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Reply #5000 on: February 20, 2022, 03:38:20 PM
No pool, plenty of blankets, a full bottle of rum with pineapple juice, and evey movie I could buy.

I haven't seen Allan in about a week, and haven't spoken to him in four days.


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Reply #5001 on: February 20, 2022, 03:43:29 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on February 20, 2022, 03:38:20 PM
No pool, plenty of blankets, a full bottle of rum with pineapple juice, and evey movie I could buy.

I haven't seen Allan in about a week, and haven't spoken to him in four days.

Shiela's on the beach, giving her web husband a hand.  8) 


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Reply #5002 on: February 21, 2022, 07:44:47 PM
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Made a terrible mistake,
By posting a pic in a different thread….


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Reply #5003 on: February 22, 2022, 12:10:56 PM

Well, it's my love of snow and mountains that's fucking ruined my whole month and maybe longer.  Waited for two years to be able to go skiing again (thank you Covid restrictions) and then got my first ever serious injury half way through the week. That was exactly two weeks ago now and my right shoulder and upper arm are still strapped together. To add insult to injury it was one of the best weeks I have ever experienced for continuous beautiful weather in the Alps. The weather gods even delivered two feet of fresh snow just before I got there.


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Reply #5004 on: February 22, 2022, 02:31:08 PM
Quote from: ObiDongKenobi on February 22, 2022, 12:10:56 PM

Well, it's my love of snow and mountains that's fucking ruined my whole month and maybe longer.  Waited for two years to be able to go skiing again (thank you Covid restrictions) and then got my first ever serious injury half way through the week. That was exactly two weeks ago now and my right shoulder and upper arm are still strapped together. To add insult to injury it was one of the best weeks I have ever experienced for continuous beautiful weather in the Alps. The weather gods even delivered two feet of fresh snow just before I got there.


So sorry Obs.   That's really too bad.  I hope you heal up soon.  Hugs to you.

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Reply #5005 on: February 22, 2022, 02:57:42 PM
So sorry Obi, stating the obvious, but it is never a good thing when you arm is strapped. hope it's a quick recovery and little to no therapy. sorry about your ski trip.


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Reply #5006 on: February 22, 2022, 03:00:08 PM

Wait, it's not your masturbation hand is it?  Oh you poor thing, I hope not.

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Reply #5007 on: February 22, 2022, 03:05:09 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on February 22, 2022, 03:00:08 PM

Wait, it's not your masturbation hand is it?  Oh you poor thing, I hope not.

When it comes to that, we men are ambidextrous.  ;D ;D   

Obi  - hope your shoulder issue heals rapidly.  Still feeling the effects on my shoulder a year after my accident.

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Reply #5008 on: February 22, 2022, 04:07:36 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on February 22, 2022, 03:00:08 PM

Wait, it's not your masturbation hand is it?  Oh you poor thing, I hope not.

Unfortunately yes. But the thrilling discovery is that with the other hand it feels like someone else.

Mrs ODK working overtime as well.
 ;D ;D


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Reply #5009 on: February 22, 2022, 06:21:28 PM
Quote from: ObiDongKenobi on February 22, 2022, 04:07:36 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on February 22, 2022, 03:00:08 PM

Wait, it's not your masturbation hand is it?  Oh you poor thing, I hope not.

Unfortunately yes. But the thrilling discovery is that with the other hand it feels like someone else.

Mrs ODK working overtime as well.
 ;D ;D

Woo #706 for the strange hand, and for Mrs.

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Reply #5010 on: February 22, 2022, 06:55:26 PM
Quote from: ObiDongKenobi on February 22, 2022, 04:07:36 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on February 22, 2022, 03:00:08 PM

Wait, it's not your masturbation hand is it?  Oh you poor thing, I hope not.

Unfortunately yes. But the thrilling discovery is that with the other hand it feels like someone else.

Mrs ODK working overtime as well.
 ;D ;D

Well, there's a silver lining to most things  ;D


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Reply #5011 on: February 22, 2022, 07:01:48 PM
Quote from: ObiDongKenobi on February 22, 2022, 04:07:36 PM

But the thrilling discovery is that with the other hand it feels like someone else.


I remember the movie Gone in 60 Seconds...

Tumbler : Yo, so check out my new move. I call it "the Stranger." What I do is, I sit on my hand for, like, 15, 20 minutes, until it goes numb. No feeling at all. And then I rub one out.

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Reply #5012 on: February 22, 2022, 07:11:03 PM
Quote from: Pornhubby on February 22, 2022, 07:01:48 PM
Yo, so check out my new move. I call it "the Stranger." What I do is, I sit on my hand for, like, 15, 20 minutes, until it goes numb. No feeling at all. And then I rub one out.
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Reply #5013 on: February 22, 2022, 08:38:15 PM
Not to divert from this interesting handjob conversation, and that movie is on prime, and I watched it two days ago, but I just wanted to let you all know that I've been feeling off recently because of a change in my medication. I'm taking an antidepressant booster, and they nearly doubled the prescribed amount. the biggest and most confusing problem with this medication that is supposed to help me fight depression and anxiety is it causes me to have a LOT of suicidal thoughts.

It doesnt take much, but I get caught up in a frustrated circle of thinking and somehow end up thinking I'd be better off dead. DON'T PANIC I get a hold of myself relatively quick and hit the pages of my journal. I talk with friends, my Dad, and I come here.

I am not going to do anything stupid, and don't need a bunch of PMs or anything like that, just throwing out a little FYI. 

Oh and one final note, Angelina Jolie can't pull off blonde hair.

Now back to the handjobs.
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Reply #5014 on: February 22, 2022, 09:00:57 PM
Sending you love. You are not alone. I’ll hop on the next plane, if you need a hug.

”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

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Reply #5015 on: February 23, 2022, 01:08:24 AM
Quote from: Shiela_M on February 22, 2022, 08:38:15 PM
I'm taking an antidepressant booster, and they nearly doubled the prescribed amount. the biggest and most confusing problem with this medication that is supposed to help me fight depression and anxiety is it causes me to have a LOT of suicidal thoughts.

When I get a new med, I always spend a few minutes online, double-checking what I'm taking. I have read reports of the symptoms you're experiencing, without any definitive conclusions as to how many people get them.

I feel for you, Sheila.  :emot_kiss:


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Reply #5016 on: February 23, 2022, 01:27:10 AM
We have a strong support system here.

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Reply #5017 on: February 23, 2022, 02:51:09 AM
Quote from: Shiela_M on February 22, 2022, 08:38:15 PM
somehow end up thinking I'd be better off dead.

I'm very happy to hear that you understand it's the meds that are behind this 🥰

...because if you ever thought for real that you'd be better off dead, then all of us would be more than happy to bury you underneath mountains of text in which we disprove your theory beyond any doubt 😝


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Reply #5018 on: February 23, 2022, 03:01:11 AM
Quote from: Hilda on February 23, 2022, 01:08:24 AM

When I get a new med, I always spend a few minutes online, double-checking what I'm taking. I have read reports of the symptoms you're experiencing, without any definitive conclusions as to how many people get them.


Products liability law provides for strict liability for any manufacturer who puts an unreasonably dangerous or defective product into the stream of commerce. And an unreasonably dangerous or defective product is defined as one that poses an unforeseeable risk of harm. So the lawyers decided to list 30 or 40 possible side effects in their commercials, so they can claim it wasn’t “unforeseeable” your tongue would turn blue and your tits would fall off.

”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

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Reply #5019 on: February 23, 2022, 04:24:16 AM
Quote from: Pornhubby on February 23, 2022, 03:01:11 AM
Quote from: Hilda on February 23, 2022, 01:08:24 AM

When I get a new med, I always spend a few minutes online, double-checking what I'm taking. I have read reports of the symptoms you're experiencing, without any definitive conclusions as to how many people get them.


Products liability law provides for strict liability for any manufacturer who puts an unreasonably dangerous or defective product into the stream of commerce. And an unreasonably dangerous or defective product is defined as one that poses an unforeseeable risk of harm. So the lawyers decided to list 30 or 40 possible side effects in their commercials, so they can claim it wasn’t “unforeseeable” your tongue would turn blue and your tits would fall off.

True dat. Pharmaceutical companies have to tread a fine line between getting people interested in their products and not falling foul of the law.

In some parts of the world it's not an issue, as medical advertising is restricted or banned.


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