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Reply #2280 on: May 16, 2019, 11:46:20 PM
... and the son that was at hospital has just been knocked off his motorbike by another biker doing 70 in a 40 zone...

Bike's a mess, probably a write-off, but he's only limping because we made him buy decent leathers. Good news is that the other guy confessed to being at fault, and at least two people got it on their helmet cams.

They say trouble comes in threes - I'm off to bed now, so I may stay there tomorrow...


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Reply #2281 on: May 17, 2019, 12:14:07 AM

Good leathers won't stop everything, but they help a lot.  My youngest brother lost about a half pound of his left ass cheek 'cos he was in too much of a hurry to put his leathers on.  That never healed up right.  Lucky for him there aren't any major arteries where he scraped the fat & meat off, or he'd have bled out before he got to the hospital.

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Reply #2282 on: May 17, 2019, 01:03:03 AM
You're sure having a shit time IB... I reckon the regulars (at least) of KB will be sending wishes your way...

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Reply #2283 on: May 17, 2019, 12:27:36 PM
Quote from: vinney on May 17, 2019, 01:03:03 AM
You're sure having a shit time IB... I reckon the regulars (at least) of KB will be sending wishes your way...

Indeed we will. Hang in there IB. Things are bound to get better.

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Reply #2284 on: May 17, 2019, 02:54:17 PM
Storms always pass. You'll get through this one.


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Reply #2285 on: May 19, 2019, 02:25:11 PM
We had planned on going to Cedar Pointe today.  For those of you not in the midwest, it's an amusement park with lots of big roller coasters.   Opens at 10am.
The weather forecast is calling for 22 mph winds at noon, which would possible shut down some of the rides, and rain at 2pm.  

I was looking forward to it.  But we're not spending $40 a ticket ($160 for the four of us) and driving 5 hours round trip (it's near Cleveland) with the chance of the day being a dud.

So, I'm kind of sad right now.   Everybody else is sleeping in.


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Reply #2286 on: May 19, 2019, 07:58:17 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on May 19, 2019, 02:25:11 PM
We had planned on going to Cedar Pointe today.  For those of you not in the midwest, it's an amusement park with lots of big roller coasters.   Opens at 10am.
The weather forecast is calling for 22 mph winds at noon, which would possible shut down some of the rides, and rain at 2pm.  

I was looking forward to it.  But we're not spending $40 a ticket ($160 for the four of us) and driving 5 hours round trip (it's near Cleveland) with the chance of the day being a dud.

So, I'm kind of sad right now.   Everybody else is sleeping in.



Kids woke me up to make breakfast, then everyone ran out the door in different directions.  So I’m sitting here in the living room alone, doing the crosswords.

What’s ruined my day is the realization that my baby graduates from high school in only twelve months, which will fly by.  Then we’ll be empty nesters.  We are fostering a child from Ukraine this summer.  May be an adoption or permanent foster arrangement in our future.
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Reply #2287 on: May 19, 2019, 08:58:21 PM
having too much free time for once.  :roll:

Not used to it.


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Reply #2288 on: May 19, 2019, 09:07:30 PM
Quote from: ToeinH20 on May 19, 2019, 07:58:17 PM

Kids woke me up to make breakfast, then everyone ran out the door in different directions.


It's YOUR fault.

You've many time described on the board the insanely delicious meals you have prepared over the years.

If I were one of the Toe offspring, I'd certainly get up early and demand you make me breakfast!






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Reply #2289 on: May 19, 2019, 10:33:24 PM
Quote from: MissBarbara on May 19, 2019, 09:07:30 PM
Quote from: ToeinH20 on May 19, 2019, 07:58:17 PM

Kids woke me up to make breakfast, then everyone ran out the door in different directions.


It's YOUR fault.

You've many time described on the board the insanely delicious meals you have prepared over the years.

If I were one of the Toe offspring, I'd certainly get up early and demand you make me breakfast!



I can’t help it if I make delicious omelets, buttermilk biscuits, creamed gravy, cheese grits, and coconut chicory coffee?  LOL.


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Reply #2290 on: May 19, 2019, 10:34:36 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on May 19, 2019, 08:58:21 PM
having too much free time for once.  :roll:

Not used to it.

Oh, someone hide your toys?  ;D

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Reply #2291 on: May 19, 2019, 11:01:08 PM

Relaying some information to someone and not explaining myself properly and that person thought I meant something completely different.   

I explained myself and I know that person understands now, but still, for the last how many hours might they have been upset.

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Reply #2292 on: May 19, 2019, 11:03:16 PM
Quote from: ToeinH20 on May 19, 2019, 10:33:24 PM
Quote from: MissBarbara on May 19, 2019, 09:07:30 PM
Quote from: ToeinH20 on May 19, 2019, 07:58:17 PM

Kids woke me up to make breakfast, then everyone ran out the door in different directions.


It's YOUR fault.

You've many time described on the board the insanely delicious meals you have prepared over the years.

If I were one of the Toe offspring, I'd certainly get up early and demand you make me breakfast!



I can’t help it if I make delicious omelets, buttermilk biscuits, creamed gravy, cheese grits, and coconut chicory coffee?  LOL.


I hate you...  ;)







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Reply #2293 on: May 24, 2019, 03:35:41 AM
Power went out at 1am last night after we got nuked with a storm, didn't come back on till afternoon. Couldn't even make the kids breakfast, and we dared not open the fridge.

We all agreed life in the apocalypse will really suck without electricity.  :roll:  When everything came back on it was like winning the lottery.


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Reply #2294 on: May 24, 2019, 04:35:28 AM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on May 24, 2019, 03:35:41 AM
Power went out at 1am last night after we got nuked with a storm, didn't come back on till afternoon. Couldn't even make the kids breakfast, and we dared not open the fridge.

We all agreed life in the apocalypse will really suck without electricity.  :roll:  When everything came back on it was like winning the lottery.

Losing power is the worst.  I would always move in with my parents or my sister when my house or apartment went black.  I will never survive the apocalypse. 

If the apocalypse ever comes, I'm just going to baskin-robbins and grabbing tubs of ice cream, coming home, sitting on my couch with a spoon and eating myself into oblivion.   I don't know why I say that, I was asked once if doomsday ever happened what I would do, that was my answer.  I'm sticking with it.

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Reply #2295 on: May 24, 2019, 03:23:02 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on May 24, 2019, 03:35:41 AM
Power went out at 1am last night after we got nuked with a storm, didn't come back on till afternoon. Couldn't even make the kids breakfast, and we dared not open the fridge.

We all agreed life in the apocalypse will really suck without electricity.  :roll:  When everything came back on it was like winning the lottery.

More severe storms for tonight. Will it ever quit raining?

I know where I am going if an apocalypse comes - to MJ's for ice cream.  ;D

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Reply #2296 on: May 24, 2019, 06:24:55 PM

I'm sick.

Tickle in my throat this morning, to a sore throat right now.   I don't want to be sick.   
I know it's because I didn't drink enough water the last 2 days.  I just know it.   
60 ounces a day, Jules. 60 ounces day.      
It's my own fault.

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Reply #2297 on: May 24, 2019, 08:36:52 PM
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Reply #2298 on: May 24, 2019, 10:10:17 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on May 24, 2019, 06:24:55 PM

I'm sick.

Tickle in my throat this morning, to a sore throat right now.   I don't want to be sick.   
I know it's because I didn't drink enough water the last 2 days.  I just know it.   
60 ounces a day, Jules. 60 ounces day.      
It's my own fault.

:(

You lie. You were giving your husband too many blowjobs. Admit it.  ;D


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Reply #2299 on: May 24, 2019, 11:22:55 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on May 24, 2019, 10:10:17 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on May 24, 2019, 06:24:55 PM

I'm sick.

Tickle in my throat this morning, to a sore throat right now.   I don't want to be sick.   
I know it's because I didn't drink enough water the last 2 days.  I just know it.   
60 ounces a day, Jules. 60 ounces day.      
It's my own fault.

:(

You lie. You were giving your husband too many blowjobs. Admit it.  ;D

How many is too many?

No, I don't think it was that, we haven't done that in at least a week.


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