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Reply #1980 on: February 18, 2019, 09:26:17 PM
Not entirely sure why as yet, but there’s a lilac theme to the wedding, flower and color.  But where I got the tux, there were no light purple options for a vest or tie, not to buy or rent.
 

For color coordination, Lemon, and Lilac is classic spring wedding colors.  To accessorize, you can wear a yellow tie to set off the Gold in the rings.



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Reply #1981 on: February 18, 2019, 09:33:41 PM
Not entirely sure why as yet, but there’s a lilac theme to the wedding, flower and color.  But where I got the tux, there were no light purple options for a vest or tie, not to buy or rent.
 

For color coordination, Lemon, and Lilac is classic spring wedding colors.  To accessorize, you can wear a yellow tie to set off the Gold in the rings.

Lilac tie, and her rings are white gold.  I didn’t get mine yet.

Don’t know if any yellow is involved, I just pay the bills trying not to wince too bad, as a I get grief when my reactions are too obvious.



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Reply #1982 on: February 20, 2019, 03:55:17 AM
Just too much pedo stuff.  Pedo stories.  Pedo pictures.  Pedo discussion.  “I’m a pedo.”

I’m triggered.  See if I can give myself a break.







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Reply #1983 on: February 20, 2019, 04:25:05 AM
Just too much pedo stuff.  Pedo stories.  Pedo pictures.

Well, you trolled the one person who wanted to read, and write Adult stories, until I don't even want to go into Pics, and Vids any more.

So, thanks for doing all you could to ruin the past couple days for me here.

Have fun with the pedos.  I'm going to go play War Thunder.



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Reply #1984 on: February 20, 2019, 04:48:28 AM
I really need to go shoot holes in a target, but I can’t go. The zen of shooting is cathartic.

There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count, and those who can't.


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Reply #1985 on: February 20, 2019, 10:11:14 AM
I really need to go shoot holes in a target, but I can’t go. The zen of shooting is cathartic.

Hand tools and power tools are quite helpful as well, spending time turning a lump of timber into shavings and splinters is genuine therapy.



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Reply #1986 on: February 20, 2019, 12:57:13 PM
Just too much pedo stuff.  Pedo stories.  Pedo pictures.  Pedo discussion.  “I’m a pedo.”

I’m triggered.  See if I can give myself a break.







Yeah, me too.  I couldn’t write in that thread, was afraid of what I would write. . . . very afraid actually.



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Reply #1987 on: February 21, 2019, 07:56:12 AM
I don't mind pedo fantasies so long as that is all they are.  After all, I was once an adolescent that had exteme sexual fantasies.  However, incest/pedo is a whole other creepy animal.  While I can imagine a stranger taking advantage of me, a trusted relative is a level of betryal that just makes me sick.



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Reply #1988 on: February 21, 2019, 09:05:25 AM
I pick up my Peruvian on Wednesdays to stay over.  We decided the snow didn’t make that practical this week.  Now I’m laying in bed awake.  Not quite alone mind you, my German Shepherd is here, and pleased that she’s allowed on the bed (banned when the gf is over).  Still, things seem wrong she’s not here, and I can’t sleep.



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Reply #1989 on: February 21, 2019, 04:51:10 PM
I pick up my Peruvian on Wednesdays to stay over.  We decided the snow didn’t make that practical this week.  Now I’m laying in bed awake.  Not quite alone mind you, my German Shepherd is here, and pleased that she’s allowed on the bed (banned when the gf is over).  Still, things seem wrong she’s not here, and I can’t sleep.

Unisom.  Took two last night.  Fairly knocked me out.



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Reply #1990 on: February 21, 2019, 06:15:46 PM
I pick up my Peruvian on Wednesdays to stay over.  We decided the snow didn’t make that practical this week.  Now I’m laying in bed awake.  Not quite alone mind you, my German Shepherd is here, and pleased that she’s allowed on the bed (banned when the gf is over).  Still, things seem wrong she’s not here, and I can’t sleep.

Unisom.  Took two last night.  Fairly knocked me out.

3 rums with juice while watching the 1954 movie ‘Seven Brides for Seven Brothers’, sort of a cute abduction with intent to defile movie. . . . and they sing about it.  I got 3 hours sleep before work.

Earlier this week I heard a critter downstairs.  It had crawled up under the floor boards of my bedroom.  I’ve been hearing it once or twice a month since summer.  I had already come to the conclusion it wasn’t one of the stray cats I used to feed in my laundry room.  I was thinking a squirrel or raccoon having seen them around, and hoping it wasn’t rats.  I already put rat bait out.  I blocked the cat door to keep anything from coming in from the garage and set a live trap.

When I came home around 1:00PM from work and tried to continue working, my internet was out.  So, I checked the signal booster downstairs, it becoming unplugged is the usual reason for an outage.  Well, there was a raccoon in the trap.  It had pulled both the extension cord to the booster and a cord to a brand new carpet cleaner into the trap and chewed them up.  It also managed to rock the trap next to a laundry basket and chewed up some towels.

The raccoon was released this morning 10 miles from my house.  The cat door will remain blocked.



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Reply #1991 on: February 21, 2019, 06:26:08 PM
We've got mice, which get into the food (When somebody leaves the breadbox open) and have chewed through wires.  The weather is enticing them to come inside where it's warm, and dry, but it also fluctuates.  So, we have more activity when it's wretched out.

We're trying a commercial product that uses ultrasound to keep them out, but the weather's been too nice lately to really tell if that's what caused it.  We also have live traps (Incidentally, rodents, Racoons, which are Pandas, and Opossoms which are Marsupials, all seem to prefer Peanut Butter as bait to the classic cartoon Cheese.  It's used because of the yellow color, which gets the audience's attention, just like banana peels.  Not because it's effective, though banana peels are effective bait in the wild, where it smells exotic.)

We use live traps, but also turn in the ones we get to a local pet-shop, to be eaten by snakes.  They have Lemurs there, too!  Not to be "Humane," they're mice.  They'll make more...



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Reply #1992 on: February 21, 2019, 06:35:34 PM
I usually use the trap to catch groundhogs destroying my garden, baiting it with an apple.  I had been popping them with a .22, but that required a bit of time and luck while my veggies vanished.  Plus, while I would use my shed as a backstop in case of ricochet, it still wasn’t exactly safe with houses around.  Trying for groundhogs has gotten many raccoons, squirrels, and possums.



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Reply #1993 on: February 21, 2019, 06:37:31 PM
There was a csi episode about killing vermin using Sonic waves or whatever. The critter bit electrical wiring and caused the deaths of two old people.



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Reply #1994 on: February 21, 2019, 06:42:15 PM
I usually use the trap to catch groundhogs destroying my garden, baiting it with an apple.

I don't have much experience with trapping groundhogs, but I've done a lot of Prairie Dogging when I lived in AZ.  Banana Peels worked great on wild Pika in northern NM, but those were wild.  The trick seems to be using a scent that's enticing, but unfamiliar.  They may not even really go for banana peels if they can get them in any old trachcan, so semi-arboreals like raccoons may pass them up.  I don't believe that groundhogs climb well enough to browse trashcans, but I could be wrong.



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Reply #1995 on: February 21, 2019, 07:08:23 PM
Once I know there’s a groundhog around, an apple doesn’t last a day without trapping it.  That is unless some other critter gets there first, which happens frequently.



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Reply #1996 on: February 21, 2019, 08:27:44 PM
Once I know there’s a groundhog around, an apple doesn’t last a day without trapping it.  That is unless some other critter gets there first, which happens frequently.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa wait a minute!!!!!!

Why are you trapping ground hogs?

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Reply #1997 on: February 21, 2019, 08:36:15 PM
Why are you trapping ground hogs?

Cuddles?



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Reply #1998 on: February 21, 2019, 09:20:30 PM
Once I know there’s a groundhog around, an apple doesn’t last a day without trapping it.  That is unless some other critter gets there first, which happens frequently.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa wait a minute!!!!!!

Why are you trapping ground hogs?

Gopher paws and giblets in a light tomato cream sauce is a local delicacy.

And I use the groundhog carcasses for trapping bears.  Beaver carcasses work too, but googling ‘beaver traps’ does not bring up hits related to aquatic rodents.



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Reply #1999 on: February 21, 2019, 09:41:15 PM
Once I know there’s a groundhog around, an apple doesn’t last a day without trapping it.  That is unless some other critter gets there first, which happens frequently.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa wait a minute!!!!!!

Why are you trapping ground hogs?

Gopher paws and giblets in a light tomato cream sauce is a local delicacy.

And I use the groundhog carcasses for trapping bears.  Beaver carcasses work too, but googling ‘beaver traps’ does not bring up hits related to aquatic rodents.

It's a GOPHER!!!  They're cute and cuddly and ...
Have you not seen Ground Hogs Day, with Bill Murray and Andie MacDowell for sh*ts sake?

My mouse hovered over BOO, but I took a couple of deep breaths.

You know what, let's just not talk for a while.  

24 hour silence treatment commences


^^^This ruined my day.  



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