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Offline maidboy

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Reply #280 on: February 22, 2010, 10:20:52 PM
I'm not a big fan of tattoos myself.  LOL...and let's hope it wasn't the lovely
chainsaw wielding tattooed lady who was responsible for CPKD's avatar...Yikes!

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Reply #281 on: February 22, 2010, 10:36:49 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on February 22, 2010, 10:00:27 PM
I agree, martin.  The chainsaw is hiding what seems to be some of her finer attributes.

Indeed her tits do look lovely from what I can see of them...


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Reply #282 on: February 24, 2010, 12:24:01 AM


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Reply #283 on: March 16, 2010, 06:17:34 AM
Nice tits - who is she?


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Reply #284 on: May 10, 2010, 11:42:15 PM
It was J-Lo



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Reply #285 on: May 11, 2010, 04:18:59 AM
To Watcher 1, yes, I'd do Betty White.


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Reply #286 on: May 11, 2010, 08:25:13 AM
Quote from: LeCoach on May 11, 2010, 04:18:59 AM
To Watcher 1, yes, I'd do Betty White.

Growing up I'd watch Golden Girls and wonder about older people and sex.  I've started watching reruns on Lifetime or We.  Then I laughted.  Now, I get a little sad.
On topic: Betty White just gets better with age.  I broke my own rule and watched Betty on SNL, awesome. 


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Reply #287 on: May 12, 2010, 02:15:28 PM
Jacked off yesterday to some nude pictures I found of my whore ex-wife, all the while I watched a video I d/l'ed of a big black guy fucking the shit out of a little white wife. Stupid slut. Felt much better after...kind of like getting off and getting revenge at the same time!


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Reply #288 on: May 16, 2010, 03:20:31 AM


I find that topic offensive on SOOOOO many levels that it's amusing.  ;D

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Reply #289 on: May 21, 2010, 02:00:25 AM
Damn! D.D. I love the "Lesbians With Dildos" that was sooooo fucking hot I loved the way the chic was grinding that cock into the other one towards the end. The only way that could be better is if she squirted on the other one and she drank it... My kind of ladies!




Great Job on the post... ;D


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Reply #290 on: May 26, 2010, 03:35:50 AM
I looked at this thread :)  Couldn't even get past page 2 ;)


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Reply #291 on: May 26, 2010, 04:45:56 PM
http://xhamster.com/movies/354266/whore_of_the_rings_ii_-_by_sabinchen.html

besides being sexy its a hoot!  watch it for the golum creature and "Precious"
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Reply #292 on: June 10, 2010, 02:22:13 PM


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Reply #293 on: June 15, 2010, 02:25:40 AM
I fantasized about making love to a co worker who loves to go braless.  I especially like it when the air conditioner is on the the nipples get hard and protrude!

Life is short, find all the pleasure you can!

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Reply #294 on: June 15, 2010, 04:57:41 AM

Don't really remember, but it must have been wonderful!  :o

I woke up 4 days ago in pain... I'd obviously been humping the mattress for quite some time, continuing to the point that I'd rubbed my little friend raw.  It's still too sensitive to man handle.

The doctors have a phrase for (overly exuberant night play?), but it's slipping my mind at the moment.  ;)

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Reply #295 on: June 17, 2010, 05:57:00 PM
For me its been cuckold porn and creampies. The site of cum dripping from a pussy did nothing for me a year ago, but for some reason it has caught my attention lately.


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Reply #296 on: June 17, 2010, 06:26:35 PM
My wife, as she masturbated along side me.  After I ran one of my story ideas past her for feedback.  (She liked the story)

She came when talked about fucking a woman from behind, while that woman was eating my cum out her pussy.  I came not long after that.

[Hers]:  The principle business of life is to enjoy it.  In bed.

[His]:  Your kindness is surely to be repaid  In bed.

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Reply #297 on: June 17, 2010, 06:37:16 PM
Look forward to reading that story, sounds sexy.


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Reply #298 on: June 18, 2010, 04:40:18 AM
Ya know, when I first saw this topic, and read very quickly since I was new and trying to see everything...

I thought the topic was:

"What I looked like the last time I masturbated."

Needless to say, this topic is bit less awkward than I first thought.

[Hers]:  The principle business of life is to enjoy it.  In bed.

[His]:  Your kindness is surely to be repaid  In bed.

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Reply #299 on: June 18, 2010, 09:34:11 AM
Quote from: mlp311 on June 17, 2010, 05:57:00 PM
For me its been cuckold porn and creampies. The site of cum dripping from a pussy did nothing for me a year ago, but for some reason it has caught my attention lately.

Then "Amber Rayne Cuckold Cream MMF"  was made for you.  Track it down.


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