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Offline staci

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Reply #1920 on: December 17, 2020, 04:15:43 PM
wre I dropped my phone,


Was it set on vibrate?

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Reply #1921 on: December 17, 2020, 04:23:40 PM
Quote from: staci on December 17, 2020, 04:15:43 PM
wre I dropped my phone,


Was it set on vibrate?
:emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:

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Reply #1922 on: December 17, 2020, 05:06:31 PM
Quote from: msslave on December 17, 2020, 04:23:40 PM
Quote from: staci on December 17, 2020, 04:15:43 PM
wre I dropped my phone,


Was it set on vibrate?
:emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:

I do have an app for that downloaded for when I'm away from home, it isnt all that great, but it can work in a pinch.

But no to both.  I've got a little purple pleasure stick I use on certain occasions.  Works far better than my phone or fingers that's for sure, but I dont know why it has to have 7 different settings.  I get that some women may like those, but give me the option of just hitting the button and going.  have to hit the button a bunch of times just to get to what I want, and if I pass it...

1- slow
2- medium
3- fast
4- pulse
5- starts slow, picks up speed, then slows back down (repeat)
6- some weird Morse code thing, fast, fast, fast, slow (repeat)
7- HOLY SH!T!!!!


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Reply #1923 on: December 17, 2020, 07:50:08 PM
I have something better. Though it is not purple and won't fit in your drawer, it starts slow, works up to medium, then faster....faster....a Holy Shit or two....then some pulsations..... 8) 8)

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Reply #1924 on: December 17, 2020, 07:53:25 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on December 17, 2020, 07:50:08 PM
I have something better. Though it is not purple and won't fit in your drawer, it starts slow, works up to medium, then faster....faster....a Holy Shit or two....then some pulsations..... 8) 8)

I just need to get laid.  :facepalm:


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Reply #1925 on: December 17, 2020, 08:15:47 PM
Quote from: Littlebit on December 17, 2020, 07:53:25 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on December 17, 2020, 07:50:08 PM

I have something better. Though it is not purple and won't fit in your drawer, it starts slow, works up to medium, then faster....faster....a Holy Shit or two....then some pulsations..... 8) 8)


I just need to get laid.  :facepalm:



Pick me!  Pick me!






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Reply #1926 on: December 18, 2020, 03:23:43 AM
Quote from: MissBarbara on December 17, 2020, 08:15:47 PM
Quote from: Littlebit on December 17, 2020, 07:53:25 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on December 17, 2020, 07:50:08 PM

I have something better. Though it is not purple and won't fit in your drawer, it starts slow, works up to medium, then faster....faster....a Holy Shit or two....then some pulsations..... 8) 8)


I just need to get laid.  :facepalm:



Pick me!  Pick me!



Pick both of us us! Pick both of us!  8) 8)

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Reply #1927 on: December 18, 2020, 04:13:55 PM
Miss B first, would just love to have her work her magic on me for as long as she wants.  Then after a few days to recover little Ricky can have a go.   :emot_kiss:  Love you both.


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Reply #1928 on: December 18, 2020, 07:52:03 PM
Quote from: Littlebit on December 18, 2020, 04:13:55 PM
Miss B first, would just love to have her work her magic on me for as long as she wants.  Then after a few days to recover little Ricky can have a go.   :emot_kiss:  Love you both.

Lil Ricky is up to the challenge... :emot_kiss:

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Reply #1929 on: December 20, 2020, 10:58:22 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on December 17, 2020, 05:44:24 AM

Between the seven and eight minute mark is where I dropped my phone, but the whole thing is worth a watch

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5fa48acd59f8e


Even I loved this video!

I love her unbridled lust and her uninhibited pleasure-seeking.






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Reply #1930 on: December 21, 2020, 12:07:59 AM


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Reply #1931 on: December 28, 2020, 04:53:21 PM
Hot large clit being rubbed off  :emot_wow: :sign_yummy:

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Reply #1932 on: December 30, 2020, 08:44:55 PM
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5fc89f00d6a6b

This couple is really starting to get my attention. Even sent them a healthy tip for the assisting in my self love  :emot_kiss:


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Reply #1933 on: December 30, 2020, 09:38:37 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on December 30, 2020, 08:44:55 PM
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5fc89f00d6a6b

This couple is really starting to get my attention. Even sent them a healthy tip for the assisting in my self love  :emot_kiss:


I used to be in love with a Czech couple that ran a website called watchusfuck.com. So sexy and believable, because they were true amateurs who interacted with their fan base...

https://xhamster.com/videos/incredible-amateur-fuck-1456426
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Reply #1934 on: December 31, 2020, 12:39:40 AM
Quote from: ToeinH2O on December 30, 2020, 09:38:37 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on December 30, 2020, 08:44:55 PM
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5fc89f00d6a6b

This couple is really starting to get my attention. Even sent them a healthy tip for the assisting in my self love  :emot_kiss:


I used to be in love with a Czech couple that ran a website called watchusfuck.com. So sexy and believable, because they were true amateurs who interacted with their fan base...

https://xhamster.com/videos/incredible-amateur-fuck-1456426

That was a great video, kind of wish they had stayed in the kitchen though.  Not to mention, that guy has a beautiful piece of meat.


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Reply #1935 on: December 31, 2020, 03:39:39 AM
Quote from: Shiela_M on December 31, 2020, 12:39:40 AM
Quote from: ToeinH2O on December 30, 2020, 09:38:37 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on December 30, 2020, 08:44:55 PM
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5fc89f00d6a6b

This couple is really starting to get my attention. Even sent them a healthy tip for the assisting in my self love  :emot_kiss:


I used to be in love with a Czech couple that ran a website called watchusfuck.com. So sexy and believable, because they were true amateurs who interacted with their fan base...

https://xhamster.com/videos/incredible-amateur-fuck-1456426

That was a great video, kind of wish they had stayed in the kitchen though.  Not to mention, that guy has a beautiful piece of meat.

His kielbasa got him in trouble.  He got an offer to move to California and do porn.  He flopped, the relationship floundered.  She got a new boyfriend and tried to carry on, but the magic wasn’t there.  The website closed soon after.


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Reply #1936 on: December 31, 2020, 03:48:33 AM
Quote from: ToeinH2O on December 31, 2020, 03:39:39 AM
Quote from: Shiela_M on December 31, 2020, 12:39:40 AM
Quote from: ToeinH2O on December 30, 2020, 09:38:37 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on December 30, 2020, 08:44:55 PM
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5fc89f00d6a6b

This couple is really starting to get my attention. Even sent them a healthy tip for the assisting in my self love  :emot_kiss:


I used to be in love with a Czech couple that ran a website called watchusfuck.com. So sexy and believable, because they were true amateurs who interacted with their fan base...

https://xhamster.com/videos/incredible-amateur-fuck-1456426

That was a great video, kind of wish they had stayed in the kitchen though.  Not to mention, that guy has a beautiful piece of meat.

His kielbasa got him in trouble.  He got an offer to move to California and do porn.  He flopped, the relationship floundered.  She got a new boyfriend and tried to carry on, but the magic wasn’t there.  The website closed soon after.

A cautionary tale when a guy listens to the wrong head.

Honestly though if I didnt know better, I'd say I was watching BIG Ben in that video.  Except when BIG Ben finishes... ol' faithful.


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Reply #1937 on: December 31, 2020, 04:00:47 AM
Quote from: Shiela_M on December 31, 2020, 03:48:33 AM

A cautionary tale when a guy listens to the wrong head.

Honestly though if I didnt know better, I'd say I was watching BIG Ben in that video.  Except when BIG Ben finishes... ol' faithful.


His name is Voyta.  Hers is Misha.  I had to Google around for a while.  The “replacement” boyfriend was Yan.

Here is another favorite of mine.

https://xhamster.com/videos/cute-ass-blonde-amateur-loves-anal-sex-357875

She’s probably in her 40’s by now...   :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool:



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Reply #1938 on: January 02, 2021, 07:26:10 PM


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Reply #1939 on: January 05, 2021, 01:33:12 PM
Many, many years ago....when I was young (not saying how young), an old man neighbor showed me some pictures. The one I remember and masturbated to was a woman (maybe in her 30's) dressed in black negligee with breasts visible and a hint of what was hiding between her legs. I spilled a lot of seed when young because of her.


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