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Reply #2740 on: August 24, 2019, 06:03:12 AM
Came home and opened my email to discover I'm being blackmailed.   They have video of me playing with my d*ck and are threatening to show it and my face.  $1000
I'm so screwed.  He's going to show the world my d*ck.

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Do you rěãlly think it was some kīnd of joke or that yoū can ignore me?

I can seě what yŏu arě doing.

Stop shopping and fucking around, your time īs almost over.
Yěa, I know what you were doing past coūple of days.
I have beěn observīng you.

Btw. nīce car you hãve got thěre..
I wonder how īt wīll look wīth pics of yoūr dick ãnd fãce...

Běcaūse yŏū thīnk yŏu arě smarter and cãn disregard me, I am
posting the videos I recŏrděd with yŏu masturbatīng tŏ the porn
right now. I will upload the viděos I acquired along with some
of yoūr details to the onlině forum. I amsūrě thěy wīll lově to see
yoū īn action, and you will sŏon discověr what is goīng to happen tŏ you.

If you do not fūnd this bitcŏin addrěss with $1000 withīn next 2 dãys,
I wīll cŏntact your relatives ãnd ěverybody on your contact lists
and show them yŏur recordings.

=====================================

Sěnd:

0.1 bītcoin (i.e approx $1000)

to thīs spam addrěss:

17dNFzJPSdMUg8yQmwfbEDxg1ERuP5CheP

(Copy and paste it)

Oh, I googled it, some spam scam.  Thank god.  
I can sleep tonight.

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Reply #2741 on: August 24, 2019, 06:05:36 AM
Came home and opened my email to discover I'm being blackmailed.   They have video of me playing with my d*ck and are threatening to show it and my face.  $1000
I'm so screwed.  He's going to show the world my d*ck.

Code: [Select]
Do you rěãlly think it was some kīnd of joke or that yoū can ignore me?

I can seě what yŏu arě doing.

Stop shopping and fucking around, your time īs almost over. Yěa, I know what you were doing past coūple of days. I have beěn observīng you.

Btw. nīce car you hãve got thěre.. I wonder how īt wīll look wīth pics of yoūr dick ãnd fãce...

Běcaūse yŏū thīnk yŏu arě smarter and cãn disregard me, I am posting the videos I recŏrděd with yŏu masturbatīng tŏ the porn right now. I will upload the viděos I acquired along with some of yoūr details to the onlině forum. I amsūrě thěy wīll lově to see yoū īn action, and you will sŏon discověr what is goīng to happen tŏ you.

If you do not fūnd this bitcŏin addrěss with $1000 withīn next 2 dãys, I wīll cŏntact your relatives ãnd ěverybody on your contact lists and show them yŏur recordings.

=====================================

Sěnd:

0.1 bītcoin (i.e approx $1000)

to thīs spam addrěss:

17dNFzJPSdMUg8yQmwfbEDxg1ERuP5CheP

(Copy and paste it)

Oh, I googled it, some spam scam.  Thank god. 
I can sleep tonight.

I'll pay to see your dick!  ;D



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Reply #2742 on: August 24, 2019, 08:53:25 AM
Came home and opened my email to discover I'm being blackmailed.   They have video of me playing with my d*ck and are threatening to show it and my face.  $1000
I'm so screwed.  He's going to show the world my d*ck.

Just as long as you didn't open Dan's emails by mistake...



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Reply #2743 on: August 24, 2019, 01:51:37 PM
Oh God. Does this mean soon, when we look at "Pictures That Remind Me of Mint Julie", there will now be " Ladyboy" pictures? :emot_weird:
See by the fonts you've acquired an overseas friend. Oh the adventures that can pop up on the web.

So sorry you had to deal with crap like that.

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Reply #2744 on: August 24, 2019, 02:24:03 PM
CJ wants to get a scam email.  :roll:



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Reply #2745 on: August 24, 2019, 02:26:02 PM
CJ wants to get a scam email.  :roll:

I have an Arabian prince emailing me offering me part of his family's wealth.   All you need to do is send $1000 and your bank account & routing numbers to him.   I'll try and find it so I can forward it to you.   

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Reply #2746 on: August 24, 2019, 03:25:59 PM
I read a racist rant a while ago that the Nigerian royal family is trying to ruin our economy by flooding our country with African money.   :emot_laughing:



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Reply #2747 on: August 24, 2019, 04:56:05 PM
CJ wants to get a scam email.  :roll:

I have an Arabian prince emailing me offering me part of his family's wealth.   All you need to do is send $1000 and your bank account & routing numbers to him.   I'll try and find it so I can forward it to you.   

No! I want one for myself.  :roll:

 ;D


Seriously though, I never get scam emails. Scam CALLS, but not emails. You'd figure a dumb blonde would get flooded with them.  :facepalm:



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Reply #2748 on: August 24, 2019, 05:06:11 PM
I got one offer from an African prince.  Alas, I missed out on a possible windfall.  I guess I waited too long to reply and my email bounced back to me.

I always heard about spam promoting a way to increase penis size.  Never have I received one of those.  Guess they know a lost cause when they see one. :emot_laughing: :facepalm:


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Reply #2749 on: August 24, 2019, 05:37:10 PM

I got one offer from an African prince.  Alas, I missed out on a possible windfall.  I guess I waited too long to reply and my email bounced back to me.

I always heard about spam promoting a way to increase penis size.  Never have I received one of those.  Guess they know a lost cause when they see one. :emot_laughing: :facepalm:




And I got one from the wife of an African prince. She has $12 million that she needed to transfer to the U.S., and if I gave her my bank info. she'd let me keep half of it.

What a deal!

P.S. I also occasionally receive spam email offering ways to increase my penis size. Wrong demographic...






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Reply #2750 on: August 24, 2019, 06:07:13 PM
I get the impotence ones.  "Cialis!  Viagra!  Lavitra!  Special Offer, Free Samples, Unbeatable Prices!i!"

All in the title.  My rule is if it reads like a Dr. Bronner's label, it goes in the bin.




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Reply #2751 on: August 24, 2019, 06:10:25 PM

I got one offer from an African prince.  Alas, I missed out on a possible windfall.  I guess I waited too long to reply and my email bounced back to me.

I always heard about spam promoting a way to increase penis size.  Never have I received one of those.  Guess they know a lost cause when they see one. :emot_laughing: :facepalm:




And I got one from the wife of an African prince. She has $12 million that she needed to transfer to the U.S., and if I gave her my bank info. she'd let me keep half of it.

What a deal!

P.S. I also occasionally receive spam email offering ways to increase my penis size. Wrong demographic...






Sad part is people, not just elderly, fall for this bullshit.

Whenever I go to a store that sells gift cards they now have signs there that tell people you can't pay off IRS debt with gift cards.  :roll:



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Reply #2752 on: August 24, 2019, 08:16:55 PM
"A fool and his money were lucky to get together in the first place."

~Harry Anderson.



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Reply #2753 on: August 24, 2019, 10:55:48 PM
I get the ones purportedly from FedEX or similar, claiming to have a parcel for me, but needing to confirm my identity because of all the internet scams going around.

They're easy to spot because (a) I don't use FedEx myself, and the only company that delivers to me by FedEX sends me the tracking data and (b) they always have email addresses that look like somebody mashed their face into the keyboard and then sneezed.




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Reply #2754 on: August 25, 2019, 01:44:34 AM

Both my old Dremel tool AND the custom speed controller I made for it* are dead.  I know why the speed controller is dead: the >40 year old power switch disintegrated.  I bought the switch as surplus in the mid-70s, and the switch could easily be 10 years older than that. That's an easy fix.  Dunno why the Dremel itself is toast yet.  It has both graphite brushes and it's own built-in speed control thumbdial; and the brushes look OK.  Probably the speed control has gone to Silicon Heaven.  Triacs don't last forever, sadly.

Oh, well, I didn't really want to spend this evening hogging out plastic, anyways.  :facepalm:


*actually, the speed control was originally for a much OLDER Dremel my Dad had that has a Bakelite chassis.  It still works, but I'm loath to fire up that old antique.

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Reply #2755 on: August 25, 2019, 09:27:21 AM
 :'(



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Reply #2756 on: August 25, 2019, 12:13:40 PM
Came home and opened my email to discover I'm being blackmailed.   They have video of me playing with my d*ck and are threatening to show it and my face.  $1000
I'm so screwed.  He's going to show the world my d*ck.

Code: [Select]
Do you rěãlly think it was some kīnd of joke or that yoū can ignore me?

I can seě what yŏu arě doing.

Stop shopping and fucking around, your time īs almost over.
Yěa, I know what you were doing past coūple of days.
I have beěn observīng you.

Btw. nīce car you hãve got thěre..
I wonder how īt wīll look wīth pics of yoūr dick ãnd fãce...

Běcaūse yŏū thīnk yŏu arě smarter and cãn disregard me, I am
posting the videos I recŏrděd with yŏu masturbatīng tŏ the porn
right now. I will upload the viděos I acquired along with some
of yoūr details to the onlině forum. I amsūrě thěy wīll lově to see
yoū īn action, and you will sŏon discověr what is goīng to happen tŏ you.

If you do not fūnd this bitcŏin addrěss with $1000 withīn next 2 dãys,
I wīll cŏntact your relatives ãnd ěverybody on your contact lists
and show them yŏur recordings.

=====================================

Sěnd:

0.1 bītcoin (i.e approx $1000)

to thīs spam addrěss:

17dNFzJPSdMUg8yQmwfbEDxg1ERuP5CheP

(Copy and paste it)

Oh, I googled it, some spam scam.  Thank god.  
I can sleep tonight.

I got a much more professionally produced one of these last year.  Frightened the shit out of me until I realised that the password they claimed I had used was not one I had ever used.  Several months later a (non-porn) website that I occasionally use admitted that their membership list had been hacked and some subscibers had got "unsavoury" emails.

The downside was that Mrs ODK wondered why i wanted to put a cover on the iMac's integral camera  :(




Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about


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Reply #2757 on: August 25, 2019, 04:06:34 PM
<last week one day>

My cardiologist is frustrated with me.  ;D  He wants me to start on statins or some other drug to reduce LDL cholesterol.  I demurred.  The ONE time I tried their statin (Plavix), my inflammation shot through the roof, and I had rapid onset of severe arthritis.  Rather than LOWER the risk of atherosclerosis, they increased the likelihood of it.  Statins fuck with your liver's production of cholesterol AND OTHER THINGS.  It's the 'other things' they do that shot my inflammation up.

I read and research frequently on medical topics, and atherosclerosis (plaque build-up in the arteries) is one of my hot buttons, since it killed my dad and his brother.  My younger brother also has atherosclerosis.  I'm on the other end of the scale: at 60 years old, there's still ZERO evidence of plaque in my arteries.  The heart attacks I had in 2016 were due to a single occlusion in one small area of one artery, and the stent fixed that (likely permanently).  The cardiologist didn't have any idea why I only had the one location with damage, and said it might have been a congenital weakness in that one spot.

I've also had at least 3 strokes, and numerous TIAs (small strokes that self-resolved).  Ischemic strokes are caused by chunks of plaque or blood clots blocking a vein or artery in the brain.  Note the 'OR'.  If there's ZERO plaque, then they must have been blood clots.  Fine, I'll take your anti-platelet drug and deal with bleeding frequently.  The last minor injury I had bled for a full day before it finally clotted, due to the drug.  3 weeks later, it's healed and invisible.  It sucked the first day, though.

No matter what source I look at (medical journals and studies on PubMed or ResearchGate, not WebMD), the result is "We don't know what causes atherosclerosis".  All they know are risk factors; they still don't have a clue what the mechanism(s) are.  They've identified a bunch of risk factors, but for the most part they don't know WHY it's a risk factor.

Type 2 diabetes (high blood sugar)
High blood pressure
High LDL cholesterol or triglycerides
Smoking
Obesity
Age (over 45 years)
Sedentary lifestyle (little exercise)
Oxidative stress (high intake of oxidized foods)
Pollution or other chemical stress
Trans-fats or saturated fats
Insulin resistance (not diabetes, yet still high blood sugar)
Inflammation
Alcohol
Stress
(there's a number of other less-obvious risk factors)

I smoke.  I've smoked a pack per day for 45 years.  I have high LDL cholesterol; it's genetic on both sides of the family.  Hell, I had high LDL on a purely vegetarian diet with NO trans-fats and minimal saturated fats.  Every time they've looked, the end result is 'no plaque', phrased in different ways.   If there's no plaque, there's no atherosclerosis.  Period.  Risk factors are possibilities, but I don't have the problem after 60 years of elevated LDL and 45 years of smoking.  Cholesterol is simply ONE risk factor, it's not causative.

Let me harp on that: Cholesterol doesn't 'cause' atherosclerosis.  If it did, we'd all be dead of heart attack.  Every animal has cholesterol - you have to have it or you *die*.  Therefore, cholesterol isn't a Bad Thing, so get that idiotic 'Bad Cholesterol' phrase completely out of your head.  No such thing.  High or low levels of anything your body needs can cause problems.

Since I'm dead-set against statins, they recommended an alternate: PCSK9 inhibitors (Praluent or Repatna).  The cost for them is $4000 to $8000 per year, TO SOLVE A PROBLEM THAT I DON'T HAVE.  Yeah, thanks for the suggestion.  I'm sure as shit not spending $8K USD yearly to correct a non-issue, and adding muscle aches or flu-like symptoms as common side effects.  :roll:

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Reply #2758 on: August 25, 2019, 04:32:00 PM
<last week one day>

My cardiologist is frustrated with me.  ;D  He wants me to start on statins or some other drug to reduce LDL cholesterol.  I demurred.  The ONE time I tried their statin (Plavix), my inflammation shot through the roof, and I had rapid onset of severe arthritis.  Rather than LOWER the risk of atherosclerosis, they increased the likelihood of it.  Statins fuck with your liver's production of cholesterol AND OTHER THINGS.  It's the 'other things' they do that shot my inflammation up.

I read and research frequently on medical topics, and atherosclerosis (plaque build-up in the arteries) is one of my hot buttons, since it killed my dad and his brother.  My younger brother also has atherosclerosis.  I'm on the other end of the scale: at 60 years old, there's still ZERO evidence of plaque in my arteries.  The heart attacks I had in 2016 were due to a single occlusion in one small area of one artery, and the stent fixed that (likely permanently).  The cardiologist didn't have any idea why I only had the one location with damage, and said it might have been a congenital weakness in that one spot.

I've also had at least 3 strokes, and numerous TIAs (small strokes that self-resolved).  Ischemic strokes are caused by chunks of plaque or blood clots blocking a vein or artery in the brain.  Note the 'OR'.  If there's ZERO plaque, then they must have been blood clots.  Fine, I'll take your anti-platelet drug and deal with bleeding frequently.  The last minor injury I had bled for a full day before it finally clotted, due to the drug.  3 weeks later, it's healed and invisible.  It sucked the first day, though.

No matter what source I look at (medical journals and studies on PubMed or ResearchGate, not WebMD), the result is "We don't know what causes atherosclerosis".  All they know are risk factors; they still don't have a clue what the mechanism(s) are.  They've identified a bunch of risk factors, but for the most part they don't know WHY it's a risk factor.

Type 2 diabetes (high blood sugar)
High blood pressure
High LDL cholesterol or triglycerides
Smoking
Obesity
Age (over 45 years)
Sedentary lifestyle (little exercise)
Oxidative stress (high intake of oxidized foods)
Pollution or other chemical stress
Trans-fats or saturated fats
Insulin resistance (not diabetes, yet still high blood sugar)
Inflammation
Alcohol
Stress
(there's a number of other less-obvious risk factors)

I smoke.  I've smoked a pack per day for 45 years.  I have high LDL cholesterol; it's genetic on both sides of the family.  Hell, I had high LDL on a purely vegetarian diet with NO trans-fats and minimal saturated fats.  Every time they've looked, the end result is 'no plaque', phrased in different ways.   If there's no plaque, there's no atherosclerosis.  Period.  Risk factors are possibilities, but I don't have the problem after 60 years of elevated LDL and 45 years of smoking.  Cholesterol is simply ONE risk factor, it's not causative.

Let me harp on that: Cholesterol doesn't 'cause' atherosclerosis.  If it did, we'd all be dead of heart attack.  Every animal has cholesterol - you have to have it or you *die*.  Therefore, cholesterol isn't a Bad Thing, so get that idiotic 'Bad Cholesterol' phrase completely out of your head.  No such thing.  High or low levels of anything your body needs can cause problems.

Since I'm dead-set against statins, they recommended an alternate: PCSK9 inhibitors (Praluent or Repatna).  The cost for them is $4000 to $8000 per year, TO SOLVE A PROBLEM THAT I DON'T HAVE.  Yeah, thanks for the suggestion.  I'm sure as shit not spending $8K USD yearly to correct a non-issue, and adding muscle aches or flu-like symptoms as common side effects.  :roll:

I keep reminding my cardiologist and family one slice of pizza won't kill me.  :roll:



ChirpingGirl

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Reply #2759 on: August 26, 2019, 03:04:06 PM
Last night the baby needed me. I got up and got unbelievably dizzy like the world was being shaken. I almost fell.

Didn't tell wifey, would have called for ambulance.  :facepalm:

Didn't pick the baby up. Was afraid I'd drop her.

Don't know what happened. I'm ok. I guess. Got through breakfast chaos.