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KitKat

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Reply #2000 on: January 13, 2018, 01:42:58 AM
 :emot_thdrool:


KitKat

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Reply #2001 on: January 13, 2018, 03:40:10 AM
A bit of bouncy-bouncy:

An act of sexual-intercourse



_priapism

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Reply #2002 on: January 13, 2018, 03:55:24 AM
Back-door milkman:

Or: backdoor milkman , a male who delivers his cream through the back-door , a sodomite . See sodomite for synonyms.



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Reply #2003 on: January 23, 2018, 11:02:02 PM
Can you insert a Tampax?:


A gynecological way of enquiring if a woman is a virgin and, by extension, if she is sexually experienced . Once popular, now almost forgotten.




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Reply #2004 on: January 25, 2018, 06:41:07 PM
Daisy Chain

Group sex, either hetro or homo


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KitKat

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Reply #2005 on: January 25, 2018, 10:16:09 PM
Ear-between-the-legs:


Obsolete 19 th century term for the labia.

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Reply #2006 on: January 26, 2018, 01:47:03 AM
F.
Fudge. As in packing the fudge.

one of the originals

littleamy

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Reply #2007 on: January 26, 2018, 01:58:59 PM
G
galloping the lizard:  Jocular coinage for male masturbation


KitKat

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Reply #2008 on: January 26, 2018, 07:25:05 PM
Quote from: littleamy on January 26, 2018, 01:58:59 PM
G
galloping the lizard:  Jocular coinage for male masturbation

 

 :emot_laughing:

Good one!


KitKat

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Reply #2009 on: January 26, 2018, 07:27:54 PM
hammock is swinging, the:

To be menstruating.

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KitKat

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Reply #2010 on: January 30, 2018, 03:27:43 PM
ignite the lightsaber:

Jocular metaphor for male masturbation .




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KitKat

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Reply #2011 on: February 02, 2018, 03:02:14 AM
Jewish by hospitalization:

Circumcised, said of a penis or a man


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Reply #2012 on: February 02, 2018, 04:10:03 AM
Keester

Well trained and been made compliant....by my cat Neville

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Reply #2013 on: February 02, 2018, 04:16:35 AM


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Reply #2014 on: February 02, 2018, 05:14:05 AM
Lightsaber:

A penis, especially one covered in a glow-in-the-dark condom; in the case of the latter, bearers may be called (or call themselves) such names as Anakin, Luke Skywalker or Darth Vader.

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Reply #2015 on: February 02, 2018, 03:20:25 PM
Madam(e) Thumb and her four daughters:

Personification of the hand by a male masturbator ; by extension, the act itself.


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Reply #2016 on: February 03, 2018, 06:26:14 PM
Quote from: _KitKat_ on February 02, 2018, 03:20:25 PM
Madam(e) Thumb and her four daughters:

Personification of the hand by a male masturbator ; by extension, the act itself.


Naughty, naughty KitKat.  But then, a naughty Kat is the best Kat..... 8)

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Reply #2017 on: February 03, 2018, 08:50:31 PM
Quote from: _KitKat_ on February 02, 2018, 03:20:25 PM
Madam(e) Thumb and her four daughters:

Personification of the hand by a male masturbator ; by extension, the act itself.

Interesting... I always prefer starting with the index finger, working my way down the hand, saving the thumb for last.... :)

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Reply #2018 on: February 03, 2018, 11:18:50 PM
Quote from: _KitKat_ on February 02, 2018, 03:20:25 PM
Madam(e) Thumb and her four daughters:

Personification of the hand by a male masturbator ; by extension, the act itself.

I always preferred Mrs Palmer and her five daughters. And then there's Rosie Palms.

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Reply #2019 on: February 04, 2018, 05:22:39 AM
Necrophilia







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