Whats Ruining my friday the 13th? My wifes cousins. They have no plans on returning home until their daddy gives their stuff back. I am not one to judge anothers parenting style, but punishing them now seems a tad too late. I am a firm believer in not being my childrens friend. Friend denotes someone on the same level as you. A child will always be under you, until you are under them in the cold dirt. Its not like I cant be cool and nice to them, but as one half of their creators, its hard to want to try and buddy up with them. I listen to them, sympathize with them, and discipline them when needed, so there is no room for friendship. Cant spank your friends for doing something stupid (unless your kink aligns that way and its mutual and consented too.) So yeah, I want them out of my house. My two remaining teens want them gone. My wife wants to grind them into hamburgers and feed them to their parents. They are the epitome of entitled and disrespectful. Nothing is good, my house sucks, its not a mansion, my pool sucks, because its not huge. I wont let them drive my truck, or my Chevelle I am restoring. They sit around all day and mope and pout. If they werent family I would have told them to agitate gravel days ago.
Like dinner last night. My wife made her famous Full Day pot roast. She sets it up early in the morning, and lets it cook all day with all the trimmings. I would marry her ten times over if she fed that to me almost everyday. It is one of the best meals she makes. She even bakes fresh rolls to go with it after work. The girls were so disrespectful that they literally left the table and ordered a pizza. My wife used every ounce of patience she had not to kill them. I wanted to eat them just for the disrespect. My kids got pissed. Mom does not make this pot roast often. So its special when she does. The reason was she got a promotion at work. So yeah, I called their folks and got the "Let them stay to get it out of their systems" schtick. I said come get them tonight, or you can pick them up from CPS. They whined and bitched about it, and I flatly said I did not give a fuck about their plans, they raised two monsters that I want nothing more to do with. So hopefully they will be gone before I get home. I also will be charging room and board from their parents. So maybe today wont suck as much, as I sit here eating my pot roast sandwich.