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Reply #3120 on: February 20, 2020, 01:51:54 AM
Quote from: Jed_ on February 19, 2020, 11:29:09 PM
I don’t see Chirp on, so as requested:





My not have ruined my day, but that just ruined any chance of me eating eggs for a while.  Salsa, sure.  Sriracha, absolutely.
Ketchup... 0vomit0


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Reply #3121 on: February 20, 2020, 01:56:56 AM
Quote from: MintJulie on February 19, 2020, 10:17:04 PM



This moderator requests that the discussion as demonstrated in the previous four posts come to a halt.    I'd rather listen to Chirp talk about ketchup on eggs than have to come on to this.




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Reply #3122 on: February 20, 2020, 05:01:09 PM
I can feel it coming.  It started with a slight sniffle, then my left nostril got stuffy, now my throat is getting sore and raw, and I can feel it building in my lungs with every breath. At least it cold outside so if I'm going to be sick and bed ridden this is the time to do it.  :-[


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Reply #3123 on: February 20, 2020, 06:56:20 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on February 20, 2020, 05:01:09 PM
I can feel it coming.  It started with a slight sniffle, then my left nostril got stuffy, now my throat is getting sore and raw, and I can feel it building in my lungs with every breath. At least it cold outside so if I'm going to be sick and bed ridden this is the time to do it.  :-[

 :'(

On the plus side, none of my children have gotten sick. Not a single cold. I take full credit for enforcing a healthy diet and making sure they know to wash their hands constantly and try not to touch their faces.  8)


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Reply #3124 on: February 20, 2020, 07:12:57 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on February 20, 2020, 06:56:20 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on February 20, 2020, 05:01:09 PM
I can feel it coming.  It started with a slight sniffle, then my left nostril got stuffy, now my throat is getting sore and raw, and I can feel it building in my lungs with every breath. At least it cold outside so if I'm going to be sick and bed ridden this is the time to do it.  :-[

 :'(

On the plus side, none of my children have gotten sick. Not a single cold. I take full credit for enforcing a healthy diet and making sure they know to wash their hands constantly and try not to touch their faces.  8)

God job,  I guess I'm just a dirty girl  :emot_laughing:
It doesn't help that I'm in and out of the building taking dogs out to use the bathroom.  Probably take the day off tomorrow.  Call jake and see if he'll be nice enough to make me some of his yummy chicken booyah  :D


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Reply #3125 on: February 20, 2020, 07:44:20 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on February 20, 2020, 05:01:09 PM
I can feel it coming.   Now my throat is getting sore and raw.

Sorry, Shiela. I will try to be more gentle next time.  Isn't it spelled cuming?  :emot_kiss:

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Reply #3126 on: February 20, 2020, 08:04:29 PM
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Quote from: Shiela_M on February 20, 2020, 05:01:09 PM
I can feel it coming.   Now my throat is getting sore and raw.

Sorry, Shiela. I will try to be more gentle next time.  Isn't it spelled cuming?  :emot_kiss:



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Reply #3127 on: February 20, 2020, 08:05:07 PM
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Quote from: Shiela_M on February 20, 2020, 05:01:09 PM
I can feel it coming.   Now my throat is getting sore and raw.

Sorry, Shiela. I will try to be more gentle next time.  Isn't it spelled cuming?  :emot_kiss:

Don't think it was you that hurt her throat, Rick.  

You might want to read this........

Scientists Discover the Genetic Reason Why Birds Don’t Have Penises

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Reply #3128 on: February 20, 2020, 08:17:11 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on February 20, 2020, 08:05:07 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on February 20, 2020, 07:44:20 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on February 20, 2020, 05:01:09 PM
I can feel it coming.   Now my throat is getting sore and raw.

Sorry, Shiela. I will try to be more gentle next time.  Isn't it spelled cuming?  :emot_kiss:

Don't think it was you that hurt her throat, Rick.  

You might want to read this........

Scientists Discover the Genetic Reason Why Birds Don’t Have Penises
:emot_weird: Oh Watcher, we never knew!

Nature can be so cruel. :'(

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Reply #3129 on: February 20, 2020, 08:31:10 PM
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Nature can be so cruel. :'(

Not for you, it seems.

"The length of the penis ranges from 35 cm (13-3/4 inches) to 45 cm (17-3/4 inches) in llamas."

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Reply #3130 on: February 20, 2020, 08:33:42 PM
Avatar is an Alpaca...much cuter. :D

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Reply #3131 on: February 20, 2020, 08:41:36 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on February 20, 2020, 08:31:10 PM
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Nature can be so cruel. :'(

Not for you, it seems.

"The length of the penis ranges from 35 cm (13-3/4 inches) to 45 cm (17-3/4 inches) in llamas."

That wouldnt even leave a throat intact let alone sore and raw :emot_weird:


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Reply #3132 on: February 20, 2020, 08:50:46 PM
Lucky for you I prefer pray. ;D

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Reply #3133 on: February 20, 2020, 09:07:24 PM
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Quote from: MintJulie on February 20, 2020, 08:31:10 PM
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Nature can be so cruel. :'(

Not for you, it seems.

"The length of the penis ranges from 35 cm (13-3/4 inches) to 45 cm (17-3/4 inches) in llamas."

That wouldnt even leave a throat intact let alone sore and raw :emot_weird:


But that would make for quite the graphic side show in the red light district of Lima.





Shiela spit?


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Reply #3134 on: February 20, 2020, 09:19:54 PM
That would be a big ol' nope.  Have to draw a line somewhere and I think spitting on llama/alpaca penis is a good place to start. :emot_laughing:


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Reply #3135 on: February 21, 2020, 03:38:00 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on February 20, 2020, 08:05:07 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on February 20, 2020, 07:44:20 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on February 20, 2020, 05:01:09 PM
I can feel it coming.   Now my throat is getting sore and raw.

Sorry, Shiela. I will try to be more gentle next time.  Isn't it spelled cuming?  :emot_kiss:

Don't think it was you that hurt her throat, Rick.  

You might want to read this........

Scientists Discover the Genetic Reason Why Birds Don’t Have Penises

Thanks, MJ, for killing my reputation.  ;D ;D  But I am that rare bird who just happens to have one.... 8)

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Reply #3136 on: February 21, 2020, 03:43:08 PM
This cold hit me hard and fast.  Cant breath through my nose, coughing fits, and my upper back and shoulder hurt, on the plus side I'm getting some chicken booyah delivered at lunch... just wont be able to taste it yet.


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Reply #3137 on: February 21, 2020, 03:47:34 PM
Wife was sleep walking last night at 4 a.m.  She dreamt she had overslept and was late to work.  So naturally she turns on all the lights and starts getting dressed and talking to me.  I wake up with a start, disoriented, and have no idea what’s going on.  So I put her back to bed (She says she doesn’t remember any of this.  I believe her, her nocturnal wanderings are infamous).  Now I’m wide awake for the day (4 a.m. adrenaline rush is better than caffeine), with only about four hours sleep to show for it.


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Reply #3138 on: February 21, 2020, 04:31:56 PM

Reading of a scientific survey that says that the population of female North Atlantic Right Whales is down to less than 100; meaning the species is no longer sustainable.
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Reply #3139 on: February 22, 2020, 04:05:40 AM
Going to lose my weekend in about 2 weeks and I'm spending friday night alone, in bed, nasty tissues everywhere and my friends keep sending me texts and pics of their night out... what a bunch of....  >:(

Oh yeah aaannd I never got my chicken booyah  :'(


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