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Reply #6060 on: January 23, 2023, 01:47:22 PM
We we're at the beach yesterday, walking along picking up shells and looking for sea life.

It was our youngest, Dan and myself.  Just walking, beautiful day. I happen to look up and there is this 6'8" monster of a guy walking towards us with not a stitch of clothes un.  Looking past him, I see others also in the buff, all guys. Dan noticed the new surroundings at the same time.

We turned around and started heading back to where our blanket and umbrella were.  As we did, I noticed a sign about 100 feet from the waters edge, saying, "Clothes Required Past This Point"

On the opposite side of the sign read "Warning, beyond this point you may encounter nude bathers"
Guess we missed that while walking down by the water with our heads down looking for shells. 



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Reply #6061 on: January 23, 2023, 02:08:47 PM
Guess you need to look up from she'll collecting every now and then. Hope the little one wasn't too shocked
 But then today's kids seem a lot more mature.

Otherwise hope the Vaca is going well. How long before you return to the frozen north country?

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Reply #6062 on: January 23, 2023, 02:30:07 PM
Quote from: msslave on January 23, 2023, 02:08:47 PM
Guess you need to look up from she'll collecting every now and then. Hope the little one wasn't too shocked
 But then today's kids seem a lot more mature.

Otherwise hope the Vaca is going well. How long before you return to the frozen north country?

She saw nothing. She was focused on shells and looking for sea glass. 
I swear, we have more shells.  Must be 10 shoeboxes at home.  Another one from the past few days. 

Coming home?  Who said I was? Hahaha.    Thinking End of March.  Flexible schedule, that could change.

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Reply #6063 on: January 23, 2023, 03:16:05 PM
The important question is:  did you see anything good?  ;D ;D

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Reply #6064 on: January 23, 2023, 04:05:58 PM
If she did see anything… THERAPY!

Enjoy your holiday.

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Reply #6065 on: January 23, 2023, 05:40:40 PM
Quote from: Pornhubby on January 23, 2023, 04:05:58 PM
If she did see anything… THERAPY!

Enjoy your holiday.

I saw it, Dan saw it.  Dan is feeling.... how should I say it......ummm, a bit inadequate after seeing it. 
I just grapped A's arm and almost ripped it out of the socket spinning her around , saying, "I think I saw a shark tooth back there."

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Reply #6066 on: January 24, 2023, 05:12:27 AM
As a member of a generation that grew up with pay phones I was upset to realize I can't even do business now without my cellphone.  The battery died, I didn't have a charger and couldn't even borrow a phone to call someone because I don't know anyone's number because they're all stuck in my dead phone.


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Reply #6067 on: January 24, 2023, 01:23:49 PM

Welcome to the 21st century Russ.

I had an emergency at home and called four family members who live in town. All four calls went to voicemail.

All four called back within five minutes, but it was still frustrating.


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Reply #6068 on: January 24, 2023, 03:18:03 PM
Quote from: purpleshoes on January 24, 2023, 01:23:49 PM

Welcome to the 21st century Russ.

I had an emergency at home and called four family members who live in town. All four calls went to voicemail.

All four called back within five minutes, but it was still frustrating.

We have found that our family responds almost instantaneously when we text them, rather than calling them.

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Reply #6069 on: January 25, 2023, 05:43:19 PM
Back in a doctor's office again today. This time it's the cat. He's got thyroid problems and high blood pressure. Dang they really charge. Should try to claim he's a service support cat and see if I can get him into the VA . Maybe we could get dual appointments. :D
 Neville will be 17 in the spring sometime.
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Reply #6070 on: January 25, 2023, 07:41:20 PM
Quote from: msslave on January 25, 2023, 05:43:19 PM
Back in a doctor's office again today. This time it's the cat. He's got thyroid problems and high blood pressure. Dang they really charge. Should try to claim he's a service support cat and see if I can get him into the VA . Maybe we could get dual appointments. :D
 Neville will be 17 in the spring sometime.

So sorry to hear about this Bob.

Have you seen The Electrical Life of Louis Wain? I saw this the other night, and immediately thought of you. Because it is about a man who had an unusual relationship with cats. And he’s largely credited with popularizing cats as a house pet, in the late 19th Century.
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Reply #6071 on: January 25, 2023, 08:18:53 PM
Have to check the movie out. Nev will do ok. We had another cat with thyroid problems. She lived to be a ripe old age with medication for many years. Neville's check up went well and he's actually getting a reduction in his dosage.

As to our old girl in the past we we going to Walgreens for her prescription. The bottle label said she was was not to get pregnant (she was spayed) and most important she was not to drive a car or operate heavy equipment. She was clearly identified as a cat but the labels went on every bottle. :emot_laughing:

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Reply #6072 on: January 26, 2023, 12:56:19 PM

Labels can be so helpful.

I once saw a onesie that advised, REMOVE CHILD BEFORE LAWNDERING [sic]



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Reply #6073 on: January 26, 2023, 07:04:29 PM
Quote from: msslave on January 25, 2023, 08:18:53 PM
Have to check the movie out. Nev will do ok. We had another cat with thyroid problems. She lived to be a ripe old age with medication for many years. Neville's check up went well and he's actually getting a reduction in his dosage.

As to our old girl in the past we we going to Walgreens for her prescription. The bottle label said she was was not to get pregnant (she was spayed) and most important she was not to drive a car or operate heavy equipment. She was clearly identified as a cat but the labels went on every bottle. :emot_laughing:

I am so in tune with this.  Some of the labels they feel are necessary make me concerned for the future of the human race.  Who in the world needs a label on a DiGiorno pizza box that says, "Remove from the box?"





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Reply #6074 on: January 26, 2023, 11:19:21 PM
It is the litigious society that we live in. Companies post all these commonsense issues in order to keep from being taken to court by people wanting to make some money.

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Reply #6075 on: January 27, 2023, 10:51:43 AM
^This^
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Reply #6076 on: January 27, 2023, 10:50:03 PM
So this morning I was having coffee with Ben, and we were talking about his most recent visit to my apartment. I had told vim right away, that it doesnt mean anything. We are not going to be... "dating again", it was just us having fun and him letting off some steam. He finally came forward, and said he had hoped it would have led there, and then he was worried that maybe he took advantage of me

My reply, "i felt like I was seducing you. do you honestly think I sleep in thongs and knee socks?" I don't like knee socks, and he knows that. He likes them, and I know that...

Anyways, during coffee he said hes having lunch with here today "to sort things out". I told him if he needs help throwing her shit out, I'd help him out...

He wants to get back together with her... what the Fuck!! She must have a golden slit between those legs, because I still don't get it. She's too controlling, and I'm not blind to the fact of me trying to control his relationships right now that's besides the point... SHUT UP! She's rude as hell too, maybe it's just to me, but that's all I need to know she's a bitch!... a Bitch with a magic twat!! How in the hell can the pussy be that good!?!?!?

GRRRR! probably does kegel exercises hourly!!


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Reply #6077 on: January 27, 2023, 11:11:15 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on January 27, 2023, 10:50:03 PM
How in the hell can the pussy be that good!?!?!?

Isn't that the most common question guys have about the growler? :emot_laughing:

Sorry  :facepalm:

On a serious note, Ben sounds a bit like he's eager to be in a serious relationship, and if it can't be with you, then apparently she'll have to do. I'm sure if you said you wanted to be more than the occasional fun fuck, he'd drop her ass in an instant. But for now, he seems to think she's better than nothing.


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Reply #6078 on: January 28, 2023, 01:56:10 AM
Ben just sounds needy. Sounds like he's looking for someone to take care of him. If a "growler" contest we're to be held, my money would be on Shiela. Sadly first prize could be Ben! :roll:

As far as sport fucks go, stick with Allen.

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Reply #6079 on: January 30, 2023, 03:41:36 PM
Speaking from experience, a young man gets to a “certain age“ where his friends are all getting married and having children, and there is this “need“ to be in a committed long-term relationship. So I started looking around for that, and unfortunately, made some really bad choices. The point of the matter is, I don’t think it is about how Ben feels about anyone. Truth is, he is probably toxic at the moment, and any relationship he creates will fail. Because he’s creating it for the wrong reasons. It is “something he is supposed to do” rather than some thing he *wants* to do with a specific person, for whom he feels unconditional love. My grandmother famously told me not to seek love, “because when you’re ready for love, it will seek you.“ Stay healthy Sheila. Love yourself. You don’t deserve that crap.

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