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Reply #3720 on: September 21, 2020, 07:35:16 PM
I just gave up and hired Bubba with his plow.



He’d come by at four in the morning, and start scraping that blade all the way down the hill.  Sleep was impossible “ssscccrrreeeeeeaaaaach!”  At least he’d sprinkle a little sand and salt for me, so I didn’t end up in the ditch on the other side of the road.


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Reply #3721 on: September 21, 2020, 07:47:36 PM
Last winter we never saw more than 2 inches in about 3 mild snow falls that immediately melted.  I had bought a bag of salt, still sits unopened on my porch.

I wonder if we’ll ever get another ‘big one’ like we used to every few years.


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Reply #3722 on: September 21, 2020, 08:45:20 PM
According to my wooly bear friends, it looks to be a harsh one.  That could mean it's going to be really cold, or a lot of snow.  Either way I'll be in frozen hell.

At least I rent so no shoveling it any of that crap for me  :emot_dancing:


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Reply #3723 on: September 21, 2020, 09:34:40 PM
La Nina has been reported in the Pacific. That confirms Shiela's little fuzzy friend's prediction.

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Reply #3724 on: September 22, 2020, 02:23:29 AM
Quote from: Pornhubby on September 22, 2020, 02:08:57 AM


What the hell.  I was enjoying a brownie with my "margaritas". I'm gonna start running 6 miles like MJ


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Reply #3725 on: September 22, 2020, 03:20:22 AM
hahaha

6 miles doesn't mean you're going to look like her.

Enjoy your brownie and forget about that F*ing skinny bitch.

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Reply #3726 on: September 22, 2020, 03:24:04 AM
Quote from: MintJulie on September 22, 2020, 03:20:22 AM
hahaha

6 miles doesn't mean you're going to look like her.

Enjoy your brownie and forget about that F*ing skinny bitch.


That fucking skinny bitch is Bozana Abrlic.



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Reply #3727 on: September 22, 2020, 03:31:25 AM
Yeah well, HE saw the skinny bitch and said "Damn" so yeah I hate her


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Reply #3728 on: September 22, 2020, 05:04:57 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on September 22, 2020, 03:31:25 AM
Yeah well, HE saw the skinny bitch and said "Damn" so yeah I hate her

You're perusing KB with HIM?

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Reply #3729 on: September 22, 2020, 05:42:00 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on September 22, 2020, 05:04:57 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on September 22, 2020, 03:31:25 AM
Yeah well, HE saw the skinny bitch and said "Damn" so yeah I hate her

You're perusing KB with HIM?

Was drinking a bit and he was in the bathroom.  I didn't notice that he came out while I was looking around.   Not like it was hardcore porn playing.


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Reply #3730 on: September 23, 2020, 11:29:32 PM
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Quote from: MintJulie on September 22, 2020, 05:04:57 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on September 22, 2020, 03:31:25 AM
Yeah well, HE saw the skinny bitch and said "Damn" so yeah I hate her

You're perusing KB with HIM?

Was drinking a bit and he was in the bathroom.  I didn't notice that he came out while I was looking around.   Not like it was hardcore porn playing.

I’ve got a fairly open relationship, and wifey is bisexual, so we don’t have a jealousy problem, I HOPE.


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Reply #3731 on: September 24, 2020, 01:19:31 AM
Quote from: ToeinH2O on September 22, 2020, 03:24:04 AM
Quote from: MintJulie on September 22, 2020, 03:20:22 AM
hahaha

6 miles doesn't mean you're going to look like her.

Enjoy your brownie and forget about that F*ing skinny bitch.


That fucking skinny bitch is Bozana Abrlic.



I would like to have her.   :emot_kiss:  :emot_kiss:


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Reply #3732 on: September 24, 2020, 01:52:56 AM
The two neighbor kids came over a few minutes ago to say goodbye. As both parents work remotely and kids go to school by computer, they sold the house and are going to travel the country for a year.

They'd been great neighbors and kids super nice. While I'm happy for their adventures ahead, I'll miss them as neighbors.

Now looking forward to meeting the new neighbors. :D

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Reply #3733 on: September 24, 2020, 02:06:03 AM
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Yeah well, HE saw the skinny bitch and said "Damn" so yeah I hate her

You're perusing KB with HIM?

Was drinking a bit and he was in the bathroom.  I didn't notice that he came out while I was looking around.   Not like it was hardcore porn playing.

I’ve got a fairly open relationship, and wifey is bisexual, so we don’t have a jealousy problem, I HOPE.

It's far more casual with me and BIG Ben.  We talked about it after we first had sex.  Doesn't mean I enjoyed his "Damn" comment .


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Reply #3734 on: September 24, 2020, 02:47:36 AM
Apparently I'm withdrawing from everyone except the children.  :roll: Even my little brothers mom is like "you spend so much time playing games with him it's no wonder he's obsessed with you".   :roll:


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Reply #3735 on: September 25, 2020, 01:49:07 AM

Started as a good day, shifted into an okay day, then it was all down hill from there.  Just stuff, including a too well done steak that I took two bites out of before settling for just the green beans and salad.

Two ounces of brown liquid are in order.   *snaps fingers*   "Dan, be a dear and get me two fingers."

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Reply #3736 on: September 25, 2020, 02:03:11 AM
I knew it! He's so we'll trained you just snap your fingers.

Do you have him peel your grapes and feed them to you too. :emot_laughing:

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Reply #3737 on: September 25, 2020, 02:22:14 AM
Quote from: msslave on September 25, 2020, 02:03:11 AM
I knew it! He's so we'll trained you just snap your fingers.

Do you have him peel your grapes and feed them to you too. :emot_laughing:


No, haha, but I have done that for him.   

And I usually don't have to say any words.  A snap of the fingers gets his attention.  I hold up two finger, then wrap them around an imaginary glass and bring it to my mouth and sip from it.  Then a smile, a raised eyebrow and a pleading hopeful look.   It hasn't failed me yet.  Batting one hundred.

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Reply #3738 on: September 25, 2020, 02:24:58 AM
Yep... I'd cave if someone did that to me too. ;D

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Reply #3739 on: September 25, 2020, 03:26:53 AM
Quote from: MintJulie on September 25, 2020, 02:22:14 AM
Quote from: msslave on September 25, 2020, 02:03:11 AM
I knew it! He's so we'll trained you just snap your fingers.

Do you have him peel your grapes and feed them to you too. :emot_laughing:


No, haha, but I have done that for him.   

And I usually don't have to say any words.  A snap of the fingers gets his attention.  I hold up two finger, then wrap them around an imaginary glass and bring it to my mouth and sip from it.  Then a smile, a raised eyebrow and a pleading hopeful look.   It hasn't failed me yet.  Batting one hundred.

Wait a second. From a woman I know is a sports enthusiast, I know you know that’s only 10%. Hell, if it works at all, good news. A little behavioral therapy will get you to 1,000 in no time.


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