By the way here's what's in hostess apple pies now.
Hostess Apple Fruit Pie - Single Pack ingredients (50)
Corn Syrup, Wheat Flour Enriched ( Flour, Barley Malt, Ferrous Sulfate, Niacin Vitamin B3, Thiamine Mononitrate Vitamin B1, Riboflavin Vitamin B2, Folic Acid Vitamin B9 ), Vegetables Shortening, and/or, Animal Shortening ( Soybeans Oil Partially Hydrogenated, Cottonseed Oil Partially Hydrogenated, Beef Fat ), Water, Corn Syrup High Fructose, Sugar, Apples, treated with, Sulfite, Corn Starch Modified, Sugar Brown, Dextrose, Contains 2% or less of the Following: (, Salt, Soy Flour, Whey, Agar, Locust Bean Gum, Flavors Natural & Artificial, Baking Soda, Soy Lecithin, Polysorbate 60, Mono and Diglycerides, Calcium Carbonate, Spices, Soy Protein Isolate, Citric Acid, Sodium Caseinate, Calcium Sulphate, Corn Flour, Lemons Oil, Red 40, Sodium Phosphate, Yellow 5, Yellow 6, Lemons Juice Solids, Corn Starch, Corn Dextrins, Preservative( Sorbic Acid, Sodium Propionate, Sodium Benzoate )
Yeah, that's what they put in a fucking apple pie.