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Offline Supersoftball

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Reply #1520 on: May 15, 2018, 09:53:22 PM
Stump still being our president....Israel still murdering rock throwers...Hearing LeBron James mention on every sportscast...Kim Khardasians refusal to have sex with me...My ex-wife moving to Oklahoma to work for my wife...

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Reply #1521 on: May 16, 2018, 05:47:55 AM
Quote from: Supersoftball on May 15, 2018, 09:53:22 PM

My ex-wife moving to Oklahoma to work for my wife...






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Reply #1522 on: May 23, 2018, 08:48:26 AM
The other day I went for a 4-hour hike in 90-degree weather.  In my backpack, there was wonderful, dark chocolate.  Needless to say, it transformed to liquid during the trip.  Now the good thing is that I ended up with chocolate covered condoms that were also in the bag.

My question then is, Did this ruin my day or make my day?


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Reply #1523 on: May 24, 2018, 03:37:17 AM
Kit's gone. Won't say why, told in PM. Not coming back I guess.  :'(


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Reply #1524 on: May 30, 2018, 03:05:21 PM
Representing wife beaters in court.

“Think they’ll just dismiss this?  It’s no big deal.”

“You have a female judge, and a female prosecutor.  They AREN’T going to dismiss it.”

“Cunts.”    :facepalm:


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Reply #1525 on: May 30, 2018, 04:14:19 PM
Hot. Humid. Fuck you, Summer.  :facepalm:


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Reply #1526 on: May 30, 2018, 05:47:12 PM
So hot last night. Sleeping naked no covers and glowing.


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Reply #1527 on: May 30, 2018, 05:54:15 PM
Quote from: littleamy on May 30, 2018, 05:47:12 PM

So hot last night. Sleeping naked no covers and glowing.


While that may have ruined YOUR day, reading about it certainly MADE mine!






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Reply #1528 on: June 02, 2018, 06:32:56 PM
Quote from: Jed_ on March 15, 2018, 02:40:39 AM
Quote from: Jed_ on March 08, 2018, 06:01:29 PM
A very good friend has gone silent on me for 6 days now.  She and I typically exchange some text or something daily.  The only other times this has happened in the 5 years we’ve known each other either she or her husband was in the hospital with something serious.  I have her husband’s number and tried it.  It had been months since I used that number, and it’s now disconnected.  I’m beyond worried, have even begun checking obituaries.

Still no word.  If it weren’t for this I’d actually be happy given current other circumstances, but instead I feel like I’ve been gut punched over and over.

After silence for 3 months, she texted me yesterday from a new number and we’ve been texting more today.  She had to find an old bill to get my number.  Why was she absent?  It was really bad just as I feared, but things are slowly improving.


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Reply #1529 on: June 05, 2018, 07:48:22 PM

News of Kate Spade's death.   :'(

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Reply #1530 on: June 05, 2018, 09:59:05 PM
#2 son was supposed to pick up his 1st motorbike today, start his first proper job on Friday.

Instead, he's going to hospital for scans on a probable flare-up of issues indirectly linked to his kidney problems, could turn into a stay for surgical intervention.

(Yay, NHS!)


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Reply #1531 on: June 06, 2018, 02:22:36 AM
Quote from: MintJulie on June 05, 2018, 07:48:22 PM

News of Kate Spade's death.   :'(
I was totally shocked!!!!!

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Reply #1532 on: June 06, 2018, 03:31:01 AM
Quote from: Jed_ on June 02, 2018, 06:32:56 PM
Quote from: Jed_ on March 15, 2018, 02:40:39 AM
Quote from: Jed_ on March 08, 2018, 06:01:29 PM
A very good friend has gone silent on me for 6 days now.  She and I typically exchange some text or something daily.  The only other times this has happened in the 5 years we’ve known each other either she or her husband was in the hospital with something serious.  I have her husband’s number and tried it.  It had been months since I used that number, and it’s now disconnected.  I’m beyond worried, have even begun checking obituaries.

Still no word.  If it weren’t for this I’d actually be happy given current other circumstances, but instead I feel like I’ve been gut punched over and over.

After silence for 3 months, she texted me yesterday from a new number and we’ve been texting more today.  She had to find an old bill to get my number.  Why was she absent?  It was really bad just as I feared, but things are slowly improving.


How did she loose your number?


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Reply #1533 on: June 06, 2018, 03:44:58 AM
My 6 year old crying because we can't take her cat to New York with us.  :facepalm:


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Reply #1534 on: June 06, 2018, 04:38:37 AM
Quote from: Lois on June 06, 2018, 03:31:01 AM
Quote from: Jed_ on June 02, 2018, 06:32:56 PM
Quote from: Jed_ on March 15, 2018, 02:40:39 AM
Quote from: Jed_ on March 08, 2018, 06:01:29 PM
A very good friend has gone silent on me for 6 days now.  She and I typically exchange some text or something daily.  The only other times this has happened in the 5 years we’ve known each other either she or her husband was in the hospital with something serious.  I have her husband’s number and tried it.  It had been months since I used that number, and it’s now disconnected.  I’m beyond worried, have even begun checking obituaries.

Still no word.  If it weren’t for this I’d actually be happy given current other circumstances, but instead I feel like I’ve been gut punched over and over.

After silence for 3 months, she texted me yesterday from a new number and we’ve been texting more today.  She had to find an old bill to get my number.  Why was she absent?  It was really bad just as I feared, but things are slowly improving.


How did she loose your number?


Their phones were lost in the accident, either just plain lost or destroyed.  I don’t even think they know for sure.  It seems the order of things is learn to walk on your own again, and then look into contacting your online buddy.


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Reply #1535 on: June 06, 2018, 07:58:41 AM
I walked out of B&R and this jerk smacked into me knocking my ice cream cone out of my hand.  Then the a*****e didn't even offer to replace it. I picked it up and tossed it at him, just my luck I missed.


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Reply #1536 on: June 06, 2018, 02:56:55 PM
Quote from: IdleBoast on June 05, 2018, 09:59:05 PM
#2 son was supposed to pick up his 1st motorbike today, start his first proper job on Friday.

Instead, he's going to hospital for scans on a probable flare-up of issues indirectly linked to his kidney problems, could turn into a stay for surgical intervention.

(Yay, NHS!)

So sorry to hear about this IB.  I hope your son is on the mend.


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Reply #1537 on: June 06, 2018, 04:23:05 PM
Quote from: IdleBoast on June 05, 2018, 09:59:05 PM
#2 son was supposed to pick up his 1st motorbike today, start his first proper job on Friday.

Instead, he's going to hospital for scans on a probable flare-up of issues indirectly linked to his kidney problems, could turn into a stay for surgical intervention.

(Yay, NHS!)

UGH.  I didn't see this.   Let me know how everything goes, IB.  *HUG*

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Reply #1538 on: June 06, 2018, 05:49:22 PM
Thanks, guys.



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Reply #1539 on: June 07, 2018, 01:56:03 AM
Sorry to hear that IB... Fingers crossed all turns out ok.

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