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Reply #2040 on: January 30, 2022, 04:05:03 PM
I think I was hid by the me-me-me syndrome when I responded to miss Julie's post :facepalm:



So I moved the  me-me-me part here:

It was my GF, Tina, I looked at the last time I masturbated. and it was her I masturbated in the shower. She was a little surprised that I was so turned on again, so soon, but She didn't resist and we ended up in bed, wetting all the sheets.  :gay:

Breakfast became brunch again.  :emot_posteroops:

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Reply #2041 on: January 30, 2022, 04:05:07 PM
No, no Shiela. You have nothing to be embarrassed about.  :emot_kiss:

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Reply #2042 on: January 30, 2022, 04:27:53 PM
Woo to MJ and Shiela  :emot_kiss:


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Reply #2043 on: January 30, 2022, 04:34:34 PM
I love shower sex. Definitely number one on top ten places to do it, but I could never go straight into bed. Sheets get wet enough as is, I don't need to bring extra water in with me.

Quote from: msslave on January 30, 2022, 04:05:07 PM
No, no Shiela. You have nothing to be embarrassed about.  :emot_kiss:
I love it when men say they do it, but I'll never get used to hearing it from women.


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Reply #2044 on: January 30, 2022, 04:44:17 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on January 30, 2022, 04:34:34 PM
I love shower sex. Definitely number one on top ten places to do it, but I could never go straight into bed. Sheets get wet enough as is, I don't need to bring extra water in with me.


I didn't think it was water that made the sheets wet  :aol_doubledildo:

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Reply #2045 on: January 30, 2022, 06:57:08 PM
Quote from: ObiDongKenobi on January 30, 2022, 04:44:17 PM
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I didn't think it was water that made the sheets wet  :aol_doubledildo:


That's the good thing about being in love and a little crazy. We don't overthink things. :gay:   and the sheets needed to be changed anyway.  :emot_blush:


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Reply #2046 on: January 30, 2022, 07:07:12 PM
Just saw the double dildo emoji. Brought back memories. Wife/Mistress loved to straddle me on the bed. She'd use one end to pleasure herself, then jam that end into my mouth while she moistened the other end with her womanly juices. She'd keep flipping the dildo around until she was satisfied, leaving me with her taste in my mouth and a sore jaw.

Ah, those were the days. ;D

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Reply #2047 on: January 30, 2022, 07:29:25 PM
Quote from: msslave on January 30, 2022, 07:07:12 PM
Just saw the double dildo emoji. Brought back memories. Wife/Mistress loved to straddle me on the bed. She'd use one end to pleasure herself, then jam that end into my mouth while she moistened the other end with her womanly juices. She'd keep flipping the dildo around until she was satisfied, leaving me with her taste in my mouth and a sore jaw.

Ah, those were the days. ;D

Sounds like you had a good time.  :sign_pornostar:

Sometimes English language is a hard one.  Or maybe I'm just :emot_blond: When I saw the " then jam that end into my mouth while she moistened the other end with her womanly juices." part, I managed to use to or three seconds thinking "how considered of her," before I realized that it had nothing to do with berries.  :facepalm:


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Reply #2048 on: January 30, 2022, 07:33:53 PM
[quote author=Bell

Sometimes English language is a hard one.  Or maybe I'm just :emot_blond: When I saw the " then jam that end into my mouth while she moistened the other end with her womanly juices." part, I managed to use to or three seconds thinking "how considered of her," before I realized that it had nothing to do with berries.  :facepalm:
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Understandable Bell. Don't worry, you're doing great. I'll just add this about our double dildo play. It was berry berry juicy. :emot_laughing:

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Reply #2049 on: January 30, 2022, 08:00:20 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on January 30, 2022, 04:34:34 PM
I love it when men say they do it, but I'll never get used to hearing it from women.

Guess you're so good at pleasing that you inspire absolutely everyone to an orgasm or two  :emot_kiss:

...or twenty. Or more? I lost count in my case  :emot_laughing:

Sorry  :facepalm:


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Reply #2050 on: February 14, 2022, 12:08:57 AM
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Reply #2051 on: February 14, 2022, 12:36:36 AM
You are looking at nothing or are you temporarily blinded because of masturbating?  ;D ;D

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Reply #2052 on: February 14, 2022, 01:29:25 AM
Shiela's post has left CT typeless. :emot_laughing:

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Reply #2053 on: February 14, 2022, 02:11:03 AM
I had joked that we could lock the thread, because Shiela's Sunday was obviously now the only logical answer to the question in the thread title. But that seemed a teensie tinesie bit over the top 😅


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Reply #2054 on: February 14, 2022, 03:07:02 PM
I thought maybe his hands had cramped up and he was trying to use his nose to type.


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Reply #2055 on: February 14, 2022, 03:16:06 PM
That as well. Time to find a frozen bag of peas for Junior  ;D


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Reply #2056 on: February 15, 2022, 08:46:47 PM
Two Herm's spitroasting a woman. An old vid from my skin bin. Had to clean the old boy out because I can't prove it, but someone was filching my old mags, but not the vhs tapes. Missing copies of penthouse forums and playboys. Not upset though, whoever took them must have a health sex drive, but damn, put them back at least.

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Reply #2057 on: February 19, 2022, 04:49:11 AM

”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

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Reply #2058 on: March 06, 2022, 05:20:06 PM
The small window of the sauna at my gym this morning. My new workout friend didn't show, and the rain and cold made me want to sweat it out in a sauna. I got quite handsy with myself and watched people walk by while I fiddled my slit skiddle.


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Reply #2059 on: March 06, 2022, 06:27:16 PM
Shiela getting in touch with her hole-ly spirit on a fine Sunday morning  ;D


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