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Reply #2000 on: November 01, 2021, 07:12:42 PM
My “likes” on smutty.  It’s always a go to when the urge hits.

https://smutty.com/user/dadw420/like/

Nice thanks for sharing your interests.  They line up nicely with my own. 



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Reply #2001 on: November 02, 2021, 01:29:48 PM
Christ, I shouldn't look at that in the middle of the day, I might put someone's eye out  :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:

or this


Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about


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Reply #2002 on: November 02, 2021, 03:40:21 PM
Trying to make me fail No Nut November, huh 😆



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Reply #2003 on: November 03, 2021, 07:26:54 PM
Trying to make me fail No Nut November, huh 😆

Two days. Well, at least I didn't fail on the first day.  :emot_laughing: :facepalm:



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Reply #2004 on: November 13, 2021, 01:08:58 AM
Between the two minute mark and five minutes. Love the neck grabbing, the expressions, the position... everything

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5e1893d70a9c5



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Reply #2005 on: November 13, 2021, 03:53:37 AM
Insta, a little imagination, and a nice slow stroke.



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Reply #2006 on: November 13, 2021, 03:06:41 PM
Between the two minute mark and five minutes. Love the neck grabbing, the expressions, the position... everything

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5e1893d70a9c5

That is a truly magnificent weapon  :sign_greenwithenvy:

Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about


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Reply #2007 on: November 27, 2021, 08:56:27 PM
Last night.
Was writing in my journal.
It turned happy.
Then it turned erotic
I kept my clothes in and just slipped my hand inside and took myself to paradise what I was looking at was the changing pictures on my tv from my chromecast :emot_kiss:

Then again in the shower😘



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Reply #2008 on: December 01, 2021, 03:38:53 AM


I guess you had to be there  :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:



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Reply #2009 on: December 01, 2021, 06:35:44 AM


I guess you had to be there  :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:

Your boner baby?   ;D ;D

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Reply #2010 on: December 03, 2021, 01:37:07 AM
What I looked at the last time I masturbated --- the shower wall  ;D

That is all.


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Reply #2011 on: December 06, 2021, 01:05:02 AM


Daddy moved into his bachelor pad, and he likes to spanky his wankie. No moderator approved of this post.


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Reply #2012 on: December 06, 2021, 02:22:07 AM
Ah, yes, the picture for when you want a top shelf, high proof wankie spanky



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Reply #2013 on: December 06, 2021, 03:11:43 AM
Ah, yes, the picture for when you want a top shelf, high proof wankie spanky

I'm sorry, but did you just follow the words "top shelf, high proof" with "wankie spanky"??...😏

I approve of this post however, and of what happened after that photo was taken  :emot_thdrool:
My hair was perfect



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Reply #2014 on: December 06, 2021, 03:20:32 AM
Ah, yes, the picture for when you want a top shelf, high proof wankie spanky

I'm sorry, but did you just follow the words "top shelf, high proof" with "wankie spanky"??...😏

Hey, you know if there's anyone who would put those words together, it has to be me  :emot_laughing:

Yeah :facepalm:



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Reply #2015 on: December 07, 2021, 03:18:20 PM
I approve of this post however, and of what happened after that photo was taken  :emot_thdrool:
My hair was perfect

I am guessing a majority of us never made it up to your hair.  ;D ;D  But now that you mention it, yes, your hair looks lovely.  8)

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Reply #2016 on: December 07, 2021, 03:23:31 PM
Hair? Oh, now I see. Stunning!

Ok, now back to ogling the rest of our lovely girl. What a total package and a fun KBer too. :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss:

Well trained and been made compliant....by my cat Neville


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Reply #2017 on: December 07, 2021, 03:35:06 PM
I'm reveling pretty high all morning, and if any of you were hear right now, youd feel like you got run over by the time I'm done with you.

Last thing I looked at was my bedroom ceiling, and then the shower wall about half hour later...

Growler is still HUNGRY



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Reply #2018 on: December 07, 2021, 09:50:21 PM

What I looked at the last time I masturbated.



and the next time, and the next time, and the.........

Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about


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Reply #2019 on: December 07, 2021, 09:56:05 PM
Still not sure how Shiela can look at the other women people post here on KB and ever feel like she somehow can't compete with those others :o