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Offline MissBarbara

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Reply #160 on: November 09, 2016, 02:31:39 PM
Quote from: phtlc on November 09, 2016, 08:13:03 AM

Conspiracy theorists who expect my entire world view to change because they have a youtube video "that shows what really happened".



I couldn't agree more (and yes, I know, you get that a lot...).





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Reply #161 on: November 09, 2016, 09:48:36 PM
Rub his tummy for luck.

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Reply #162 on: November 10, 2016, 10:03:24 AM
Women who have no concept of hygiene. It takes all of two minutes to wash your hands after using the toilet.


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Reply #163 on: November 10, 2016, 04:27:46 PM
Quote from: Well Behaved Lady on November 10, 2016, 10:03:24 AM
Women who have no concept of hygiene. It takes all of two minutes to wash your hands after using the toilet.

LOL.....Wait I work in a barn.......!!!!
I'm surrounded by poop.......and you expect me to do what..??
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Reply #164 on: November 10, 2016, 06:33:25 PM
Quote from: Elizabeth on November 10, 2016, 04:27:46 PM
Quote from: Well Behaved Lady on November 10, 2016, 10:03:24 AM
Women who have no concept of hygiene. It takes all of two minutes to wash your hands after using the toilet.

LOL.....Wait I work in a barn.......!!!!
I'm surrounded by poop.......and you expect me to do what..??
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Love,
Liz


Well Liz if you are smearing poop on your hands, I think that's a different topic totally!


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Reply #165 on: November 10, 2016, 06:36:06 PM
Quote from: Well Behaved Lady on November 10, 2016, 06:33:25 PM
Quote from: Elizabeth on November 10, 2016, 04:27:46 PM
Quote from: Well Behaved Lady on November 10, 2016, 10:03:24 AM
Women who have no concept of hygiene. It takes all of two minutes to wash your hands after using the toilet.

LOL.....Wait I work in a barn.......!!!!
I'm surrounded by poop.......and you expect me to do what..??
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Liz


Well Liz if you are smearing poop on your hands, I think that's a different topic totally!

LOL.....Just shoveling it.....and moving it, and piling it up.
If this stuff were gold.......!!!!!!!
Oh well.....

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Reply #166 on: November 10, 2016, 06:49:28 PM
When someone puts their socks in the dirty clothes hamper all balled up together. Some times I catch it and fix it, but if not you wind up with a pair of socks that are still very damp and not completely clean.  :roll:


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Reply #167 on: November 10, 2016, 06:56:33 PM
Finding "Hand Wash Only" clothing in the washing machine.
My dad is famous for it, that's why mom and I don't let him near the washer or dryer.
To my dad, the washer has one setting "hot" and everything goes in (and I mean everything) the same with the dryer only one setting "hot", then he wonders why everything comes out weird when he washes clothes.

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Reply #168 on: November 10, 2016, 07:16:33 PM
Quote from: Well Behaved Lady on November 10, 2016, 10:03:24 AM
Women who have no concept of hygiene. It takes all of two minutes to wash your hands after using the toilet.



Men too. It disgusts me to see how many people don't wash their hands.

While you're waiting in vain for that apology, why don't you make yourself useful by getting on your knees and opening your mouth

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Reply #169 on: November 10, 2016, 07:17:43 PM
People intruding on my kitchen space when I'm cooking a meal. I like to own my space when I'm preparing a nice meal, yet everybody seems to want to come in and help.

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Reply #170 on: November 10, 2016, 08:48:42 PM
Quote from: Elizabeth on November 10, 2016, 06:56:33 PM
Finding "Hand Wash Only" clothing in the washing machine.
My dad is famous for it, that's why mom and I don't let him near the washer or dryer.
To my dad, the washer has one setting "hot" and everything goes in (and I mean everything) the same with the dryer only one setting "hot", then he wonders why everything comes out weird when he washes clothes.

Love,
Liz


Everything can go into the washer nowadays.  Using hot water, though, is a waste of energy.  Warm or cold cleans just as well.

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Reply #171 on: November 10, 2016, 09:33:01 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on November 10, 2016, 08:48:42 PM
Quote from: Elizabeth on November 10, 2016, 06:56:33 PM
Finding "Hand Wash Only" clothing in the washing machine.
My dad is famous for it, that's why mom and I don't let him near the washer or dryer.
To my dad, the washer has one setting "hot" and everything goes in (and I mean everything) the same with the dryer only one setting "hot", then he wonders why everything comes out weird when he washes clothes.

Love,
Liz


Everything can go into the washer nowadays.  Using hot water, though, is a waste of energy.  Warm or cold cleans just as well.

Yep, you are correct, especially if you want different colored undies "other" than the white ones you put in the wash.

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Liz


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Reply #172 on: November 15, 2016, 08:21:01 PM
Going through a drive through and them not putting condiments in the bag.

My co-worker went and got a bunch of us McDonalds ( I know, I know, I don't usually eat it) but I was craving fries.  So, that's all I ordered was a small fry.    

WHY WAS THERE NO F*$%ing KETCHUP IN THE BAG?

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Reply #173 on: November 15, 2016, 08:26:34 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on November 15, 2016, 08:21:01 PM
My co-worker went and got a bunch of us McDonalds ( I know, I know, I don't usually eat it) but I was craving fries.  So, that's all I ordered was a small fry.

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Reply #174 on: November 15, 2016, 08:33:27 PM
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Reply #175 on: November 15, 2016, 08:35:00 PM


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Reply #176 on: November 15, 2016, 08:40:53 PM
People who walk through the doors of a store, and stop just inside the door, standing there, blocking my entrance while they ponder which direction to go next.

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Reply #177 on: November 15, 2016, 08:42:06 PM


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Reply #178 on: November 15, 2016, 08:43:44 PM
Quote from: phtlc on November 15, 2016, 08:40:53 PM
People who walk through the doors of a store, and stop just inside the door, standing there, blocking my entrance while they ponder which direction to go next.

Oooooooh that fuckin' happened to me today. Motherfucker stood there blocking me. Fucker didn't give a shit I was carrying the baby either. There was ONE FUCKING OPTION TO GO!!! You stupid motherfucker!

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Reply #179 on: November 15, 2016, 08:44:31 PM


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