"Don't tell anyone I fucked a girl or I'll find some way to ruin your life"
Yeah.
I love threats likeat from people likeat. "Oh, like you've been trying to ruin my life all along? Relax, sweet cheeks. I don't want anyone to know I settled for your sorry ass, either."
Then hate fuck some more. Rinse, repeat...
Reminds me of Lilith Jenovax LaVey. I gave her the name GenovaX. She deadnamed me on Facebook for arguing with her about Grounding, when she can't walk barefoot without blisters, and I can't wear shoes without getting blisters.
"Do I strike you as particularly Grounded?"
She wasn't even that good in bed.
:shrug: