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Offline MintJulie

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Reply #3740 on: September 25, 2020, 03:51:12 AM
Quote from: Sweetums on September 25, 2020, 03:26:53 AM
Quote from: MintJulie on September 25, 2020, 02:22:14 AM
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I knew it! He's so we'll trained you just snap your fingers.

Do you have him peel your grapes and feed them to you too. :emot_laughing:


No, haha, but I have done that for him.   

And I usually don't have to say any words.  A snap of the fingers gets his attention.  I hold up two finger, then wrap them around an imaginary glass and bring it to my mouth and sip from it.  Then a smile, a raised eyebrow and a pleading hopeful look.   It hasn't failed me yet.  Batting one hundred.

Wait a second. From a woman I know is a sports enthusiast, I know you know that’s only 10%. Hell, if it works at all, good news. A little behavioral therapy will get you to 1,000 in no time.

I am a sports enthusiast, but not so much that I understood what the heck you are saying.   hahaha
But, good news! Dan explained it to me.   
I was told I should have said I'm batting 1000.   Which made no sense to me.  But when he explained what batting 500 meant, it helped me understand.
I guess I should have said, 'it works 100% of time', which is what I was trying to say. 

     

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Reply #3741 on: September 25, 2020, 04:17:50 AM
Quote from: MintJulie on September 25, 2020, 03:51:12 AM

I guess I should have said, 'it works 100% of time', which is what I was trying to say. 


I’m behind you 1,000%! Just making sure Dan wasn’t getting away only partly trained.


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Reply #3742 on: September 25, 2020, 12:55:31 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on September 25, 2020, 01:49:07 AM

   "Dan, be a dear and get me two fingers."

Good thing you added the motion with the glass, otherwise, that could be taken at least two different ways and I know what I'd take it to mean...

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Reply #3743 on: September 25, 2020, 02:51:37 PM
Quote from: purpleshoes on September 25, 2020, 12:55:31 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on September 25, 2020, 01:49:07 AM

   "Dan, be a dear and get me two fingers."

Good thing you added the motion with the glass, otherwise, that could be taken at least two different ways and I know what I'd take it to mean...

 ^-^

Usually I'll catch myself on some of my wording.  This one got by.


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Reply #3744 on: September 25, 2020, 04:16:35 PM
Remembering that no demographic has cornered the market on knuckleheads.

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Reply #3745 on: September 27, 2020, 03:06:52 AM
The next road closed sign I see, I'm going to steal it, find the person in charge of DOT and shove it down their throat.  I had a detour literally lead me to another closed road  :emot_banghead:


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Reply #3746 on: September 27, 2020, 12:45:56 PM
Logging into KB and checking recent posts is like logging into a fucking town hall meeting.  Politics politics politics  :emot_banghead:


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Reply #3747 on: September 27, 2020, 05:56:40 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on September 27, 2020, 12:45:56 PM
Logging into KB and checking recent posts is like logging into a fucking town hall meeting.  Politics politics politics  :emot_banghead:

Nazi this and Nazi that. Blah blah blah.  :roll:


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Reply #3748 on: September 27, 2020, 06:06:45 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on September 27, 2020, 12:45:56 PM
Logging into KB and checking recent posts is like logging into a fucking town hall meeting.  Politics politics politics  :emot_banghead:


It’s like Sean Hannity’s and Tucker Carlson’s love child is off his Ritalin.

I’ll send you something dirty when I get the time to remind us this is a sex site.


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Reply #3749 on: September 27, 2020, 06:30:30 PM
Quote from: Jed_ on September 27, 2020, 06:06:45 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on September 27, 2020, 12:45:56 PM
Logging into KB and checking recent posts is like logging into a fucking town hall meeting.  Politics politics politics  :emot_banghead:


It’s like Sean Hannity’s and Tucker Carlson’s love child is off his Ritalin.

I’ll send you something dirty when I get the time to remind us this is a sex site.

Yes Sir, waiting patiently as always.


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Reply #3750 on: September 28, 2020, 02:02:01 AM
3 hours washing the entire bug population of Montana off my truck.  Grasshoppers in particular were wedged in every crevice.  Even after 3 hours, it’s only about 80% clean of the bugs. I focused on the most obvious/visible places


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Reply #3751 on: September 28, 2020, 02:12:51 AM
Be sure to clear out all those crabs too...

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Reply #3752 on: September 28, 2020, 03:03:10 AM
Maybe I’ll go the the beach in a month or so.  I like it off season.



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Reply #3753 on: September 28, 2020, 06:19:21 PM
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3 hours washing the entire bug population of Montana off my truck.  Grasshoppers in particular were wedged in every crevice.  Even after 3 hours, it’s only about 80% clean of the bugs. I focused on the most obvious/visible places

Sounds like you had a great trip. What was the most interesting place you visited?

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Reply #3754 on: September 28, 2020, 07:19:05 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on September 28, 2020, 06:19:21 PM
Quote from: Jed_ on September 28, 2020, 02:02:01 AM
3 hours washing the entire bug population of Montana off my truck.  Grasshoppers in particular were wedged in every crevice.  Even after 3 hours, it’s only about 80% clean of the bugs. I focused on the most obvious/visible places

Sounds like you had a great trip. What was the most interesting place you visited?


Not sure there was a ‘most interesting’  place or moment, but I did enjoy driving the Going-to-the-Sun Road. . . . twice!  It’s harrowing in a wide Dodge Ram with limited visibility cuz I had to fold my side mirrors in.



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Reply #3755 on: September 28, 2020, 08:45:13 PM
We drove that road in a Honda SUV and, as a passenger looking down the side of the mountain, I was amazed how they had built the road so many years ago. Least they put in cut outs so one could pull over and catch their breath.

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Reply #3756 on: September 29, 2020, 06:23:55 AM
I'm avoiding contact with adults.  :roll:

Wifey was watching my sister literally worshipping her wifeys hand and arm today, sensually kissing her milk white skin. Wifey was like "I'd like to do that with you, white girl". CJ was like "No thanks" and walked away.  :roll:

I have no desire to do anything like that. I don't want a hot Japanese girl even touching me. I think I'm broken.  :facepalm: She, and someone else, are constantly complaining about sex and CJ doesn't care. Leave me alone. Go fuck someone else. I'm broken.  :facepalm:


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Reply #3757 on: September 30, 2020, 11:08:00 PM
My Minnesota Twins embarrassed themselves again. Once more they achieved the playoffs. Once again, they were swept to defeat. It's happened so many times, it's gotten to be a bad habit.

Can't even blame Covid or the shortened season. They've done the same thing in too many "regular" years.

Ah...the baseball fan's lament. 

Wait until next year!
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Reply #3758 on: October 01, 2020, 02:17:57 AM
Quote from: msslave on September 30, 2020, 11:08:00 PM
My Minnesota Twins embarrassed themselves again. Once more they achieved the playoffs. Once again, they were swept to defeat. It's happened so many times, it's gotten to be a bad habit.

Can't even blame Covid or the shortened season. They've done the same thing in too many "regular" years.

Ah...the baseball fan's lament. 

Wait until next year!
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That is the Cubs motto. After a 1 - 0 lead, the Cubs couldn't hold it and lost.

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Reply #3759 on: October 01, 2020, 03:57:41 PM
For several years there's been rumors of a Cougar roaming around the edges of the metro area. Yesterday, it was confirmed, sadly. The body of an adult male was found near the intersection of two freeways. :'(

I feel bad this magnificent creature couldn't find a habit with all the woods we have in this state.


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