Me: So what do you want for your 7th birthday next week, baby?
6: A Corgi.
Me: We already have a dog.
6: Yeah, but she's not a Corgi.
Me: Yeah, but we already have a dog.
6: So I can have a Corgi!!!!!!!???
Me: No.
6: What if I ask Grandma?
Me: You tried that once, and I managed to stop it.
6: It's my birthday. No one can say no to me on my birthday.
Me: It's not your birthday yet, so no.
No more animals in this house, it's already a fuckin' zoo.