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Offline GEMINIGUY

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Reply #720 on: February 09, 2017, 11:08:25 PM
This would be a good time for you to snuggle with Watcher and Vinney :^)

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Reply #721 on: February 09, 2017, 11:14:11 PM
Quote from: Elizabeth on February 09, 2017, 11:05:21 PM
I have the flu and it really sucks............
I feel like crap.

Love,
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Reply #722 on: February 09, 2017, 11:15:40 PM
Quote from: GEMINIGUY on February 09, 2017, 11:02:21 PM
Take your flirting to the new Forum! ;-)

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Reply #723 on: February 09, 2017, 11:22:17 PM
Yep...  get well soon Liz...  :-*

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Reply #724 on: February 10, 2017, 03:16:36 PM
Numerous sicknesses at work today and yesterday, which severely limited the amount of time I was on KB yesterday, and will again today.

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Reply #725 on: February 10, 2017, 03:20:18 PM
Miss you, Jules...

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Reply #726 on: February 10, 2017, 03:27:32 PM
Unfortunately, There is no such thing as a sick day on a farm.
Unless you are dying in a hospital bed you are out there taking care of the animals.
FLU really sucks, but it sucks even more when you are having to work and race back and forth to the bathroom every 10 minutes.

Love,
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Reply #727 on: February 10, 2017, 04:15:26 PM
Nothing went right this morning.  :facepalm:

The baby wouldn't sleep. The kids wouldn't get their little asses out of bed. I had to pick the 4 year old up and remove her from it. The wife is bitching I don't want to go to some fancy restaurant tonight so I told her to leave me the fuck alone today and she stomped off mumbling in Japanese. My mom bitched about me taking the dog out to shit because it's still my fuckin' job to do it and no one elses. The kids left a disaster in the kitchen I have to clean up.  :facepalm:

The baby is finally passed out. Everyone is gone. Fuck being a mommy today. :emot_banghead:


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Reply #728 on: February 10, 2017, 08:45:35 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on February 10, 2017, 04:15:26 PM
Nothing went right this morning.  :facepalm:

The baby wouldn't sleep. The kids wouldn't get their little asses out of bed. I had to pick the 4 year old up and remove her from it. The wife is bitching I don't want to go to some fancy restaurant tonight so I told her to leave me the fuck alone today and she stomped off mumbling in Japanese. My mom bitched about me taking the dog out to shit because it's still my fuckin' job to do it and no one elses. The kids left a disaster in the kitchen I have to clean up.  :facepalm:

The baby is finally passed out. Everyone is gone. Fuck being a mommy today. :emot_banghead:

Just breathe. It's all in the past, this is now a new moment.

:hug:


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Reply #729 on: February 10, 2017, 08:55:51 PM
Quote from: KitKat on February 10, 2017, 08:45:35 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on February 10, 2017, 04:15:26 PM
Nothing went right this morning.  :facepalm:

The baby wouldn't sleep. The kids wouldn't get their little asses out of bed. I had to pick the 4 year old up and remove her from it. The wife is bitching I don't want to go to some fancy restaurant tonight so I told her to leave me the fuck alone today and she stomped off mumbling in Japanese. My mom bitched about me taking the dog out to shit because it's still my fuckin' job to do it and no one elses. The kids left a disaster in the kitchen I have to clean up.  :facepalm:

The baby is finally passed out. Everyone is gone. Fuck being a mommy today. :emot_banghead:

Just breathe. It's all in the past, this is now a new moment.

:hug:

They'll all be here again in an hour.  :roll:

I need a vacation.


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Reply #730 on: February 10, 2017, 08:58:25 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on February 10, 2017, 08:55:51 PM
Quote from: KitKat on February 10, 2017, 08:45:35 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on February 10, 2017, 04:15:26 PM
Nothing went right this morning.  :facepalm:

The baby wouldn't sleep. The kids wouldn't get their little asses out of bed. I had to pick the 4 year old up and remove her from it. The wife is bitching I don't want to go to some fancy restaurant tonight so I told her to leave me the fuck alone today and she stomped off mumbling in Japanese. My mom bitched about me taking the dog out to shit because it's still my fuckin' job to do it and no one elses. The kids left a disaster in the kitchen I have to clean up.  :facepalm:

The baby is finally passed out. Everyone is gone. Fuck being a mommy today. :emot_banghead:

Just breathe. It's all in the past, this is now a new moment.

:hug:

They'll all be here again in an hour.  :roll:

I need a vacation.

Sorry, No vacation for you for the next 18 years.....(If you are lucky).
If you aren't lucky they could hang on to you until they are all into their 30's.
Oh the joys of being a parent.

Love,
Liz


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Reply #731 on: February 10, 2017, 09:02:50 PM
Quote from: Elizabeth on February 10, 2017, 08:58:25 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on February 10, 2017, 08:55:51 PM
Quote from: KitKat on February 10, 2017, 08:45:35 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on February 10, 2017, 04:15:26 PM
Nothing went right this morning.  :facepalm:

The baby wouldn't sleep. The kids wouldn't get their little asses out of bed. I had to pick the 4 year old up and remove her from it. The wife is bitching I don't want to go to some fancy restaurant tonight so I told her to leave me the fuck alone today and she stomped off mumbling in Japanese. My mom bitched about me taking the dog out to shit because it's still my fuckin' job to do it and no one elses. The kids left a disaster in the kitchen I have to clean up.  :facepalm:

The baby is finally passed out. Everyone is gone. Fuck being a mommy today. :emot_banghead:

Just breathe. It's all in the past, this is now a new moment.

:hug:

They'll all be here again in an hour.  :roll:

I need a vacation.

Sorry, No vacation for you for the next 18 years.....(If you are lucky).
If you aren't lucky they could hang on to you until they are all into their 30's.
Oh the joys of being a parent.

Love,
Liz


Fuck you say! Day one at 18 and they're all out the door.

17 years years. 2 in over Ten years. Another in a little over 13 years.  :facepalm:


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Reply #732 on: February 10, 2017, 09:15:41 PM
Keep Dreaming..........

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Liz


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Reply #733 on: February 10, 2017, 09:57:07 PM
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Reply #734 on: February 11, 2017, 12:59:51 PM

A phone call late last night from my niece.   She's away at college.   Her and her boyfriend broke up.    We were on the phone from midnight until 2am.     My friend and I are going out there now (leaving in 1/2 hour).   We had nothing going on anyways and it was my friends suggestion we go.    4 hours each way.   I hate driving. 
 
So what to tell my niece?   She's asking her 42 year old aunt unmarried aunt for relationship advise, an aunt who was shit on by every guy she ever dated.    I'm kind of okay with the break up because he has been shitting on her and taking advantage of her for the 2 years they've been dating.   We'll do lunch and what ever else she is up for.   

So, I'll be off line all day as I am heading to the west side of Michigan.


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Reply #735 on: February 11, 2017, 02:13:03 PM
What a awesome aunt you are. It's very hard to find a good man these days, but they are still out there. Be safe on your trip J.


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Reply #736 on: February 11, 2017, 06:43:50 PM
Kids refused to eat my chili Mac cheese with a fried egg on top for breakfast.  "Tastes like ass."  Fuckers.  And how do you know what ass tastes like anyhow?


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Reply #737 on: February 11, 2017, 07:01:11 PM
Quote from: Merovingian on February 11, 2017, 06:43:50 PM

Kids refused to eat my chili Mac cheese with a fried egg on top for breakfast.  "Tastes like ass."  Fuckers.  And how do you know what ass tastes like anyhow?


Wow, that sounds incredibly yummy. Please email me some next time you make it!

And your last point is very well taken (though, I suspect, some of the adults here could likely answer that question...).






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Reply #738 on: February 11, 2017, 07:03:26 PM
Quote from: Merovingian on February 11, 2017, 06:43:50 PM
Kids refused to eat my chili Mac cheese with a fried egg on top for breakfast.  "Tastes like ass."  Fuckers.  And how do you know what ass tastes like anyhow?

Try feeding them "Corned Beef Hash with a Fried Egg on top"......That and Spam, were my dad's favorite breakfast food. (I think it was a holdover from his military days). The first time I tried the Corn Beef Hash I gagged (but I actually managed to swallow it). When dad asked me how was it, I just nodded my head and looked at my mom and whispered "this stuff taste like salty shit". dad as not impressed at all.

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Reply #739 on: February 11, 2017, 07:04:43 PM
Had a detailed email from friends we'd meet every year in Mexico.  We won't be going anymore.  Thought I'd accepted it, but hearing about their first couple days I really got "Z"sick for the place.  Lots of memories and pictures from over 25 years of visiting the same place.

Wife had a bout with suffering "mini" strokes and had one down there last year.  Learning there was no medical care for her for that, she's afraid to go back.

Now we're visiting places closer to home and planning a big trip to the Black Hills in May with 30 other people from our camera club.  Life goes on. :D

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