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Reply #3800 on: October 19, 2020, 01:55:51 AM
NFL Football and a certain husband, certain father, and a certain brother in law yelling at the tv.  But in the end, at least the Lions won.
The rain and being a prisoner stuck inside the house didn't help.
And helping a certain young girl do homework didn't help either.

You would never know football existed if you lived in this house.  ;D



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Reply #3801 on: October 19, 2020, 11:26:43 AM
Same with our house. No football. I think that helped get wife's son out of the house quicker, as he's a big sports fan.

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Reply #3802 on: October 19, 2020, 02:16:42 PM
I've been sidelined with a bad leg infection. On antibiotics and have to keep leg elevated much of the time.

I may finish Netflix now  :emot_laughing:

Biggest problem is wife is unable to drive and can't walk much.
Will have to make a quick run to the store, then back to the recliner.

Note to Chirp: No, it only crept up as far as my ankle. Nothing in the area you're most interested in. If it gets that bad, I'll send you a picture.  ;D

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Reply #3803 on: October 19, 2020, 03:18:33 PM
NFL Football and a certain husband, certain father, and a certain brother in law yelling at the tv.  But in the end, at least the Lions won.
The rain and being a prisoner stuck inside the house didn't help.
And helping a certain young girl do homework didn't help either.

Who would have thought that Da Bears would be on top of their division, over the Packers, and with a 5 - 1 record?

msslave - what leg are you referring to?  ;D ;D

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Reply #3804 on: October 19, 2020, 03:33:03 PM
NFL Football and a certain husband, certain father, and a certain brother in law yelling at the tv.  But in the end, at least the Lions won.
The rain and being a prisoner stuck inside the house didn't help.
And helping a certain young girl do homework didn't help either.



msslave - what leg are you referring to?  ;D ;D

You're kidding, right. With my undersized member, that only leaves two legs to talk about. :facepalm:

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Reply #3805 on: October 19, 2020, 05:35:40 PM
Waking up, knowing I posted something but not remembering what it was.  And now reading what I said in confessions,
I guess it could have been worse  :facepalm:



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Reply #3806 on: October 19, 2020, 06:17:05 PM
Waking up, knowing I posted something but not remembering what it was.  And now reading what I said in confessions,
I guess it could have been worse  :facepalm:

Love those midnight confessions... :emot_kiss:

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Reply #3807 on: October 21, 2020, 02:13:15 AM
All this talk of snails and cardboard pizza and bizarro world foods, I just wanted something normal non fancy and actually edible.

Enchiladas.  Had it all together and as I moved the pan from counter to oven it slipped from my grip and landed on the floor upside down.

I wanted to scream, cry, and burn my f@#$ing apartment down.

Why in the holy hell is the f@#$ing universe so f@#$ing pissed off at me lately.

I'm going to guess that this asteroid that's expected to crash into earth on the 2nd of November is going to drill me right in the head
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Reply #3808 on: October 21, 2020, 05:39:04 AM
Jules has the right outlook S. Drink bourban and fuck it.

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Reply #3809 on: October 21, 2020, 01:21:12 PM
Enchiladas.  Had it all together and as I moved the pan from counter to oven it slipped from my grip and landed on the floor upside down.

Hugs   Just one of those days months for you.  
I drop food all the time.  I actually do it so often, I clean my floors before cooking so that when I do drop it, I can pick it up off a clean floor and still eat it.


Since Sunday I have been trying to make a cheesecake.  My sister was the cheesecake maker, I never was, but I found her recipe.   Sunday's was a disaster - tossed it.  Monday's was just as bad - tossed it.   I was going to give up, then I saw her little hand written note next to the ingredients. "room temp"  It was a reminder for ingredients to be at room temperature to mix right.   And my Tuesday cheesecake was very good.  
So, Sun/Mon-what ruined my day.  Tues goes in what made my day.

Yucky weather, more time inside meaning more baking.

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Reply #3810 on: October 21, 2020, 02:47:37 PM
I cant do cheesecake. I wont make it and I wont buy it.  It is the worst food on this planet.  I turn into a gluttonous heathen when I'm around it and cant stop eating it.  It was put on earth by demons to destroy my self control



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Reply #3811 on: October 21, 2020, 03:30:20 PM
If I dropped food on the floor here the kids would still eat it.  :emot_laughing: it would be like piggies to a trough.  :D

I keep the kitchen floor spotless anyway, so it would be fine.  ;D

You'll get through the enchilada apocalypse.



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Reply #3812 on: October 21, 2020, 03:33:14 PM
I cant do cheesecake. I wont make it and I wont buy it.  It is the worst food on this planet.  I turn into a gluttonous heathen when I'm around it and cant stop eating it.  It was put on earth by demons to destroy my self control

Tempting...looks good... ;D



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Reply #3813 on: October 21, 2020, 03:51:21 PM
I would eat that all in one sitting and it would most definitely ruin my day.

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Reply #3814 on: October 21, 2020, 04:28:47 PM
All this talk of snails and cardboard pizza and bizarro world foods, I just wanted something normal non fancy and actually edible.

Enchiladas.  Had it all together and as I moved the pan from counter to oven it slipped from my grip and landed on the floor upside down.

I wanted to scream, cry, and burn my f@#$ing apartment down.

Why in the holy hell is the f@#$ing universe so f@#$ing pissed off at me lately.

I'm going to guess that this asteroid that's expected to crash into earth on the 2nd of November is going to drill me right in the head

I have carpal tunnel that causes me to lose my grip on things sometimes.  I never know when it’s going to happen and it’s always frustrating.  I’ve lost dinners too.  Your reaction sounds how mine used to be.  I’ve tempered my responses as I got older, no more screaming punching inanimate objects these days.

Things will get better.



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Reply #3815 on: October 21, 2020, 04:36:54 PM
On the cheesecake front, there’s some from the grocery store in the fridge, a mix similar to what is pictured, 2 slices left.  Problem is I also had 3 bananas about to rot, so a huge loaf of chocolate chip banana bread got made.

Getting fat in quarantine, and with the holidays coming, it not looking to get better.



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Reply #3816 on: October 21, 2020, 09:09:58 PM
I burn myself at least once, every time I am in the kitchen.  My kids sit in the den watching television, waiting to hear me scream “$@#%!!!”  Then they laugh.  If I don’t do it in the first hour, they’ll start doing their best impersonations of me cursing and screaming, while I wave my hands around, looking for some ice.  This is how I will be remembered to my grandchildren...



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Reply #3817 on: October 21, 2020, 09:40:51 PM
I burn myself at least once, every time I am in the kitchen.  My kids sit in the den watching television, waiting to hear me scream “$@#%!!!”  Then they laugh.  If I don’t do it in the first hour, they’ll start doing their best impersonations of me cursing and screaming, while I wave my hands around, looking for some ice.  This is how I will be remembered to my grandchildren...


Until I went to culinary school about 10 years ago I didn’t move pans to the oven to cook more.  Now I do it all the time, put the pan in the oven, pull it out with a mitten and put it back on the store, and a minute later grab the handle of pan.  Those metal handles don’t cool in a minute.  I do this every fucking time, for the last 10 fucking years.

I’m familiar with looking for ice.



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Reply #3818 on: October 21, 2020, 11:39:44 PM

Hugs   Just one of those days months for you.  
I drop food all the time.  I actually do it so often, I clean my floors before cooking so that when I do drop it, I can pick it up off a clean floor and still eat it.


Unless you have pets that shed everywhere, the 10 second rule for dropped food applies. A little germ here or there never hurts.

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Reply #3819 on: October 22, 2020, 12:01:37 AM
I burn myself at least once, every time I am in the kitchen.  My kids sit in the den watching television, waiting to hear me scream “$@#%!!!”  Then they laugh.  If I don’t do it in the first hour, they’ll start doing their best impersonations of me cursing and screaming, while I wave my hands around, looking for some ice.  This is how I will be remembered to my grandchildren...


Until I went to culinary school about 10 years ago I didn’t move pans to the oven to cook more.  Now I do it all the time, put the pan in the oven, pull it out with a mitten and put it back on the store, and a minute later grab the handle of pan.  Those metal handles don’t cool in a minute.  I do this every fucking time, for the last 10 fucking years.

I’m familiar with looking for ice.

I have some very nice AllClad stainless pans, and some cast iron skillets.  So yes, I forget how hot those handles are when they come out of the oven.  The other thing is reaching deep into the stove to grab something baking.  I seem to always touch my forearm on the roof of the oven.  Nice sear marks and arm hairs singed.  LOL.