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Reply #5420 on: July 03, 2022, 03:42:41 AM
Is Lois aware of the Bangladesh assmodel ?

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Reply #5421 on: July 03, 2022, 04:00:21 AM
Quote from: Pornhubby on July 03, 2022, 02:54:03 AM
Favorite to least:

1. Text
2. Zoom
3. E-mail
4. Voice call

When people talk of "Zoom" are they referring to a specific service, or does the word now cover other video-chat platforms?

I'm floundering here. A few months ago someone announced a Zoom lecture and invited me to participate. I gave up when I discovered I had to create an account and maybe even d/l an app.


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Reply #5422 on: July 03, 2022, 04:06:48 AM
Quote from: staci on July 03, 2022, 03:42:41 AM
Is Lois aware of the Bangladesh assmodel ?

I have been screaming about it for 10 months. I’m pretty sure they know.

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Reply #5423 on: July 03, 2022, 05:29:11 AM
I don’t think they want S to get afraid and leave.

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Reply #5424 on: July 03, 2022, 12:54:04 PM
Quote from: staci on July 03, 2022, 05:29:11 AM
I don’t think they want S to get afraid and leave.

If I leave for good, I'm either dead or dying, besides, I'm just another gear in this perverse machine.


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Reply #5425 on: July 03, 2022, 03:01:57 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on July 03, 2022, 12:54:04 PM
Quote from: staci on July 03, 2022, 05:29:11 AM
I don’t think they want S to get afraid and leave.

If I leave for good, I'm either dead or dying, besides, I'm just another gear in this perverse machine.

I am relieved to hear that honey, but I do worry about you. Because he is so relentless in his obsessive stalking. We’re all cogs in a big machine, but you are the glue holding everything together at the moment. And I think if you were to leave, it would have a very negative effect on everyone. Love you.

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Reply #5426 on: July 03, 2022, 03:10:36 PM
We just delete the BS as it comes. 
Report it and one of the mods will make it go “poof”. 
No biggy. 

Never let some jerk bring you down. If he does, he wins.  Jerks don’t get to win. 

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Reply #5427 on: July 03, 2022, 03:29:06 PM
I've left forums before, but it took a lot more than one weirdo. I may let my emotions get the best of me from time to time, and think I'm leaving, but I'll come back.  Love you all to much to just alo away.

It sucks, and I hate having to be like this, but I'm already suspicious of Nightfatherx.

Joins, posts twice, and then sends me a PM complimenting my pics.



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Reply #5428 on: July 03, 2022, 03:31:23 PM
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I've left forums before, but it took a lot more than one weirdo. I may let my emotions get the best of me from time to time, and think I'm leaving, but I'll come back.  Love you all to much to just alo away.

It sucks, and I hate having to be like this, but I'm already suspicious of Nightfatherx.

Joins, posts twice, and then sends me a PM complimenting my pics.

Yes I thought it very strange that I got a PM last complementing my photos from him. And it was like 3 o’clock in the morning. Or as I call it, 1 PM in Bangeldesh.

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Reply #5429 on: July 03, 2022, 04:53:54 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on July 03, 2022, 03:29:06 PM


It sucks, and I hate having to be like this, but I'm already suspicious of Nightfatherx.

Joins, posts twice, and then sends me a PM complimenting my pics.

Well, he's not here anymore now.  Profile said Netherlands, IP address said Turkey.  Buhbye
Activity of late warrants this action.

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Reply #5430 on: July 03, 2022, 05:22:26 PM
Ka-pow!!! Our sheriff dusts off another desperado. Keeping KB safe from trolls and crazies.

Well done Jules. :emot_kiss:

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Reply #5431 on: July 03, 2022, 05:36:21 PM
I hope you got Captain Jack and Kittykat too. I think they are also Assbottle.

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Reply #5432 on: July 03, 2022, 06:33:58 PM
Thank you

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Reply #5433 on: July 03, 2022, 06:38:25 PM
This is turning into What Made My Day  ;D


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Reply #5434 on: July 03, 2022, 06:43:52 PM
And Peace was restored to the kingdom of sexual desires.

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Reply #5435 on: July 03, 2022, 06:47:59 PM
Sheriff clearing house at the ol' KB Corral


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Reply #5436 on: July 03, 2022, 06:53:41 PM
I've been to the OK Corral I'm Tombstone.

Now I'm in the KB Corral.

Good one Shiela and Woo! :emot_kiss:

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Reply #5437 on: July 03, 2022, 06:53:57 PM
Quote from: Writers Bloque on July 03, 2022, 06:43:52 PM
And Peace was restored to the kingdom of sexual desires.

All I could think about was this Truly Tasteless Jokes book I had. One of them was about Little Red Riding Hood, blah, blah, blah. And then the Big Bad Wolf is like, “I’m gonna eat you.” And then Little Red Riding Hood says, “Eat, eat, eat! Doesn’t anybody fuck anymore?”

We really ought to get back to the sex stuff.

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Reply #5438 on: July 03, 2022, 06:55:52 PM
Little Red Clitoral Hood  :emot_laughing:


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Reply #5439 on: July 03, 2022, 07:17:34 PM
Quote from: Pornhubby on July 03, 2022, 06:53:57 PM

We really ought to get back to the sex stuff.

Ok!

what ruined my day?  Past couple days actually.
I've been wanting Allan to f@#$ing pound me hard, but he doesn't do well with the 4th of July. 4 deployments overseas has made him really dislike fireworks and a week before the fourth everybody is out blowing things up. So hes been in his basement with headphones on. I told him I'd join him in his little bomb shelter, but he'd rather be alone. He doesnt want me to see him like that.

So I'm stuck going knuckle deep and using toys.


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