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Reply #3080 on: February 07, 2020, 08:43:15 PM
My favorite has always been Lucie Wilde doing herself in the bathroom.



https://amp.xhamster.com/videos/lucie-wilde-dildoing-in-bath-10364587



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Reply #3081 on: February 07, 2020, 08:53:17 PM
I can see why you would, but my back and shoulders hurt just watching seeing those suckers swaying.


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Reply #3082 on: February 07, 2020, 09:27:13 PM
Quote from: ToeinH2O on February 07, 2020, 08:43:15 PM
My favorite has always been Lucie Wilde doing herself in the bathroom.



https://amp.xhamster.com/videos/lucie-wilde-dildoing-in-bath-10364587


I've seen the gif, but never the video.  She gets a lot of use out of that thing.

wth with the toothpaste??  blech!


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Reply #3083 on: February 07, 2020, 10:39:50 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on February 07, 2020, 06:27:09 PM
I just had a sudden urge to remodel my bathroom with more mirrors, think if I showed this to my landlord, he'd pay for the remodel? :emot_laughing:

The Kohler headquarters has a small hotel on its premises in which every bathroom is modeled differently, but they all have one thing in common - mirrors on the walls and ceiling.

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Reply #3084 on: February 07, 2020, 10:46:20 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on February 07, 2020, 10:39:50 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on February 07, 2020, 06:27:09 PM
I just had a sudden urge to remodel my bathroom with more mirrors, think if I showed this to my landlord, he'd pay for the remodel? :emot_laughing:

The Kohler headquarters has a small hotel on its premises in which every bathroom is modeled differently, but they all have one thing in common - mirrors on the walls and ceiling.

My grandfather was a protégé of Walter Kohler, Sr.  He made his fortune distributing Kohler products in Texas and the Southwest.  We had a showroom with 15 or so “model” bathrooms.  I loved playing there when I was a kid.


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Reply #3085 on: February 08, 2020, 02:26:45 PM
My father is the worst living creature on this planet. Sure, he's not a child murderer or a terrorist, but to me personally he is pure evil. He was about 85% the reason I thought about suicide when I was a child.

If I could kill him and get away with it I would.  :facepalm:


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Reply #3086 on: February 08, 2020, 02:40:40 PM
I feel your pain chirp,  sounds like if your father got together with my mother and stepfather, the concentrated evil would bring about the end of days.  Every day you're still here is a victory despite him  :emot_kiss:


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Reply #3087 on: February 08, 2020, 03:55:01 PM
Watcher hugs Chirp and Shiela.

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Reply #3088 on: February 08, 2020, 05:31:07 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on February 08, 2020, 02:40:40 PM
I feel your pain chirp,  sounds like if your father got together with my mother and stepfather, the concentrated evil would bring about the end of days.  Every day you're still here is a victory despite him  :emot_kiss:

He tries to make it a tragedy, not a victory.  :roll:

If it weren't for my kids, I would say I wish the bastard had never been born, or better yet be a late term abortion.


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Reply #3089 on: February 12, 2020, 01:34:41 PM
Getting up for work and found out that 5 Irish wolfhounds were brought in yesterday evening very sick.  The owner thinks that somebody may have poisoned them.  Shaking and vomiting is not good and is a sign they ate something clearly not good for them.  I want to believe they just got into something they shouldn't have, but I know how some people are.


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Reply #3090 on: February 12, 2020, 04:53:52 PM
Wolfhounds are large dogs. I can imagine the mess five of them made.  :o

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Reply #3091 on: February 12, 2020, 05:03:01 PM
Used to see a Wolfhound at the dog park when I walked the Bassets.  She was the sweetest dog.  Hope yours recover ok.

Give 'em a hug and pet for me.

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Reply #3092 on: February 12, 2020, 05:05:24 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on February 12, 2020, 04:53:52 PM
Wolfhounds are large dogs. I can imagine the mess five of them made.  :o

It was not pretty.  They're all doing better, so we're pretty sure it wasn't an actual poison.  We want to run more tests, it's up to the owner if she wants to pay for it.  She has 7 all together.  Even with a farm and a lot of land, that is a whole lot of dog to care for.  She buys 50lb bag of food weekly.


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Reply #3093 on: February 12, 2020, 05:18:42 PM
6 inches.......... Of snow.  :facepalm:


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Reply #3094 on: February 12, 2020, 05:51:21 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on February 12, 2020, 05:05:24 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on February 12, 2020, 04:53:52 PM
Wolfhounds are large dogs. I can imagine the mess five of them made.  :o

It was not pretty.  They're all doing better, so we're pretty sure it wasn't an actual poison.  We want to run more tests, it's up to the owner if she wants to pay for it.  She has 7 all together.  Even with a farm and a lot of land, that is a whole lot of dog to care for.  She buys 50lb bag of food weekly.



Chocolate?

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Reply #3095 on: February 12, 2020, 06:04:29 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on February 12, 2020, 05:18:42 PM
6 inches.......... Of snow.  :facepalm:

That’s 3 times what we got all winter.

Day after day of cold rain gets very very very old.  I mean we had freaking summertime tornadoes on Friday?  I’d love for some real snow to fall, inches and inches of it, even a foot or more.


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Reply #3096 on: February 12, 2020, 06:09:06 PM
Quote from: staci on February 12, 2020, 05:51:21 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on February 12, 2020, 05:05:24 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on February 12, 2020, 04:53:52 PM
Wolfhounds are large dogs. I can imagine the mess five of them made.  :o

It was not pretty.  They're all doing better, so we're pretty sure it wasn't an actual poison.  We want to run more tests, it's up to the owner if she wants to pay for it.  She has 7 all together.  Even with a farm and a lot of land, that is a whole lot of dog to care for.  She buys 50lb bag of food weekly.



Chocolate?

That was the original thought, but for 5 of them to get into chocolate it would have to be a pretty decent amount.  If it was one or two it would be more likely.  Since they are on a farm we are thinking it's some kind fertilizer. We told her to check things out on her land and she's coming this afternoon to check on them.


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Reply #3097 on: February 12, 2020, 06:12:28 PM
Antifreeze can be a danger on a farm too.

Leave to KB. We'll get 'em fixed up and solve the mystery. :D

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Reply #3098 on: February 12, 2020, 06:17:46 PM
Quote from: msslave on February 12, 2020, 06:12:28 PM
Antifreeze can be a danger on a farm too.

Leave to KB. We'll get 'em fixed up and solve the mystery. :D

After my break I'll let my boss know you're all on the case  :emot_kiss:


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Reply #3099 on: February 12, 2020, 06:27:30 PM
I'm sure they'll appreciate that a bunch of perverts on a sex site are hard at work on the problem. :emot_laughing:

Actually, people from all walks of life, care for animals.

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