What RUINED your day today?

[Swampthing99]

]I'm still eating Thanksgiving leftovers.  Ugh!

[MintJulie]

I have a teenager in my house.  hahaha jk, but I remember the pain in the ass I was to my parents in my teens, so maybe I'm not kidding about posting it here in WRMD.

Happy # 13 to 'A'. Your mommy and daddy would be so proud of the person you've become.  I love you. 

[msslave]

Happy Birthday to A. She's growing up fast. Mommy and Daddy would be so happy knowing A has such a loving new mommy who stepped up when she was needed. Love to you all.

[Pornhubby]

A is 13? Holy shit! Happy birthday little girl. You’ll always be 6 in my mind. She is so lucky to be so loved. 🎉🎂🥳🎈🎊

[MintJulie]

Kirstie Allie passing. 

I cried when I heard.  We were having a glass of wine before dinner when we heard the waitstaff mention it.  I never would have guessed she was 71.

F* you Cancer, you f*ing coward!!!. 

[msslave]

Kirstie Allie was wonderful talent. She and Ted Danson worked so well together on Cheers. That show earned her an Emmy that was well deserved.

Her star kept shining through three "Look Who's Talking" movies.

Yes Jules, cancer is a bitch. There is continued progress being made. My Oncologist nurse named several new drugs that just came available.

We'll miss you Kirstie. No doubt there's  a Cheer's bar stool waiting for you.

[watcher1]

Kirstie Allie   1951 - 2022  R.I.P.

[MintJulie]

I just burnt the sh*t out of dinner. 

How hard is it to cook frozen chicken tenders in air fryer?

Well let me tell you, pretty f'n hard because I just dumped the whole basket in the garbage. 

Dan is currently eating cereal. Like actually burying his whole hand in the box and eating it out of his hand. 

He's so lucky...I'm hot, I'm smart , and I can cook.

[Pornhubby]

How hard is it to cook frozen chicken tenders in air fryer?

You’re smoking baby, but those air fryers are the most dangerous thing in the world. So many houses have burned down this year from air fryer fires. I would never own one. And if you do own one, keep it unplugged unless you’re using it. Because they have a bad habit of spontaneously bursting into flames.

https://www.familyguidecentral.com/air-fryer-catch-fire-or-explode/

[Army of One]

I just burnt the sh*t out of dinner. 

How hard is it to cook frozen chicken tenders in air fryer?

Well let me tell you, pretty f'n hard because I just dumped the whole basket in the garbage. 

Dan is currently eating cereal. Like actually burying his whole hand in the box and eating it out of his hand. 

He's so lucky...I'm hot, I'm smart , and I can cook.

Just remembering from all the times I've had to cook them (gotta love picky child eaters): 10-15 mins at 200°C (392°F, which we can round up to 400°F).

But yes, you're certainly hot and smart.

[MintJulie]

10-15 mins at 200°C (392°F, which we can round up to 400°F).

Well, you can add to your recipe notes that 30 minutes at 400 is (very) well done. 

[Army of One]

10-15 mins at 200°C (392°F, which we can round up to 400°F).

Well, you can add to your recipe notes that 30 minutes at 400 is (very) well done.

Don't need to; 20 mins at 400°F is very well done. Learnt that the hard way.

[Shiela_M]

So I headed on over to Allan's house. Figured I'd bring him some food, we watch Thursday night football, and I'd ride his dick until he's spend. I used his door code and went inside. His sweet little baby girl came running up all happy and barking, and then his... ex girlfriend...??... started talking to me. She thought I was him, and when she came around the corner, she was just as surprised as I was.

After the awkward moment I introduced myself and apologized for barging in like I did. Said I didnt know anybody was here, she started explaining she was trying to surprise him with a dinner. I asked if they were getting back together, which seemed to irritate her that I knew about their relationship. She told me that they had been on and off for a while, and the last couple weeks were looking like they might be a couple again.

I turned around told her to let him know I stopped by, and left without another word.

What the hell Allan 😔
Not really looking to be a side chick😠

[msslave]

What can Allen be thinking? Why would he have any interest in an ex. You have to be the best thing that's ever happened to him. And I'm not talking about the sex.

You are a jewel Shiela. Go back, throw the bitch out and educate your man about what's important.

[Clitical Thinking]

So I headed on over to Allan's house. Figured I'd bring him some food, we watch Thursday night football, and I'd ride his dick until he's spend. I used his door code and went inside. His sweet little baby girl came running up all happy and barking, and then his... ex girlfriend...??... started talking to me. She thought I was him, and when she came around the corner, she was just as surprised as I was.

After the awkward moment I introduced myself and apologized for barging in like I did. Said I didnt know anybody was here, she started explaining she was trying to surprise him with a dinner. I asked if they were getting back together, which seemed to irritate her that I knew about their relationship. She told me that they had been on and off for a while, and the last couple weeks were looking like they might be a couple again.

I turned around told her to let him know I stopped by, and left without another word.

What the hell Allan 😔
Not really looking to be a side chick😠

Find him a nice My Condolences card and write that you're sorry to hear about his brain damage.

When he asks what brain damage you mean, say the brain damage he must clearly be suffering if he's willing to give up a good girl like you in favor of an ex with which he had ended things for a reason.

[Swampthing99]

Fatigue!  I have several chronic illnesses that all have major fatigue as a side effect.  It got to me early today and I didn't get nearly as much done as I had hoped.  I'm sure Tuesday's surgery didn't help.

[Pornhubby]

Fatigue!  I have several chronic illnesses that all have major fatigue as a side effect.  It got to me early today and I didn't get nearly as much done as I had hoped.

You deserve a good rest. When my rather young employer asked me why I was coming to work late, I looked him in the eye and said “Because I’m almost twice as old as you, and everything takes twice as long. Fortunately, I also have twice experience. So it only takes me half as long to finish the assignment.“ He just mumbled something about me being his father‘s age.

What the hell Allan 😔
Not really looking to be a side chick😠

I would’ve stayed. Let him walk in and be confronted by two irate women.

Einstein said that the definition of insanity was “doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result.“ The Bible says that “even a dog will return to his own vomit.“ If it didn’t work the first time, or the second time, or the third time, it’s not gonna work now. This bitch is bad news. And you should just piss on them both.

Baby you’re beautiful, you’re sexy, you’re funny, you’re every man’s wet dream. So fuck that Green Bay loser. The funny thing is, you spoiled him for anybody else. He’s going to have to think about you to have an orgasm for the rest of his life. Let that blonde think about that a few times after he calls her Shiela. I’ll send her the videos if you want me to.

[Shiela_M]

Fatigue

Oh that really sucks to deal with. I can sort of empathize with my MS.

Even when you get sleep, you never really feel like you're fully rested. Even after the best nights sleep, there is still that little drag in your step. All you can really do is take naps whenever you've got time. Me, I love a good nap. Go by dad's, watch some tv and when he starts snoring from his chair, I cozy up on the couch and get some sleep myself. However I usually wake up hours later where he naps for like 30 minutes.

And surgery makes it even worse. A healing body uses so much more personal energy. Hope you recover soon love and get some sleep 

[MintJulie]

I would’ve stayed. Let him walk in and be confronted by two irate women.

Einstein said that the definition of insanity was “doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result.“ The Bible says that “even a dog will return to his own vomit.“ If it didn’t work the first time, or the second time, or the third time, it’s not gonna work now. This bitch is bad news. And you should just piss on them both.

Baby you’re beautiful, you’re sexy, you’re funny, you’re every man’s wet dream. So fuck that Green Bay loser. The funny thing is, you spoiled him for anybody else. He’s going to have to think about you to have an orgasm for the rest of his life. Let that blonde think about that a few times after he calls her Shiela. I’ll send her the videos if you want me to.

^every bit of this is true.
Woo to PH for this. 
Woo to you because I love you and wish I was there and we could just get F*d up together tonight and talk sh*t about that asshole. 

[Shiela_M]

Okay. Let cooler heads prevail. Which will be tough because I have been drinking.

So first let me say this. I'm not committed to him. we're casual... maybe more than casual, but when I was away, in Massachusetts, I knew he was hooking up with her. Hell, I had sex with some guy while there. He even admitted to sleeping with her when I was out with Amanda after Shannon's wedding, but I didnt think they were getting serious again.

I'm not angry, irate, or anything like that. Irritated, and upset he wasn't telling me how close they are getting. Then again, I haven't actually talked to him. I need to talk to him. Straight from the horses mouth. Im going to send him a text here shortly, and we'll see what's happening.

All my brain is showing me is him fucking her in my chair...

And thank you all for the support.