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Reply #560 on: January 03, 2017, 02:11:37 AM
I'll be vacuuming up little green fucking things all year.  :roll:

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Reply #561 on: January 03, 2017, 04:07:40 AM
Russian Christmas is January 7th (Julian Calendar), so the tree stays up a bit longer.



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Reply #562 on: January 05, 2017, 12:55:23 AM
The car isn't starting.  I must hope it's not an expensive fix.



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Reply #563 on: January 05, 2017, 04:05:28 AM
One of my heaters is making noise. Damn, I don't want to buy a new furnace.

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Reply #564 on: January 05, 2017, 04:35:05 AM
:( for both of you.   

Must run in three's.    Our garage door motor burned up.       Never fails, always an expense you don't want right after spending money the month before on gifts.

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Reply #565 on: January 05, 2017, 05:05:14 AM
Yep, and my contract for the second job was not renewed for the New Year.  Not enough work right now to justify it they said.  I hope things pick up so I can go back to making enough to survive.



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Reply #566 on: January 05, 2017, 10:30:26 AM
Hope things pick up for you mighty quick Lois...

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Reply #567 on: January 06, 2017, 06:09:32 AM
I do too. As for the car, it was the battery.  Fortunately I had enough for a new one.



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Reply #568 on: January 06, 2017, 09:57:20 AM
One of my heaters is making noise. Damn, I don't want to buy a new furnace.

Invest in a nice wood burning stove instead.



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Reply #569 on: January 06, 2017, 01:09:40 PM
One of my heaters is making noise. Damn, I don't want to buy a new furnace.

Invest in a nice wood burning stove instead.


Do people in Texas have wood burning stoves?


So, my morning started out good - NOT.     I ran over a squirrel.    :'(     


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Reply #570 on: January 06, 2017, 02:12:23 PM
One of my heaters is making noise. Damn, I don't want to buy a new furnace.

Invest in a nice wood burning stove instead.


Do people in Texas have wood burning stoves?


So, my morning started out good - NOT.     I ran over a squirrel.    :'(     



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Reply #571 on: January 06, 2017, 05:29:38 PM
One of my heaters is making noise. Damn, I don't want to buy a new furnace.

Invest in a nice wood burning stove instead.


Do people in Texas have wood burning stoves?


So, my morning started out good - NOT.     I ran over a squirrel.    :'(     




I know someone in Texas with one actually  :D.



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Reply #572 on: January 06, 2017, 05:31:13 PM
Someone in Texas with a squirrel???

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Reply #573 on: January 06, 2017, 05:57:49 PM
Quote from: GEMINIGUY link=topic=28521.msg427626#msg427626 date=1483720273,

Someone in Texas with a squirrel???

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Reply #574 on: January 06, 2017, 06:01:36 PM
Quote from: GEMINIGUY link=topic=28521.msg427626#msg427626 date=1483720273,

Someone in Texas with a squirrel???

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Reply #575 on: January 06, 2017, 06:03:47 PM

Do people in Texas have wood burning stoves?


So, my morning started out good - NOT.     I ran over a squirrel.    :'(     



Better to take out a squirrel than something else. Waaaaay back in the day, I was car-pooling with a bunch of guys from work. Came to an intersection and saw a duck laying on the road with his neck broken. It was still alive. I didn't have time to properly finish the duck off properly so I drove over its head to take it out of its misery.  Boy did I not live that down for quite a while.

The only thing that has ruined my day recently was the Canadian U-20 Men's Hockey team losing twice to the Americans. But that's hockey.

That is all.


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Reply #576 on: January 08, 2017, 05:06:14 AM
Being the kind person I am by inviting a couple of my brother in laws friends over to watch the Lions game with him, and having them yelling and swearing at the television for the last 3 hours like a bunch of sore losers.    

Two minutes left, just end so I can go to sleep.

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Reply #577 on: January 08, 2017, 05:02:34 PM
My sister and her wife stole my kids away to the mall and left me with nothing to snuggle. Except the dog. And the dog won't even leave the fireplace it's so fuckin' cold.  :roll:



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Reply #578 on: January 08, 2017, 05:04:28 PM
Go snuggle with your Darth Vader stuffed animal ;-)

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Reply #579 on: January 08, 2017, 05:06:29 PM
Go snuggle with your Darth Vader stuffed animal ;-)

Pretty sure my wife has one of those.

But...

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