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Reply #3100 on: February 13, 2020, 05:24:28 AM
"Mommy, what was it like before the internet existed?"

Ask your grandmas, they were around before the internet.  :roll:

I'm not that fuckin' old.  :facepalm:


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Reply #3101 on: February 15, 2020, 02:34:52 PM
Valentine's day.... :(
Not sure what upsets me more, the fact I'm almost always alone on that day, or the day after when everybody wants to share what they did. Woke up to a group text with all my friends comparing their night.  :(

Maybe next year I'll share a picture of my dildo, that might shut them up  ^-^


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Reply #3102 on: February 15, 2020, 04:31:41 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on February 15, 2020, 02:34:52 PM
Valentine's day.... :(
Not sure what upsets me more, the fact I'm almost always alone on that day, or the day after when everybody wants to share what they did. Woke up to a group text with all my friends comparing their night.  :(

Maybe next year I'll share a picture of my dildo, that might shut them up  ^-^

CJ spent Valentines eating pizza and watching a movie with the kids.

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Reply #3103 on: February 15, 2020, 04:58:50 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on February 15, 2020, 02:34:52 PM

Maybe next year I'll share a picture of my dildo, that might shut them up  ^-^

I have something better then a dildo.... ;D ;D

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Reply #3104 on: February 15, 2020, 05:16:48 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on February 15, 2020, 02:34:52 PM
Valentine's day.... :(
Not sure what upsets me more, the fact I'm almost always alone on that day, or the day after when everybody wants to share what they did. Woke up to a group text with all my friends comparing their night.  :(

Maybe next year I'll share a picture of my dildo, that might shut them up  ^-^


In use?  That would surely get their attention.


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Reply #3105 on: February 15, 2020, 05:41:35 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on February 15, 2020, 04:58:50 PM

I have something better then a dildo.... ;D ;D

Then I'd actually have something to brag about on valentine's.

Quote from: Jed_ on February 15, 2020, 05:16:48 PM

In use?  That would surely get their attention.

I'm sure it would,  I'm also sure youd like to be apart of that group text  ;D :emot_kiss:


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Reply #3106 on: February 15, 2020, 07:21:52 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on February 15, 2020, 05:41:35 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on February 15, 2020, 04:58:50 PM

I have something better then a dildo.... ;D ;D

Then I'd actually have something to brag about on valentine's.

Quote from: Jed_ on February 15, 2020, 05:16:48 PM

In use?  That would surely get their attention.

I'm sure it would,  I'm also sure youd like to be apart of that group text  ;D :emot_kiss:

Wouldn't we all. 
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Reply #3107 on: February 19, 2020, 06:15:09 PM
I put my phone on the bathroom counter (insert msslave details here) and the ringer goes off.  Volume is turned off and vibration is on, so it dives headfirst into the stone tile floor, and shatters the screen.

On one hand I have an upgrade option, and the phone is paid off.  On the other hand, with 256 Gb, a restore will take a day or two, and nobody has time for that.

My phone is four years old.  I’d like an 11 Pro Max, but that will add $44/mo. to the phone bill.  Also, I’m not a fan of facial recognition.  I think I’ll just spend $150 and get the screen replaced.  Even that is a hassle.
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Reply #3108 on: February 19, 2020, 07:08:40 PM
Quote from: ToeinH2O on February 19, 2020, 06:15:09 PM
..dives headfirst into the stone tile floor, and shatters the screen.

My phone is four years old.  I’d like an 11 Pro Max, but that will add $44/mo. to the phone bill.  Also, I’m not a face a facial recognition. 

:(

I love facial recognition.  I have the 10s.   Dan has 11.  The oldest we got her the 11 max pro (?) for xmas the one with three cameras on the back.  Picture from that thing are amazing.

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Reply #3109 on: February 19, 2020, 07:40:07 PM
She has 11 pro. She didn't like the max because of the size of it. Wide Angle, Telephoto and Extra Wide options from the app. Superb photos.


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Reply #3110 on: February 19, 2020, 09:24:19 PM
Just got back from the phone store.  $150 for the new screen.

I figure after Apple and Google share a few million facial screenshots with the NSA, I won’t be able to buy a hamburger at McDonalds without the brown shirts being notified.  Just because I’m paranoid doesn’t mean everyone is not out to get me.

Quote from: DurangoDan on February 19, 2020, 07:40:07 PM
She has 11 pro. She didn't like the max because of the size of it. Wide Angle, Telephoto and Extra Wide options from the app. Superb photos.

I have the 7 Plus which is the same size as Pro Max.  It did take a little getting used to, and is sometimes awkward for texting with one hand, but since I use it as my computer, phone, and iPad, I could not go back to a smaller screen without complaints.
« Last Edit: February 19, 2020, 09:48:58 PM by ToeinH2O »


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Reply #3111 on: February 19, 2020, 09:59:46 PM
Quote from: ToeinH2O on February 19, 2020, 06:15:09 PM
I put my phone on the bathroom counter (insert msslave details here) and the ringer goes off. 

And still the ridicule continues. Sure, butt problems my seem funny to those it's not happening to. On the other hand, here's a mental image of what I thought was going on behind me at the time.

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Reply #3112 on: February 19, 2020, 10:08:03 PM
Quote from: msslave on February 19, 2020, 09:59:46 PM
Quote from: ToeinH2O on February 19, 2020, 06:15:09 PM
I put my phone on the bathroom counter (insert msslave details here) and the ringer goes off. 

And still the ridicule continues. Sure, butt problems my seem funny to those it's not happening to. On the other hand, here's a mental image of what I thought was going on behind me at the time.




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Reply #3113 on: February 19, 2020, 10:14:30 PM
Ummm...can you say, bidet.

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Reply #3114 on: February 19, 2020, 10:15:45 PM
They’re going to kick us off here. 


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Reply #3115 on: February 19, 2020, 10:17:04 PM



This moderator requests that the discussion as demonstrated in the previous four posts come to a halt.    I'd rather listen to Chirp talk about ketchup on eggs than have to come on to this.




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Reply #3116 on: February 19, 2020, 10:23:21 PM

Well trained and been made compliant....by my cat Neville

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Reply #3117 on: February 19, 2020, 10:59:58 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on February 19, 2020, 10:17:04 PM



This moderator requests that the discussion as demonstrated in the previous four posts come to a halt.    I'd rather listen to Chirp talk about ketchup on eggs than have to come on to this.





Sheriff handling her business

I just learned my work schedule will be changing soon, I'm going to be losing weekends off and have monday and Tuesdays off instead... hate working with hangovers. Saturday and sundays are going to be tough.
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Reply #3118 on: February 19, 2020, 11:02:29 PM
Sorry you're not happy about the change.

On the bright side...Watcher and I will help you enjoy your Monday and Tuesday. We'll be sure to cum up with all sorts of ideas to keep you entertained. :emot_laughing:

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Reply #3119 on: February 19, 2020, 11:29:09 PM
I don’t see Chirp on, so as requested:





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