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Reply #3060 on: February 04, 2020, 03:01:13 PM
Hope you feel better soon.  I can't remember the last time I got that sick, so I cant imagine what it's like.  Really hope it passes soon.  :emot_kiss:
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Reply #3061 on: February 04, 2020, 03:14:36 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on February 04, 2020, 02:57:31 PM

Still feeling bad.   Not as bad as yesterday though.   I slept for more than 18 hours yesterday with nightmares (fitbit says 18 hours 41 minutes).   102 fever.    I was chilled the entire time even with sweats on and three blankets over me.   Sore ribs from coughing.   Eyes ache.   Head ached.   Joints ached.   Couldn't walk a straight line if I tried.

I banished Dan to the spare bedroom because I didn't want him to get what I have.   But I would have given anything for him to be there cuddled up behind me holding me.

 :'(

You'll recover. Just remember, if he's not getting laid, when you feel better, he'll have plenty stored up for ya.  ;D


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Reply #3062 on: February 05, 2020, 03:42:08 AM
CJ is seriously tired recently.  :emot_yawn:

The kids are stressing me to the max. I just want to lock the door and crawl under the covers and hope everyone in this house leaves me alone.


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Reply #3063 on: February 05, 2020, 07:48:00 PM
Chirp - just lock the door. Worry about the mess they will have made later.

Watcher volunteers to rub a cool washcloth over MJ to help break the fever.  8)

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Reply #3064 on: February 06, 2020, 04:03:47 AM
CJ is running on empty. :emot_yawn:

"You look awful, baby." - CJ's mommy.

CJ need sleep. No more kids. Everyone go away. :emot_yawn:


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Reply #3065 on: February 06, 2020, 04:57:00 AM
Watcher shoos the little ones out of the bedroom, tucks Chirp in, and locks the bedroom door as he leaves. Sweet dreams,

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Reply #3066 on: February 07, 2020, 01:53:27 PM
The suction cups on the handle I have in my shower failed me this morning and I took a nasty spill.  Ankle hurts something fierce hoping its not a sprain  :facepalm:


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Reply #3067 on: February 07, 2020, 02:52:50 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on February 07, 2020, 01:53:27 PM
The suction cups on the handle I have in my shower failed me this morning and I took a nasty spill.  Ankle hurts something fierce hoping its not a sprain  :facepalm:


Sorry to hear that, hope it feels better.  My ankle is flaring up just thinking about it.

In my 30s I lived briefly in an attic apartment where the tub was against a sloping roof, so there was no standing up.  There was a handheld shower thingy I used.  I discovered I preferred a bath over a shower and been doing that ever since, at least outside of my trailer or hotels that have shower only.  It sure makes it easier to wash my feet if I’m not hopping on one to wash the other.  And since I don’t hop, I have very little concern over falling, just getting in and out.  I’m not quite ready for the elderly shower chair, and doubt I’ll ever go that route.  Some say a bath is like marinating in your own filth, but that sounds ridiculously fastidious to me.

And while showering together is fun, a long bath together can be even better.  Just lay back against me and let me slowly suds you up.  I got a feeling you’re a really dirty girl.


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Reply #3068 on: February 07, 2020, 03:00:20 PM
Quote from: Jed_ on February 07, 2020, 02:52:50 PM
I got a feeling you’re a really dirty girl.

If you only knew what I was doing when the handle came free. 
One foot up showerhead down.  I dont often have sex dreams, but when I do I have to finish what my mind started.

Called into work and took a sick day, now if I could only get that RN that's taking care of my dad to come over.... finish what my mind started and my shower failed to finish


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Reply #3069 on: February 07, 2020, 04:54:40 PM
Rehab people recommend those damn things for my wife when she came home after hip replacement.

They just don't hold. I've warned, yet she keeps using them. Soon after she comes out of the bathroom, CRASH! One or both of the fucking things fall off into the tub.

I fear for her each time she showers.

Well trained and been made compliant....by my cat Neville

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Reply #3070 on: February 07, 2020, 05:05:22 PM
I had a foot rest to at one point, it was just one huge suction cup, it didnt pop off, but when the wall got wet it would slide down.  You'd think something like that would be better at holding more body weight.  I was pulling on mine pretty hard at the time though....

You never can tell when they'll hold or not. Guess you're supposed to only have them up during use, and take them down when done.


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Reply #3071 on: February 07, 2020, 05:46:11 PM
Suction cups are not safe or recommended for showers. Grip bars need to be screwed through the tile and into the walls.

But I digress, Shiela. Please do tell us what you were doing when the suction cup failed... ;D ;D

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Reply #3072 on: February 07, 2020, 05:54:11 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on February 07, 2020, 05:46:11 PM
Suction cups are not safe or recommended for showers. Grip bars need to be screwed through the tile and into the walls.

But I digress, Shiela. Please do tell us what you were doing when the suction cup failed... ;D ;D

Use your imagination, and then make it dirty lol  :emot_kiss:

Should put the suction cup that's on the back of my silicone bf on those handles, that guy doesn't want to come off the wall at all.


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Reply #3073 on: February 07, 2020, 06:01:20 PM
My mental images have been working overtime since your first post. :aol_poundit:

Well trained and been made compliant....by my cat Neville

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Reply #3074 on: February 07, 2020, 06:19:01 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on February 07, 2020, 05:54:11 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on February 07, 2020, 05:46:11 PM
Suction cups are not safe or recommended for showers. Grip bars need to be screwed through the tile and into the walls.

But I digress, Shiela. Please do tell us what you were doing when the suction cup failed... ;D ;D

Use your imagination, and then make it dirty lol  :emot_kiss:

Should put the suction cup that's on the back of my silicone bf on those handles, that guy doesn't want to come off the wall at all.

Thank you Shiela, you have turned what RUINED your day into what MADE my day  ;D ;D ;D


Even better for us voyeurs imagining you putting it on a mirror  :aol_poundit:


Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about

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Reply #3075 on: February 07, 2020, 06:21:52 PM
Quote from: ObiDongKenobi on February 07, 2020, 06:19:01 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on February 07, 2020, 05:54:11 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on February 07, 2020, 05:46:11 PM
Suction cups are not safe or recommended for showers. Grip bars need to be screwed through the tile and into the walls.

But I digress, Shiela. Please do tell us what you were doing when the suction cup failed... ;D ;D

Use your imagination, and then make it dirty lol  :emot_kiss:

Should put the suction cup that's on the back of my silicone bf on those handles, that guy doesn't want to come off the wall at all.

Thank you Shiela, you have turned what RUINED your day into what MADE my day  ;D ;D ;D


Even better for us voyeurs imagining you putting it on a mirror  :aol_poundit:



CJ might be willing to try that.  :roll:

 ;D


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Reply #3076 on: February 07, 2020, 06:27:09 PM
I just had a sudden urge to remodel my bathroom with more mirrors, think if I showed this to my landlord, he'd pay for the remodel? :emot_laughing:


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Reply #3077 on: February 07, 2020, 06:29:21 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on February 07, 2020, 06:27:09 PM
I just had a sudden urge to remodel my bathroom with more mirrors, think if I showed this to my landlord, he'd pay for the remodel? :emot_laughing:


If there was a hole in that mirror instead of the sex toy, probably.  ;D


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Reply #3078 on: February 07, 2020, 06:59:58 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on February 07, 2020, 06:27:09 PM

I just had a sudden urge to remodel my bathroom with more mirrors, think if I showed this to my landlord, he'd pay for the remodel?


Well, it can be done very successfully without mirrors:

http://www.xvideos.com/video24021313/girl_riding_dildo_in_the_bathroom









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Reply #3079 on: February 07, 2020, 08:32:51 PM
Quote from: MissBarbara on February 07, 2020, 06:59:58 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on February 07, 2020, 06:27:09 PM

I just had a sudden urge to remodel my bathroom with more mirrors, think if I showed this to my landlord, he'd pay for the remodel?


Well, it can be done very successfully without mirrors:

http://www.xvideos.com/video24021313/girl_riding_dildo_in_the_bathroom









Definitely would prevent any falling in the future lol


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