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Reply #2020 on: December 07, 2021, 10:33:09 PM
Because when i look at myself, I see flaws. Big nose, pointy chin, too thin lips... even now, looking at that, I see a massive flaw. Wont say what, dont want to bring attention to it :facepalm:


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Reply #2021 on: December 07, 2021, 10:49:26 PM
Is this like a naughty version of Where Is Waldo?  :emot_laughing:

It's a beautiful picture, and looking over it several times, I can't find anything 'out of place'  ;D


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Reply #2022 on: December 07, 2021, 11:32:00 PM
Quote from: Clitical Thinking on December 07, 2021, 10:49:26 PM
I can't find anything 'out of place'  ;D

Good. I'd like to keep it that way :emot_kiss:


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Reply #2023 on: December 07, 2021, 11:40:24 PM
Since there is no massive flaw, but you think you see one, how about you tell us what you think it is, then we can tell you how you're full of shit  :emot_laughing:

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Reply #2024 on: December 07, 2021, 11:49:40 PM
How about NO.


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Reply #2025 on: December 08, 2021, 12:06:02 AM
Flaw or no flaw I like what I see every time. ;D :emot_kiss:

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Reply #2026 on: December 08, 2021, 12:49:49 PM
Quote from: Clitical Thinking on December 07, 2021, 10:49:26 PM
Is this like a naughty version of Where Is Waldo?  :emot_laughing:



Maybe should be renamed "Where's Dildo"  ;D
« Last Edit: December 08, 2021, 01:01:10 PM by ObiDongKenobi »

Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about

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Reply #2027 on: January 03, 2022, 12:52:45 PM
It would not be the first time I masterbated to Sheila. Thanks Shelia

Pussy oh how sweet it is

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Reply #2028 on: January 05, 2022, 04:25:15 AM
Quote from: Shiela_M on December 07, 2021, 10:33:09 PM
Because when i look at myself, I see flaws. Big nose, pointy chin, too thin lips... even now, looking at that, I see a massive flaw. Wont say what, dont want to bring attention to it :facepalm:

Everybody sees flaws in themselves.
Never once did I think your lips are too thin or your chin to pointy.  Never really got a good look at your nose. It's what I hate most about my face.  I have a honker, compare yours to the pic I sent in your PM. My sister knew I had a complex about it and when she would get mad at me she'd say, HONK HONK.
In my eyes you're beautiful, especially that so called thin lipsmile.

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Reply #2029 on: January 05, 2022, 09:04:04 PM
I know what it is -- the picture was blurry. Sheila should endeavor to look less blurry in the future. Yes, a crisp, warm Sheila would be... what was I talking about?


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Reply #2030 on: January 05, 2022, 09:16:32 PM
We all have flaws, and they're part of us. It's easy to see if you always look for them, but perfection isn't pretty
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Reply #2031 on: January 06, 2022, 04:37:02 AM
Well I love everything about both of you. You’re absolutely gorgeous, funny, sexy, and unbearably hot. Holy shit. I’ve got both of yours photos in a special PowerPoint slideshow, that keeps daddy horny and squirting at night. Woo. I love big noses and thin lips. Especially when they are attached to the rest of you. I love you.

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Reply #2032 on: January 06, 2022, 06:54:44 AM
Quote from: Pornhubby on January 06, 2022, 04:37:02 AM
Well I love everything about both of you. You’re absolutely gorgeous, funny, sexy, and unbearably hot. Holy shit. I’ve got both of yours photos in a special PowerPoint slideshow, that keeps daddy horny and squirting at night. Woo. I love big noses and thin lips. Especially when they are attached to the rest of you. I love you.

Woo


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Reply #2033 on: January 06, 2022, 10:47:53 AM
I just came while thinking about one of the cashiers at the grocery store across the street.

Feel free to PM me. I love one to one conversation, about anything.

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Reply #2034 on: January 06, 2022, 11:54:59 AM
This story by Foxihotgirl.

http://www.kristensboard.com/forums/index.php?topic=13997.0

Damn she's good.
So many different stories.
So high quality

Boing!


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Reply #2035 on: January 30, 2022, 12:40:41 AM
Ask watcher or msslave :emot_kiss:


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Reply #2036 on: January 30, 2022, 01:45:31 PM
I wasn't very tired last night because I fell asleep about 8pm while we sat down to watch the television. 

When Dan woke me to go to bed, I wasn't very tired and got on KB.  I read my comment about masturbating for him to watch and figured I could get in the mood.  So I read a story here, looked at a picture there, read some more, then ended up on back on pictures mainly girl on girls and there I got  in my rhythm.

Dan was asleep by this time so I made some fake noises to awaken him. When he did, I acted "caught" in the act and said I was sorry. He smiled and sat up thinking he was going to get to partake. I told him I just wanted to play by myself for a moment, which I didn't but I know he would like hearing me say that.  He responded by telling me to turn on the light so he could watch, instead of just the glow from the iPad.  Of course I complied. I still had on my pj's and without asking he had me lean forward and lifted my tank top off, then reached forward and wiggled my underwear off.  He sat between my spread legs as my finger found home again. The images I scrolled slowly past were getting the job done, but there was one picture that I had come across earlier that I wanted to be looking at when I had my O. I switched to that tab I had left open earlier and I looked at the subject and imagined being there, imagined her taking that picture. I was staring at that picture when my body was rocked by a nice O, while Dan watched. 

Whew, what a wonderful picture.

When I recovered, I noticed Dan's boxers were in danger of having a hole poked through them. So I rolled over and got my knees under me, ass up chest down. As we were making love, I suggested I might deserve a spanking for masturbating.  The first slap landed before I finished the sentence. My bottom is still a bit red this morning. 
« Last Edit: January 30, 2022, 01:48:35 PM by MintJulie »

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Reply #2037 on: January 30, 2022, 02:04:55 PM
Woo Miss Julie. That was hot.  :emot_wow:

Thank you.  >:D<
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Reply #2038 on: January 30, 2022, 02:11:21 PM
Nice story Jules, as usual. I understand why you chose the picture you did. No doubt there's been many other KBers who've gotten off to pictures of this lovely lady. She's such a "good girl". ;D

Glad you let Dan finish. Hope the redness has faded by now. :emot_kiss:

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Reply #2039 on: January 30, 2022, 03:48:28 PM
That was a very spicy retelling, and I didn't click the link to after it read everything. I can honestly say that I was not expecting that. Color me beet red and surprised 😳


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