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Reply #2760 on: August 26, 2019, 03:39:31 PM

I always heard about spam promoting a way to increase penis size.  Never have I received one of those.  Guess they know a lost cause when they see one. :emot_laughing: :facepalm:



Never say never.  8)


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Reply #2761 on: August 26, 2019, 04:51:14 PM
^That's temporary, and can cause permanent damage.  (I can't guestimate the probable risk, but it's not nil.)



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Reply #2762 on: August 26, 2019, 05:01:38 PM

I always heard about spam promoting a way to increase penis size.  Never have I received one of those.  Guess they know a lost cause when they see one. :emot_laughing: :facepalm:



Never say never.  8)



Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!  :roll:



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Reply #2763 on: August 26, 2019, 06:10:12 PM
Nope, Nope, Nope.  Much rather stay with my little guy. We've gotten to know each other so we'll. :facepalm: :emot_laughing:

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Reply #2764 on: August 26, 2019, 07:00:06 PM
On a "first hand" basis ms?

one of the originals


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Reply #2766 on: August 26, 2019, 07:32:50 PM

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!  :roll:

Chirp, is this better? I am sure msslave would agree.  ;D


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Reply #2767 on: August 26, 2019, 07:34:25 PM
A hot, sunny weekend in a seaside town, walking the prom through crowds of far-too-heavy people wearing far too little.

 0vomit0

But, see also...

A hot, sunny weekend in a seaside town...





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Reply #2768 on: August 26, 2019, 07:38:46 PM

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!  :roll:

Chirp, is this better? I am sure msslave would agree.  ;D



CJ doesn't prefer low resolution highly distorted blowjobs.  :roll:


 :D



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Reply #2769 on: August 26, 2019, 07:55:07 PM
low resolution highly distorted blowjobs.

That's how you know it's real!



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Reply #2770 on: August 26, 2019, 11:50:39 PM
Even though I had my dizzy spell this morning, the worst thing that could have happened to me happened.

I've said it countless times how wifey is a lifelong star wars dorkette. After she dragged me kicking and screaming to see lamest jedi when we vacationed in New York she said we were done with Disney star wars. Then she made me see that solo shit.

Today...

Me: Did you see that new star wars trailer?

Wifey: Yeah. Not impressed. Would do evil Rey though.

Me: You're so gay.

Wifey: I know.

Me: So, no plan to see it?

Wifey: I don't know. Maybe?

Me: No!

Wifey: Said maybe, white girl.

Me: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

 :roll:



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Reply #2771 on: August 26, 2019, 11:52:24 PM



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Reply #2772 on: August 26, 2019, 11:53:41 PM
I'll bookmark it.  :roll:



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Reply #2773 on: August 27, 2019, 01:33:49 AM

Well trained and been made compliant....by my cat Neville


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Reply #2774 on: August 27, 2019, 02:04:26 AM

I always heard about spam promoting a way to increase penis size.  Never have I received one of those.  Guess they know a lost cause when they see one. :emot_laughing: :facepalm:



Never say never.  8)



You can get about a 30% increase in girth, but only 5-10% more in length.  Plus (as Psi noted) you run the risk that you'll damage the corpus callosum, and it'll never go hard again.  The most you'll get is a big soft dick, once it's damaged.  The pumps the porn stars use are fluid filled and have a sleeve that you size to your dick, so that you don't over-stretch it.  Do it often enough and you get a permanent increase in girth, but not much more length.

Billy Glide got a sizable girth increase from pumping; you can see the difference between his earlier films and the latter ones.  He said it was from diet.  Yeah, sure, you betcha.

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Reply #2775 on: August 27, 2019, 02:32:09 AM
Plus (as Psi noted) you run the risk that you'll damage the corpus callosum, and it'll never go hard again.

Between the hemispheres of the brain?

I did not know that.



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Reply #2776 on: August 28, 2019, 12:07:38 AM
I've just realised - tomorrow, I must wear socks.




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Reply #2777 on: August 28, 2019, 02:14:01 AM
Reading a story about how the Chinese kill and eat dogs during a festival. They tie their legs behind them, or cut them off. Then they roast them.

Fuckin' barbaric. You could see them suffering.  :facepalm:



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Reply #2778 on: August 28, 2019, 03:07:01 PM

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!  :roll:


Chirp, is this better? I am sure msslave would agree.  ;D


CJ doesn't prefer low resolution highly distorted blowjobs.  :roll:


 :D

Then how about this:  ;D


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Reply #2779 on: August 28, 2019, 08:00:15 PM

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!  :roll:


Chirp, is this better? I am sure msslave would agree.  ;D


CJ doesn't prefer low resolution highly distorted blowjobs.  :roll:


 :D

Then how about this:  ;D



No.  :roll: