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Offline Jed_

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Reply #2060 on: February 14, 2018, 06:54:34 PM
Quote from: Mervinh2o on February 14, 2018, 05:34:20 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on February 14, 2018, 04:28:27 PM
Quote from: _KitKat_ on February 13, 2018, 04:42:58 PM

Jack in the box:



Ah, the old popcorn box trick. Fond memories.... ;D




Diner (1982).  Mickey O’Rourke with extra butter...




That wasn’t even the best part which was the long explanation he gave the girl about how that happened, about how she got him so turned on and he was just trying to hide it.  Don’t recall all the details, but it was brilliant and she forgave him.  And, he won the bet she would grab his cock.

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_priapism

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Reply #2061 on: February 15, 2018, 06:21:02 AM
Nora Naugahide:

Gay nickname for a gay male who dresses in leather or imitation leather.  See Also: bugskin




_priapism

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Reply #2062 on: February 19, 2018, 05:41:40 AM
Onanism

/ˈōnəˌnizəm/
noun formal
1.
masturbation.
2.
coitus interruptus.

Genesis 38:8-10 New International Version (NIV)

8 Then Judah said to Onan, “Sleep with your brother’s wife and fulfill your duty to her as a brother-in-law to raise up offspring for your brother.” 9 But Onan knew that the child would not be his; so whenever he slept with his brother’s wife, he spilled his semen on the ground to keep from providing offspring for his brother. 10 What he did was wicked in the Lord’s sight; so the Lord put him to death also.

 


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Reply #2063 on: February 19, 2018, 04:11:42 PM
Sorry I can't concentrate... Jessica is distracting me.

 :emot_heehee:


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Reply #2064 on: February 19, 2018, 05:24:27 PM
Quote from: _KitKat_ on February 19, 2018, 04:11:42 PM
Sorry I can't concentrate... Jessica is distracting me.

 :emot_heehee:

The Queen of Onan.  Ms. Cheesy Bites.

I watched Employee of the Month last night.  Saw a couple of things I liked.




KitKat

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Reply #2065 on: February 19, 2018, 06:21:04 PM
Yes, I see those too.  :o



_priapism

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Reply #2066 on: February 20, 2018, 12:08:00 AM
Pencil dick

a penis that is long and skinny; a penis that is commonly confused with a pencil.

"Hey Phil, are you using that or can I write with it?? " - girl
"No... that's my pencil dick" - Phil

« Last Edit: February 20, 2018, 12:12:37 AM by Mervinh2o »


KitKat

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Reply #2067 on: February 21, 2018, 03:34:01 PM
Quit Sex:

When you give up having sex for any reason.


_priapism

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Reply #2068 on: February 21, 2018, 03:46:57 PM
Receive holy communion:

To fellate, based on the kneeling position assumed in both instances. See fellatio for synonyms.



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Reply #2069 on: February 21, 2018, 03:48:54 PM
 :emot_heehee:

All this time I thought I wasn't religious.


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Reply #2070 on: February 21, 2018, 08:38:45 PM
Seminal vesuviation:

A contrived metaphor for ejaculation , based on Vesuvio or Mount Vesuvius, an active volcano. See ejaculation for synonyms.

See Also: baume de vie, beans, full of beans, happy juice, ivory rinse, loves nectar, seminal discharge, vesuviation, white blow



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Reply #2071 on: February 21, 2018, 08:52:05 PM
Tentacles




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Reply #2072 on: February 21, 2018, 08:56:48 PM


KitKat

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Reply #2073 on: February 21, 2018, 08:58:15 PM
Unintentional teasing?  :emot_heehee:



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Reply #2074 on: February 22, 2018, 12:58:07 AM
Venus mound:

The mons veneris and vulva . See vagina for synonyms.
See Also: Aphrodite, callipygian, geography, masochism, Venus, Venus' cell



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Reply #2075 on: February 22, 2018, 06:05:12 PM
WOWZERS!


In response to the above pic. ;)


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Reply #2076 on: February 22, 2018, 08:56:05 PM
Quote from: _KitKat_ on February 22, 2018, 06:05:12 PM
WOWZERS!


In response to the above pic. ;)

My thread on the subject.  A personal fetish and fave.

http://www.kristensboard.com/forums/index.php?topic=56004.0


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Reply #2077 on: February 23, 2018, 01:32:57 AM
X-ray hentai

Any hentai where the insides of the receiving partner, usually female, and pretty much exclusively the vagina or anus, are shown, or "x-rayed", through the body.



(I'm sure there's a better pic I could've used as an example.)

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Reply #2078 on: February 23, 2018, 05:22:39 AM
WOO!! :emot_applaus:


Good one!


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Reply #2079 on: February 23, 2018, 05:39:53 AM
I love this place!  Woo!



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