What RUINED your day today?

[msslave]

Brain CT scan - Normal
Brain MRI - Normal
Heart MRI - Normal
Brain EEG - Normal

Waiting on the Heart EKG%u2026

I%u2019ve never felt so normal. LOL.

Feeling so normal. OMG. Do we need to convene an emergency meeting of the membership committee.
I mean a normal person...... what's that? Oh, feeling physically normal is ok. We can still be kinky. I see.
OK Toe, carry on. But get to the bottom of those seizures.

[Pornhubby]

I’m staying at a Catholic hospital. And I had full cell phone service in the emergency room. Friday, they moved me upstairs to a private suite, which was very nice, but my cell phone service was blocked. And the only Internet I could get was through the hospital’s password-protected modem. And guess what? KB is blocked. Because we can’t let people have sexual pleasure in a Catholic hospital, unless you’re 12 years old and it involves a priest. LOL.

[msslave]

If I log into the VA's wifi, KB is blocked there too. I have unlimited data so I just access our site through my cell phone provider.

Watch out for Nuns with rulers tho'. I've heard that they're not slapping hands with them anymore 

Anyway, how are you doing?. Any idea what the problem is yet?

[Writers Bloque]

I’m staying at a Catholic hospital. And I had full cell phone service in the emergency room. Friday, they moved me upstairs to a private suite, which was very nice, but my cell phone service was blocked. And the only Internet I could get was through the hospital’s password-protected modem. And guess what? KB is blocked. Because we can’t let people have sexual pleasure in a Catholic hospital, unless you’re 12 years old and it involves a priest. LOL.

Bro, I know the feels. Sacred Heart blocks internet too. But lucky, old clunky had like 30gb of saved porn and erotic stories to get me through, and the wife coming in on her breaks helped too, despite me having a telemetry box around my neck, and nurses coming in to check why my heart rate was always spiking. But I don't mind the lack of internet, because when I could walk the halls, I found spots where they could not block my cellphones internet, and thus i could post and read KB.

[Pornhubby]

Anyway, how are you doing?. Any idea what the problem is yet?

My newsletter:

OK friends and family, I know everybody has a lot of questions, so I decided I would just put it all down in one place and send it to everyone, so I don’t have to keep repeating myself.

Why am I here? I have had a series of seizure episodes this fall. Three in all. One was the day before Thanksgiving. The second was on Christmas Eve. And the third one was Thursday. These were characterized by lightheadedness, dizziness and vertigo, loss of consciousness, and a bunch of other things including nausea, vomiting, and worse. I called 911, and was taken to Seton Ascension hospital in Austin.

Because my vitals were normal, they decided they had to do a lot of diagnostic testing. So I have had a CT scan of the brain, an MRI of the brain and the heart, an sonogram of the heart and my legs, an EKG (heart), and an EEG (brain). If that sounds like a lot, it is because it was a lot. So first the good news...

My brain looks fine, no tumors, electric signals all working correctly. My heart looks fine, good pulse, good rhythm, good blood pressure. My heart valves look good. And blood seems to be going to all parts of my body where it should be. I have been worried about my feet swelling, and an examination reveals there are no tumors in my legs. So a lot of the things that I have been worried about seem to be fine. They could not find anything physiologically wrong with my body that explains the seizures.

So why are you passing out? That is still the million dollar question. The neurologist believes that I have a mild form of epilepsy. She said that changes in physiology associated with age can cause seizure episodes. They don’t know that is what is happening to me, but given the lack of a physical explanations, it seems to be the best. So they are going to put me on an anti-seizure medication called Keppra. A low-dose for starts. And they’re going to monitor things and see how I progress. Often, just taking Keppra for 30 days will stop seizure episodes for good.

Why are you still in the hospital? Everything was going good, and I was planning to be discharged this afternoon, when I had a major hypoglycemic episode. 16 mg/Dl. Major episode. I had eight people in my room trying to revive me. So now the question is, did the pharmacy give me too much insulin? Or is the Keppra causing a hypoglycemic side effect? Until I figure out what the problem is, they’re not going to let me go home. So it looks like I’m spending another day here.

Everything is going well. I am feeling better. I am relieved to know that I don’t have a brain tumor or early heart failure. We will deal with everything else.

If you have any questions about this, let me know. I love you all. Thank you for your support and concern.

——————

So I am taking the anticonvulsant, and a new blood thinner. They updated my heart medications. And I actually feel very good. I may go to the office tomorrow.

[Pornhubby]

I have to tell you all something more. I am very surprised about it. Because Bob was suggesting I get frisky with a nurse. So I decided what the hell?

Friday I had two nurses assigned to my room. Tania and Eva. Tania was a sexy Latina with a nice ass and big tits in a T-shirt. Eva was a slender brunette with pale skin and blue eyes. Definitely my type.

So I started flirting the two of them up pretty good, while they were doing all the things that nurses do: passing out pills, checking vitals, debriefing me on all the tests and what not that were going to have to be done to me.

Then Tania says, out of the blue, “We’re going to have to inspect your butt, I hope you don’t mind.”

“I thought you’d never ask, I love to have my butt inspected. Who is going to be the inspector?“

“We both are,” said Eva. “Drop your pants and put your hands on the counter.“

I couldn’t resist an instruction like that, so I slowly pulled my Gown up, and dropped my boxers with the wiggle of the butt. And I’ll be damned if both girls didn’t grab my naked ass and start inspecting it.

“I’m glad I brought two cheeks. Be sure not to miss anything. (Giggles) I have an Only Fans page you know, let me know if you want an invite. (More giggles).”

Eva said, “we have to do this to check for bedsores.“ I thought, the hell they do, I am getting felt up.

My cock responded by swelling and lengthening, and Tania said, “I see you’re enjoying this.“

“It’s the best thing that happened to me all day.“

More giggles.

[msslave]

I love you Toe...ya know bro love. That's mostly good news. I'd feel better if they know what was going on rather than just saying, "Here try this."

Like my wife keeps reminding me... doctors are only practicing medicine.

For goodness sake. Stay home. You don't need to rush off the the daily grind right away. Being in the hospital is stressful so decompress before going to work.

[Clitical Thinking]

My cock responded by swelling and lengthening, and Tania said, “I see you’re enjoying this.“

“It’s the best thing that happened to me all day.“

Woo 

But yes, don't be in too big of a hurry to get back to the office.

[msslave]

Well WOO to that. It's a standard joke when a guy is in the hospital. Glad you got personal attention from not one but two.

You silver tongued devil.

[MintJulie]

Relived it is not brain or heart related. Hoping they find out what triggered the hypoglycemic episode.

When you get home, I will put on my nurse costume and come tend to you.  Keep me informed.

[Pornhubby]

I thought the hospital was going to renew all my prescriptions. Instead they just sent me home with a 30 day supply of the anti-convulsive.

They had me on the really good stuff at the hospital, and Lasix. I was really feeling good (I am a race horse by the way). I’m going to have to get my chart and see if I can’t get a doctor to write me some script.

Healthcare in America is a disgrace.

[ObiDongKenobi]

Glad to hear that you are home PH.  Do those two nurses make house visits?  Woo for the flirting.

[Swampthing99]

Finding this when I opened up my bathroom floor...



Half of the back wall of my house has this kind of termite damage.  So far the materials have cost me approx. $900.  So now all I have to do is jack up a dozen floor joists, replace the ends, replace the headers, lower the joist back into place and secure them, easy peasy.

[MintJulie]

We got a hotel room after the wedding.  In bed about 12:30. The hotel was along the expressway and near a TravelAmerica.  Deisel trucks all night long.  I didn't sleep.  Dan didn't sleep. M didn't sleep.

About 6 am we decided to come home.  They are both sleeping.  I can't.  Maybe I will get an afternoon nap in during some of Dans football games.

[Bittersweet]

Dentist appointment today. I used to see a dentist in town. He retired suddenly, so I didn't get the cleaning I was scheduled for. I switched to a dentist near my work. Had to wait months to get in. Well he got put in jail right before my appointment. Found another dentist an hour away. They do laser, great! Took a while to get in. So it took almost a year and a half to get a cleaning. Apparently I developed some soft spots between 3 upper teeth. Went to get the work done and they said they couldn't do laser on them. So now my right jaw feels like I got hit with a hammer..

[Pornhubby]

The long-standing rule in our office has been that we keep the same holiday hours and weather closures, as Travis County. So when I noticed today was MLK Day, and no announcement had been sent out by email, I sent a message yesterday to our office manager, confirming that we would be closed for MLK Day.

 She waited until after 9 AM to send a message to everybody that the office is open today. Which left a bunch of people scrambling to get to the office from out of town. Of course, the office manager works remotely , so she just opened another beer and turned on the television.  Fucker.

[MintJulie]

Didn't this happen last year also?

[Pornhubby]

Didn't this happen last year also?

I can’t get used to working in the 21st-century. What ruins my day almost every day is a bunch of people who draw a full salary and work less than 50% of the time. They call themselves “remote employees“ but the truth of the matter is they are fucking around with their kids and family and shopping and a bunch of other bullshit while on the clock (I know, because I see you on Facebook). And their production is next to nothing. I’ve got people that have gone for months without producing a single dollar in firm revenue. And our absentee landlord owner, who also “works remotely,” doesn’t notice or seem to even give a shit. It’s a horrible way to run a business, if earning income is your goal.

I fucking hate Elon Musk, but if this is what he encountered at Twitter, I fully understand his meltdown.

[MintJulie]

I can’t get used to working in the 21st-century. What ruins my day almost every day is a bunch of people who draw a full salary and work less than 50% of the time. They call themselves “remote employees“ but the truth of the matter is they are fucking around with their kids and family and shopping and a bunch of other bullshit while on the clock

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/woman-ordered-pay-back-employer-122227954.html

[Pornhubby]

Bob Iger just put his foot down and told Disney employees to come back into the office 4 days a week as the remote work wars rage on

https://fortune.com/2023/01/09/remote-work-bob-iger-disney-four-days-a-week-return-to-office/?utm_source=Yahoo%21%20Finance&utm_medium=promo-module-bottom&utm_campaign=syndicationpromo&utm_term=Woman%20ordered%20to%20pay%20back%20employer%20for%20%E2%80%98time%20theft%E2%80%99%20after%20computer%20software%20caught%20her%20slacking