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Offline MissBarbara

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Reply #600 on: September 12, 2013, 02:29:35 AM
Quote from: coacheric on September 11, 2013, 09:50:17 PM

Yea but you didn't like guys to start with!  (Ducking fast)



I love guys. Just not in THAT way...





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Reply #601 on: September 13, 2013, 11:09:44 PM
Still jonzing for Emma Heart. Great brazzers video with her as a cop fucking the bad guy. He finishes all over her face and locks the jail cell, leaving her there on the floor naked and cum covered







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Reply #602 on: September 13, 2013, 11:20:02 PM
She's my new jerk off go to girl. She has the sweetest pussy. I love them big full lips I could munch on that for hours.





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Reply #603 on: September 19, 2013, 06:23:46 PM
And here I thought you had posts and jerks mixed up  ;D


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Reply #604 on: November 02, 2013, 05:57:19 AM
This thread.  :D

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Reply #605 on: November 02, 2013, 05:28:16 PM
I was watching football (the English Premier League not American) as my home team were playing..

I was also wanking to a russian woman taking very, very large items including her partners foot up her ass.

My team won and I came!

can't link it as it's on a site that's banned here.

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Reply #606 on: November 10, 2013, 09:29:07 AM


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Reply #607 on: November 10, 2013, 01:08:24 PM
Sexy video Arian. Thanks for sharing.


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Reply #608 on: November 10, 2013, 03:10:40 PM
Last time I masturbated was one of those rare moments that I just used my imagination, kinda didn't have a choice I was driving and I have found watching porn on my phone and driving can be a wee bit unsafe. The logistics of it arent in my favor.


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Reply #609 on: November 10, 2013, 04:01:48 PM
Watching him watching me.


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Reply #610 on: November 10, 2013, 05:13:16 PM
Quote from: SouthernFire on November 10, 2013, 03:10:40 PM
watching porn on my phone and driving can be a wee bit unsafe.

Don't get a chance to do it usually (not driving enough) but what I did/do is still have a porn vid on the iphone and just use it to listen to it. In other words, if you have found a good porn that "sounds great" then get that audio playing while driving. Helps anyways. (Wonder if anyplace rates porn on the soundtracks... :) )
Heh.. Just imagined reactions making a porn CD.. And forgetting it was in the player in the car and starting up full blast when you have loaded up the car with a batch of friends going out :)

OT, guess I was just reading a couple KB stories the last time. Nothing too drastic...

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Reply #611 on: November 10, 2013, 07:04:14 PM


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Reply #612 on: November 10, 2013, 07:25:33 PM
Quote from: LonerLeo on November 10, 2013, 05:13:16 PM
Quote from: SouthernFire on November 10, 2013, 03:10:40 PM
watching porn on my phone and driving can be a wee bit unsafe.

Don't get a chance to do it usually (not driving enough) but what I did/do is still have a porn vid on the iphone and just use it to listen to it. In other words, if you have found a good porn that "sounds great" then get that audio playing while driving. Helps anyways. (Wonder if anyplace rates porn on the soundtracks... :) )
Heh.. Just imagined reactions making a porn CD.. And forgetting it was in the player in the car and starting up full blast when you have loaded up the car with a batch of friends going out :)

OT, guess I was just reading a couple KB stories the last time. Nothing too drastic...

Now all you need is an I-Vib to go with that soundtrack.


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Reply #613 on: November 10, 2013, 08:37:57 PM
Well.. dunno what it would key on...between voices and heavy breathing... :)
Unless it's one with a literal musical background and it keys on that.
(kind of imagine it'd react to bass side of things more)
I've seen info of wired and wireless vibrators (http://www.ohmibod.com/) that work off an app or audio..
But from what I can see they're all on the standard size vibe-"female fun" side of things. If they want to develop a male version however, I'd be glad to...er.. "help" out.. :)

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Reply #614 on: November 11, 2013, 09:06:15 PM
Quote from: toeinh20 on November 11, 2013, 02:15:09 PM
...and I'm slapping my morning wood in time with Pierre on the steering wheel. 
Hah... depressing.. Unfortunately it would take a bit of work for me to get the reach for all that.. and still have feet solidly on throttle.. :/  (just not as "gifted" I guess). 
And on the police side.. I remember a time long ago when I was having a bit of fun on the interstate, when I came up to a State Police car coming the opposite way. Was daylight.. he put the breaks on and I saw him in rear mirror cross over and loop around. Talk about a panic! :)
Turned out that he zipped by and nabbed a guy a few cars ahead of me speeding.
That sure wakes you up tho... 
I just wish my current car had cruise control...

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Reply #615 on: November 11, 2013, 11:50:28 PM


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Reply #616 on: November 13, 2013, 06:39:02 PM
A very naughty message from a very sexy man.


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Reply #617 on: November 17, 2013, 06:21:10 AM


This inspired me ...


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Reply #618 on: December 11, 2013, 03:52:44 AM


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Reply #619 on: December 31, 2013, 08:53:34 PM
Quote from: Prometheus on February 03, 2009, 04:19:09 PM
What did you look at the last time you masturbated naughty girl?  I know at least a half dozen men (including me) on this list who would slap their monkeys raw thinking about you fingering your clit to an "O."
I would love to play with those


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