My wife is a restless sleeper. She grunts, moans, and sleepwalks. She snores, LOUDLY. She also has frequent myoclonic jerks. Now, after years of sharing a bed, she’s taken to wandering all over the bed, and into the TOE ZONE.
I tend to lay down on my back, fold my arms, and fall asleep. I may roll onto my left side once, but that is it. I don’t snore (unless intoxicated) and I don’t move around. I’m very still. After all, I’m resting.
Last night you would have thought I was sleeping on a pile of acorns, and she was a feral hog. I don’t think I fell asleep until 4 a.m. At one point she had me pushed so far off the edge, I put my hand inside my elastic waistband, so my arm wouldn’t fall off the bed. I got up and slept in a chair for a while, before turning on the lights and dragging her back to her side of the bed. She doesn’t remember any of this.
It’s becoming a quality of life issue. Fortunately, I found a solution. Unfortunately, they want $29,000 for it.
