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Reply #3180 on: March 07, 2020, 01:59:18 AM
The daughter is the same age (21) my ex was when we got married.  That was a few miles ago.  But she was the love of my youth for five years, and a *fantastic* lover.


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Reply #3181 on: March 07, 2020, 02:58:27 PM
It's going to be sunny, and upper 40s and 50s this weekend, great time to open those windows, get some air circulation spend sometime outside... oh, wait, I work weekends now go friggin figure, but wait I'm off on monday so maybe.... NOPE. Cold with 90% chance of rain/snow mix....



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Reply #3182 on: March 08, 2020, 03:18:32 AM
Today when I was picking up some stuff from Kroger, there was a bin marked for people to donate face masks and hand sanitizers.  :roll:

Out in the parking lot, there were used ones discarded everywhere.

People are fucking stupid.  :roll:


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Reply #3183 on: March 08, 2020, 03:24:52 AM

Not being able to find a f'n topic when I want to post in it.  GDit!

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Reply #3184 on: March 08, 2020, 03:44:25 AM
Quote from: MintJulie on March 08, 2020, 03:24:52 AM

Not being able to find a f'n topic when I want to post in it.  GDit!


Send me a PM.  I’ll find it for you.




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Reply #3185 on: March 08, 2020, 05:50:04 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on March 08, 2020, 03:24:52 AM
Not being able to find a f'n topic when I want to post in it.  GDit!

Quote from: ToeinH2O on March 08, 2020, 03:44:25 AM
Send me a PM.  I’ll find it for you.

, I ended up finding it. 



What ruined my day.  As I've said earlier on here I haven't slept well for two nights.  We were going to go to the gun range today and I was really looking forward to it.  Not going now. 
1, I'm so tired, I feel like I'm in a fog.
2, I just don't know about the gunfire sounds today, even though I have some earmuffs that just about wipes out all the sound.  Just don't want to chance getting over there and wanting to come home.

So, we're planning on going tomorrow while the kids are in school.

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Reply #3186 on: March 08, 2020, 05:58:49 PM
Wise decision Jules if you don't have the urge. Get some rest,  go tomorrow and you will get more of a BANG out of it.

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Reply #3187 on: March 08, 2020, 06:58:21 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on March 08, 2020, 05:50:04 PM

1, I'm so tired, I feel like I'm in a fog.


That makes two of us.  This damn daylight time.  It’s cloudy outside, and I feel like shit.  Just laying in bed at noon (11).  The family is pissed.  They want their slave to get up and make them brunch...


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Reply #3188 on: March 08, 2020, 07:34:17 PM
I just got accosted by a male named charles while his sister just stood there watching.

Changing out the pads we have on dog beds in their kennel and while I'm on one knee placing the straps in place.  This, literal, son of a bitch, mounts my shoulder and tries to hump my armpit.  Push him off and now I've got this massive scratch down my back.  Sorry buddy, this is not full service and I do NOT get paid enough for that.

Labradoodle just made my shit list for the week :facepalm:
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Reply #3189 on: March 08, 2020, 07:46:54 PM


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Reply #3190 on: March 08, 2020, 11:55:06 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on March 08, 2020, 07:34:17 PM
I just got accosted by a male named charles while his sister just stood there watching.

Changing out the pads we have on dog beds in their kennel and while I'm on one knee placing the straps in place.  This, literal, son of a bitch, mounts my shoulder and tries to hump my armpit.  Push him off and now I've got this massive scratch down my back.  Sorry buddy, this is not full service and I do NOT get paid enough for that.

Labradoodle just made my shit list for the week :facepalm:

 :emot_laughing:

There are people who pay to see that sort of thing ya know.  ;D


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Reply #3191 on: March 09, 2020, 12:07:05 AM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on March 08, 2020, 11:55:06 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on March 08, 2020, 07:34:17 PM
I just got accosted by a male named charles while his sister just stood there watching.

Changing out the pads we have on dog beds in their kennel and while I'm on one knee placing the straps in place.  This, literal, son of a bitch, mounts my shoulder and tries to hump my armpit.  Push him off and now I've got this massive scratch down my back.  Sorry buddy, this is not full service and I do NOT get paid enough for that.

Labradoodle just made my shit list for the week :facepalm:

 :emot_laughing:

There are people who pay to see that sort of thing ya know.  ;D

And there are people who bring it up on the security camera monitor and watch it over and over again laughing hysterically.  Jen was put on the shit list right below labradoodle.


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Reply #3192 on: March 09, 2020, 12:53:26 AM
Quote from: Shiela_M on March 08, 2020, 07:34:17 PM
I just got accosted by a male named charles while his sister just stood there watching.

Changing out the pads we have on dog beds in their kennel and while I'm on one knee placing the straps in place.  This, literal, son of a bitch, mounts my shoulder and tries to hump my armpit.  Push him off and now I've got this massive scratch down my back.  Sorry buddy, this is not full service and I do NOT get paid enough for that.

Labradoodle just made my shit list for the week :facepalm:

Eagles will not hump your leg.... ;D ;D

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Reply #3193 on: March 09, 2020, 01:02:58 AM
Quote from: watcher1 on March 09, 2020, 12:53:26 AM
Quote from: Shiela_M on March 08, 2020, 07:34:17 PM
I just got accosted by a male named charles while his sister just stood there watching.

Changing out the pads we have on dog beds in their kennel and while I'm on one knee placing the straps in place.  This, literal, son of a bitch, mounts my shoulder and tries to hump my armpit.  Push him off and now I've got this massive scratch down my back.  Sorry buddy, this is not full service and I do NOT get paid enough for that.

Labradoodle just made my shit list for the week :facepalm:

Eagles will not hump your leg.... ;D ;D

Well with the way things have played out today, probably land on my head and hump my ear  :facepalm:


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Reply #3194 on: March 09, 2020, 01:42:26 AM
Quote from: Shiela_M on March 09, 2020, 01:02:58 AM
Quote from: watcher1 on March 09, 2020, 12:53:26 AM
Quote from: Shiela_M on March 08, 2020, 07:34:17 PM
I just got accosted by a male named charles while his sister just stood there watching.

Changing out the pads we have on dog beds in their kennel and while I'm on one knee placing the straps in place.  This, literal, son of a bitch, mounts my shoulder and tries to hump my armpit.  Push him off and now I've got this massive scratch down my back.  Sorry buddy, this is not full service and I do NOT get paid enough for that.

Labradoodle just made my shit list for the week :facepalm:

Eagles will not hump your leg.... ;D ;D

Well with the way things have played out today, probably land on my head and hump my ear  :facepalm:

You're only encouraging him.  :roll:


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Reply #3196 on: March 10, 2020, 04:03:34 PM
Wife fell down in the house this morning. She needs to get back up on her own, so I felt so helpless as she struggled. Finally put a webbed belt on her and was able to lift some as she got her legs under her finally.

No broken bones this time, but she hit her head hard on the way down. 

Two old people in a house alone. Getting more scary all the time.

Well trained and been made compliant....by my cat Neville

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Reply #3197 on: March 10, 2020, 04:51:30 PM
Quote from: msslave on March 10, 2020, 04:03:34 PM
Wife fell down in the house this morning. 

Two old people in a house alone. Getting more scary all the time.

So sorry to hear my friend.  Do you have someone nearby to help?  I know people hesitate to call 911 because of the expense, but they MUST respond to an emergency call, and you can pay the bill when you are able, or not at all.  I’ve had a couple of service calls. 


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Reply #3198 on: March 10, 2020, 04:57:44 PM
That sounds awful  :(
I can't even begin to imagine.  Hope she's doing ok though, hope you both are. :emot_kiss:


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Reply #3199 on: March 10, 2020, 05:08:11 PM
Yes, we're OK. We know when to call for help. Other than a bump on the head, it was just a matter of her getting in a position to where she could grab on to the foot of the bed and pull herself up.

We made sure the bed was strong when we bought it several years ago. She liked to tie me to it as she punished me, so she didn't want anything breaking if I struggled too much. :facepalm:

Well trained and been made compliant....by my cat Neville

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