What I looked at the last time I masturbated.

[gomez38555]

 

I like that
wish I could have seen a shuttle take off...man can you just imagine the buzz ?! great pic x

A dream of mine but sadly will never happen now, so if I could just find a man with a big orbiter, a pair of rocket boosters and a full tank I'd be quite happy 

WBL, a friend of mine is a retired rocket engineer from NASA.  I'm very experienced with steel construction.  I think we could work something out here.

Let me watch you two together and that will be another fantasy to masturbate too 

hate to disappoint a lady, but he's old, and I'm straight.

[KinkyKacey]

Heh.. Well a bit of a delayed post-as it's now not the "last" time but...

Drove down to Indiana during the day, drove back up home (detroit area) after midnight Thursday. Was bored, so took off the ol' sock, add some sound effects from a porn playing thru the stereo on my ipad (not watching that, mind you..) and..there ya go.

This was what was seen (have a cam mount on the dash). Camera has issues though and the night was cool,damp,slightly foggy out causing the signs to be weakly reflective.



If it's not as visible... it's the (I think) exit 88-ish sign for Climax, MI.
(no... it wasn't a simultaneous climax  )
I do wish my car had cruise control, it's a bit of a challenge to keep speed proper when doing it.  I'm known for multitasking well however

That being said... dug this up...

http://www.cw7michigan.com/shared/news/features/top-stories/stories/wmmt_mdot-stumped-rash-crashes-along-i94-12362.shtml

Makes ya think, eh?

[coacheric]

Always loved reaching climax. As a truck driver in my teens, would call back to the shop and talk to Pam. Had a big crush on her and would let her know how I reached climax with her on my mind. Good thing she liked me also. Could have been bad otherwise

[Killer Moth]

http://www.xvideos.com/video685681/two_sexy_girls_masturbation_instruction_free_streaming_porn

[gomez38555]

Janus, when were you at Toe's?

[gomez38555]

http://autos.yahoo.com/blogs/motoramic/brabus-700-hp-suv-sports-six-terrorizing-wheels-210238348.html

If I EVER hit the lottery!

[coacheric]

http://autos.yahoo.com/blogs/motoramic/brabus-700-hp-suv-sports-six-terrorizing-wheels-210238348.html

If I EVER hit the lottery!

Yea, I think I could rub one out to that also. Sweet looking machine gomez

[MissBarbara]

Yea, I think I could rub one out to that also. Sweet looking machine gomez

I will NEVER understand men!

[coacheric]

Yea, I think I could rub one out to that also. Sweet looking machine gomez

I will NEVER understand men!

   Don't even try. We are so much less complicated then you think. When we tell you we aren't thinking of anything, NO REALLY, it's blank up there. And if there are any thoughts, your nude in them!

[MissBarbara]

Yea, I think I could rub one out to that also. Sweet looking machine gomez

I will NEVER understand men!

   Don't even try. We are so much less complicated then you think. When we tell you we aren't thinking of anything, NO REALLY, it's blank up there. And if there are any thoughts, your nude in them!

Believe me, I gave up trying a long time ago.

And I also noted the phallic associations of a car like that a long time ago. Granted, it doesn't have the erect penis shape of a Corvette, but it's long struck me that guys who drive cars like that are over-compensating for something.

And, of course, there's the whole Hummer thing...

[coacheric]

For note: The Hummer is a WANT not compensation!

[coacheric]

OK, I DRIVE A MINI VAN BECAUSE I HAVE KIDS!!

[coacheric]

I was eyeballing the spinner rims and kicker box but the skateboards get in the way of the amp and the rust takes away from the rims.

Dream


more like Reality


And last week


(note-not my van but same issue, broken back axle)

[MissBarbara]

For note: The Hummer is a WANT not compensation!

So YOU say.

And which hummer are you referring to? 

Full disclosure: I'd never heard the term "hummer" before I joined this board...

[coacheric]

For note: The Hummer is a WANT not compensation!

So YOU say.

And which hummer are you referring to? 

Full disclosure: I'd never heard the term "hummer" before I joined this board...

This works on a few different levels

[MissBarbara]

For note: The Hummer is a WANT not compensation!

So YOU say.

And which hummer are you referring to? 

Full disclosure: I'd never heard the term "hummer" before I joined this board...

This works on a few different levels

One word: micropenis.

[coacheric]

SO? At least I use it well!

[MissBarbara]

SO? At least I use it well!

That's not what SHE said...

[coacheric]

Yea but you didn't like guys to start with!  (Ducking fast)

[Gina Marie]

One word: micropenis.

You know you get my girlcock hard, Barb... and you make me wet too!