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ChirpingGirl

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Reply #3540 on: August 07, 2020, 04:17:54 AM
CJ's 8 year old: Can I have a corgi?

CJ: We've been over this, the answer is always no.

The 8 year old proceeds to cross arms and pout.

CJ: We have a dog and a cat, you don't need any more four legged animals.

CJ's 8 year old remains silent and pouty.

CJ: The answer is always going to be no, so don't pout.

CJ's 8 year old: I'm not pouting, I'm silently objecting to your decision.


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Reply #3541 on: August 07, 2020, 03:43:18 PM
Good to hear MJ that your headache is gone.

Chirp - it is always a battle of wills between adults and little ones. Who can say no the longest.  ;D

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Reply #3542 on: August 07, 2020, 07:04:26 PM
CJ can say no till the last breath.  :roll:


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Reply #3543 on: August 07, 2020, 09:22:15 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on August 07, 2020, 07:04:26 PM
CJ can say no till the last breath.  :roll:

I know a certain wonderful lady who could also say no till her last breath.... ;D

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Reply #3544 on: August 07, 2020, 11:02:09 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on August 07, 2020, 07:04:26 PM
CJ can say no till the last breath.  :roll:

Except to older of age girls.


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Reply #3545 on: August 08, 2020, 02:12:15 AM
Quote from: Jed_ on August 07, 2020, 11:02:09 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on August 07, 2020, 07:04:26 PM
CJ can say no till the last breath.  :roll:

Except to older of age girls.

Not true. I say no to everyone of every age.


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Reply #3546 on: August 08, 2020, 03:56:51 AM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on August 08, 2020, 02:12:15 AM
Quote from: Jed_ on August 07, 2020, 11:02:09 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on August 07, 2020, 07:04:26 PM
CJ can say no till the last breath.  :roll:

Except to older of age girls.

Not true. I say no to everyone of every age.


Even haughty cute Japanese girls with culinary talent?

Not sure I’d be capable of saying no. . . . .


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Reply #3547 on: August 08, 2020, 05:17:26 AM


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Reply #3548 on: August 08, 2020, 05:44:51 AM
Quote from: Jed_ on August 08, 2020, 03:56:51 AM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on August 08, 2020, 02:12:15 AM
Quote from: Jed_ on August 07, 2020, 11:02:09 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on August 07, 2020, 07:04:26 PM
CJ can say no till the last breath.  :roll:

Except to older of age girls.

Not true. I say no to everyone of every age.


Even haughty cute Japanese girls with culinary talent?

Not sure I’d be capable of saying no. . . . .

Eh, who cares if she doesn't like me saying no. When you deny yourself sex, there's little to threaten with to force any compliance.  ;D


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Reply #3549 on: August 10, 2020, 06:25:46 PM
Last week was so nice. Now it's miserable hot again.  :facepalm:


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Reply #3550 on: August 10, 2020, 06:51:31 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on August 10, 2020, 06:25:46 PM
Last week was so nice. Now it's miserable hot again.  :facepalm:

Hot and sweaty is good.... ;D ;D

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Reply #3551 on: August 10, 2020, 06:58:35 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on August 10, 2020, 06:51:31 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on August 10, 2020, 06:25:46 PM
Last week was so nice. Now it's miserable hot again.  :facepalm:

Hot and sweaty is good.... ;D ;D

Makes meaty shoulders salty... god I need to get laid :facepalm:


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Reply #3552 on: August 10, 2020, 07:16:48 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on August 10, 2020, 06:58:35 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on August 10, 2020, 06:51:31 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on August 10, 2020, 06:25:46 PM
Last week was so nice. Now it's miserable hot again.  :facepalm:

Hot and sweaty is good.... ;D ;D

Makes meaty shoulders salty... god I need to get laid :facepalm:

I want cold weather, not sex!! :emot_banghead:


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Reply #3553 on: August 10, 2020, 08:15:25 PM
I went to the dentist and now my mouth is numb and trying to eat some soup it’s running down my chin.  :facepalm:


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Reply #3554 on: August 10, 2020, 10:22:43 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on August 10, 2020, 06:58:35 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on August 10, 2020, 06:51:31 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on August 10, 2020, 06:25:46 PM
Last week was so nice. Now it's miserable hot again.  :facepalm:

Hot and sweaty is good.... ;D ;D

Makes meaty shoulders salty... god I need to get laid :facepalm:

How about if one doesn't have meaty shoulders?  ;D  As for getting laid, well.... 8) 8)

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Reply #3555 on: August 10, 2020, 10:23:13 PM
Quote from: Littlebit on August 10, 2020, 08:15:25 PM
I went to the dentist and now my mouth is numb and trying to eat some soup it’s running down my chin.  :facepalm:

Watcher puts a bib on Littlebit.  ;D ;D

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Reply #3556 on: August 11, 2020, 04:48:13 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on August 10, 2020, 10:23:13 PM
Quote from: Littlebit on August 10, 2020, 08:15:25 PM
I went to the dentist and now my mouth is numb and trying to eat some soup it’s running down my chin.  :facepalm:

Watcher puts a bib on Littlebit.  ;D ;D

Thank you, all better now.  Now i don't have to worry about stuff dribbling out of my mouth.   :roll:   :emot_kiss:


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Reply #3557 on: August 11, 2020, 06:26:15 PM
At the oral surgeon’s office.  My son is having four wisdom teeth removed.  Ugh. :aol_anal:


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Reply #3558 on: August 11, 2020, 10:17:49 PM
"Happy birthday tomorrow, mommy! You're really old, huh?"

 :roll:

I'm too old for this shit.  :facepalm:


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Reply #3559 on: August 12, 2020, 03:30:49 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on August 11, 2020, 10:17:49 PM
"Happy birthday tomorrow, mommy! You're really old, huh?"

 :roll:

I'm too old for this shit.  :facepalm:

Happy Birthday!  :emot_wave2:


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