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Reply #2080 on: March 08, 2022, 05:21:36 PM

I love the look on her face when she realises just how big the bell end is as it separates her labia


Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about


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Reply #2081 on: March 08, 2022, 05:25:01 PM

I love the look on her face when she realises just how big the bell end is as it separates her labia




Wow, that woman is so impossibly hot I could scream!

It's called "the gasp."





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Reply #2082 on: March 08, 2022, 05:38:39 PM

She goes by the name of Kenna James

Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about


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Reply #2083 on: March 08, 2022, 05:45:21 PM
I've tasted Ben, road Ben, made Ben cum... more comfortbale with the thought of Ben... so... Ben.😉
you have a valid point there,  ;D
I was just saying that his brother would have been age-wise closer to what CT said. :)



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Reply #2084 on: March 08, 2022, 05:54:39 PM

She goes by the name of Kenna James


Thanks, I thoroughly enjoyed that!

She looked much hotter before she got the boob job...





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Reply #2085 on: March 08, 2022, 06:02:22 PM
She looked much hotter before she got the boob job...

I always seem to feel that way about boob jobs, though I think it's not a preference for smaller boobs, but rather that I'm not a fan of anything fake



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Reply #2086 on: March 08, 2022, 06:13:33 PM
She looked much hotter before she got the boob job...

I always seem to feel that way about boob jobs, though I think it's not a preference for smaller boobs, but rather that I'm not a fan of anything fake

Definitely agree with you there, CT.

Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about


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Reply #2087 on: March 08, 2022, 06:31:18 PM

She looked much hotter before she got the boob job...


I always seem to feel that way about boob jobs, though I think it's not a preference for smaller boobs, but rather that I'm not a fan of anything fake


I agree. Fake boobs are an instant turn-off for me.

For example, the two women on the right in this pic look absolutely ridiculous and they do nothing for me:




As should be painfully obvious by now, I have a special fondness for petite and small-breasted women -- even flat-chested women. But that does not mean that I don't appreciate bigger-breasted women, like this beauty I posted a couple of weeks ago:












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Reply #2088 on: March 09, 2022, 12:48:03 AM


Because Daddy likes to eat the brownie maker. 🙈🙈🙈

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Reply #2089 on: March 09, 2022, 02:36:00 AM
What the hell was I thinking with that ridiculous wiggle :facepalm:



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Reply #2090 on: March 09, 2022, 03:32:45 AM
You were having fun. Nothing ridiculous about it  :emot_kiss:



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Reply #2091 on: March 09, 2022, 04:48:45 AM
What the hell was I thinking with that ridiculous wiggle :facepalm:

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Reply #2092 on: March 09, 2022, 05:32:34 AM
miamiJenny. Wow

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Reply #2093 on: April 19, 2022, 01:24:35 PM
Inside a hotel room door.

I've been fantasizing about dirty hotel sex last couple days. I called Allan and asked if he wanted to partake in my fantasy? I was half joking when I said he could pretend I was a prostitute and do whatever he wanted to me. I could dress all slutty and he could pick me up someplace and bring me to the hotel, wed drive out somewhere we wouldnt know anybody or the risk of running into someone we knew was extremely unlikely. He just laught and said it sounded hot, but also a waste of money when we could do the same thing at his place.

Disheartened I booked a room about an hour away, grabbed my shower buddy and womanizer and headed over. I nearly sent him a text with the room number, but decided not to. He missed his chance. Then I thought about texting Ben or a few other options that I may have. I even considered talking to the hotel receptionist, but it was a woman. So it was just going to be me and my toys.

I thought they would have adult movies to rent or whatever, but I guess they dont do that anymore, so I shut off the tv, got a porn playing on my phone and set it on the nightstand. I listened to the moans and groans coming from my phone, while staring at the door wishing it would just open and any guy would walk in. The thought of a stranger finding me spread eagle playing with my dildo filled my head with even more dirty thoughts. I could have finished any number of times, but I was getting my money's worth.

Had an $82 orgasm.



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Reply #2094 on: April 19, 2022, 02:08:04 PM
The thought of a stranger finding me spread eagle playing with my dildo filled my head with even more dirty thoughts.

The thought of getting caught while playing solo has always been a big turn on for me.

Loved your little adventure.  Next time keep me in mind, I'll chip in $41 and split the room with you.

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Reply #2095 on: April 19, 2022, 03:00:16 PM
with enough notification, many from here would have enabled you to make a tidy profit.

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Reply #2096 on: April 19, 2022, 03:28:00 PM
#1149

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Reply #2097 on: April 19, 2022, 04:04:17 PM
with enough notification, many from here would have enabled you to make a tidy profit.

I only whore myself for attention and Woos 😂


The thought of a stranger finding me spread eagle playing with my dildo filled my head with even more dirty thoughts.

The thought of getting caught while playing solo has always been a big turn on for me.


That's why I used to flash. Just the thought of somebody just watching made it hotter. I know I tell myself this but maybe next time I'll figure a way to keep the door propped open a little... that'll never happen, but i love the thought.



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Reply #2098 on: April 19, 2022, 05:13:07 PM
There were four things that turned me into a exhibitionist wannabe - meaning I totally got off on the 4 things, but I could never just do something like that on my own. I needed something to manipulate me into it or sort of force me into.

The first was going topless in a hot tub with a bunch of friends, guys and girls. 

Second time I cannot, and never will mention.

Third and fourth go along with same boyfriend, I've written about in story form, but don't have the nerve to post it.

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Reply #2099 on: April 19, 2022, 05:27:06 PM
Not posted yet???

Something to look forward to. Your stories are always so hot, yet fun to read with your funny writing.

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