) Cadbury alley, enjoy a stroll down (the) Cadbury avenue, food dropper, slop-chute, stroll down Cadbury avenue, stroll down the Cadbury avenue, wax fruit



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Reply #2085 on: February 26, 2018, 03:31:58 PM
easy rider:

1. A pimp or a man who lives off the earnings of one or more prostitutes





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Reply #2086 on: February 26, 2018, 05:22:12 PM
Felching:

Or: anal-felching / foofer-felching , chiefly gay usage, to lick or such semen ejaculated into the anus of a sex partner ; afterwards, it may be exchanged by the lovers during kissing. CAUTION: Felching is not considered safe-sex .

Synonyms: fletching , coprafelchia , and truffle-hunting are synonymous, but rarer; shrimping is felching with the aid of a straw.

See Also: anal felching, analinctus, coprafelchia, felch queen, felching, fletching, foofer felching, oral-anal sex, scatophiliac, shrimping, truffle hunting

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_priapism

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Reply #2087 on: February 26, 2018, 05:30:58 PM



KitKat

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Reply #2088 on: February 26, 2018, 05:33:29 PM
gets more ass than a toilet seat:


Said, with prejudice or admiration , of a man who is successful with women, hence promiscuous .





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Reply #2089 on: February 26, 2018, 05:53:23 PM
gets more ass than a toilet seat:


Said, with prejudice or admiration , of a man who is successful with women, hence promiscuous .




That’s Barbi Benton!

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Reply #2090 on: February 26, 2018, 06:19:43 PM



_priapism

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Reply #2091 on: February 26, 2018, 06:25:10 PM


Haven’t thought of her in 30 years, but she was Hugh’s *IT* girl in the day... I remember seeing her photos in my dad’s Playboy, and feeling a certain stirring in my loins...



KitKat

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Reply #2092 on: February 26, 2018, 06:30:54 PM
Those nipps.  :o



_priapism

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Reply #2093 on: February 26, 2018, 06:32:07 PM



littleamy

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Reply #2094 on: February 26, 2018, 07:58:58 PM
Queen of Spades




_priapism

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Reply #2095 on: February 26, 2018, 08:02:17 PM
We were still talking about G, as in “gets more ass than a toilet seat” so technically we skipped H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, and P.



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Reply #2096 on: February 26, 2018, 08:05:30 PM
Catch-up

:emot_kiss:



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Reply #2097 on: February 26, 2018, 08:07:06 PM



KitKat

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Reply #2098 on: February 26, 2018, 08:11:32 PM
Back on track...




Have plenty of snap in her garter:


To have sex-appeal (and lots of it).





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Reply #2099 on: February 26, 2018, 08:13:32 PM
Industrial debutante:

Jocular name for a prostitute , especially one who specializes in business conventions. See prostitute for synonyms.

See Also: deb-generate, debutart

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