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Reply #5520 on: July 30, 2022, 03:30:48 AM
So sorry Jules. Stay off your feet. Ice gotten. Put Dan on servant duty. Get him to fetch and carry, catering to all your needs.

Accidents like that aren't good. But you might as well play it for all you can. :D

And...watch that head! Next fall I'm getting you a helmet. :emot_kiss:

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Reply #5521 on: July 30, 2022, 03:40:53 AM
Quote from: MintJulie on July 30, 2022, 02:30:06 AM
Stepped out of the house and missed a step. Fell down three stairs. I sat there until the initial pain subsided (me hitting my head and the pain in my shoulder), but the pain in my ankle and foot never left.  I tried walking on it and couldn't put weight on it. 
Went for an Xray.  Nothing broken thankfully, just a severe sprain, mainly foot.  It's across the top of my foot leading down into my pinky, and across the bottom of my foot across the arch. . 
Ankle is slight sprain. Knee is very slight sprain. 
I still can't walk on it. It's a bad hobble. Dan keeps yelling at me because I keep getting up. God am I sore.
I'm just sitting here trying to roll my ankle in circular motions, bending my toes, trying to stretch it out and keep it moving. Put weight on it and I want to fall to the floor.

Ah, no, I'm so sorry to hear that 😭

...but as Bob said, put Dan on servant duty. Maybe talk him into wearing nothing around the house other than an apron. If he behaves and caters to all your needs, you could 'hand crank' his engine every once in a while 😇


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Reply #5522 on: July 30, 2022, 03:48:53 AM
CT... always full of good ideas

I'll WOO this one :emot_laughing:

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Reply #5523 on: July 30, 2022, 03:51:49 AM
'Dan, honey, come over here. Mommy needs a little 'cream' in her coffee.'  :emot_laughing:

Sorry, I hope that didn't leave a bad taste in anyone's mouth. I know jokes about cum in your coffee aren't everybody's cup of tea  ;D


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Reply #5524 on: July 30, 2022, 12:28:06 PM
Quote from: Clitical Thinking on July 30, 2022, 03:51:49 AM
'Dan, honey, come over here. Mommy needs a little 'cream' in her coffee.'  :emot_laughing:

Sorry, I hope that didn't leave a bad taste in anyone's mouth. I know jokes about cum in your coffee aren't everybody's cup of tea  ;D


Never tried it.
Directly into the mouth as I administer oral sex, I'm good with. 
Licking it, drinking it, or it entering my mouth on other ways, not so much.

To bed at 10:30.  Awoke at 3:30 and never fell back to sleep. 

Left the bedroom and was able to make some coffee and carry it to the family room without spilling it as I hobbled across the rooms. Can't put hardly any weight on it.  It is more swelled across the top of the foot.   Any pressure I put on the ball of my foot radiates to the entire core between toes and heel. 
F it hurts. 

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Reply #5525 on: July 30, 2022, 01:42:06 PM
That's horrible to her Jules!😱

Dont keep putting weight on it, but don't stop moving it either, just do it slowly and carefully. Maybe use a travel mug when getting coffee next time, less chance of spilling. I've got more travel mugs than regular mugs for when my legs go bad on me. Just an idea.

Hope it's a quick recovery for you. 💋


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Reply #5526 on: July 30, 2022, 02:44:17 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on July 30, 2022, 02:30:06 AM

Ankle is slight sprain. Knee is very slight sprain. 
I still can't walk on it. It's a bad hobble. Dan keeps yelling at me because I keep getting up. God am I sore.


Sending you love. And hugs. And gentle massage.

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Reply #5527 on: July 30, 2022, 03:40:51 PM

My $2 investment didn't return a billion dollars.  :(


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Reply #5528 on: July 30, 2022, 03:50:45 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on July 27, 2022, 10:43:40 PM

If you want a peek....

https://fgiyachtgroup.com/new-yachts-for-sale/benetti-b-yond/

I think 120 foot is big enough, don't you?

 I've got a tentative appointment with the interior design team on Monday.  I told them I will confirm the appointment with a phone call Saturday morning (just in case I don't win Fridays drawing.


Just cancelled the appointment.  :(

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Reply #5529 on: July 30, 2022, 04:08:03 PM
One ticket in Illinois won the second-largest Mega Millions jackpot of an estimated $1.28 billion

Updated 9:53 AM EDT, Sat July 30, 2022

Anyone heard from Rick today?  :emot_laughing:

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Reply #5530 on: July 30, 2022, 04:13:47 PM
Or, Gasp Athos or Cricket Girl?

one of the originals

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Reply #5531 on: August 02, 2022, 11:40:58 AM
So, wife caught the spiky dodgeball (better known as COVID). Sessions are now online for a week, and Munchkin and I will be going in tomorrow for PCRs to make sure we didn't catch it either. (And so close to Dad's 70th, too.) Keep you all in the loop about this; I know I'll be complaining about the PCRs tomorrow, since I'm not keen on things going up my nose, and Munchkin will actively push the swab away if you try.

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Reply #5532 on: August 02, 2022, 01:33:57 PM

Oh no.   I hope a speedy recovery for MrsAO1. And hoping for negatives for you and the munchkin.
I f'n hate the nose swab. Tickles the brain and makes my eyes go silly for a moment. 
Thinking of you all.

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Reply #5533 on: August 02, 2022, 02:19:43 PM
Echoing MJs sentiments, and hoping you all get to celebrate dad's 70th.💋


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Reply #5534 on: August 02, 2022, 04:45:26 PM
My uncle died last week, so everyone is gathered for the burial. My cousin was universally recognised as a obnoxious brat growing up, but it's been years so we considered that our memories might have been skewed.
It's been half an hour...and apparently there's fuckall wrong with my memory  ;D


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Reply #5535 on: August 02, 2022, 05:04:07 PM
Quote from: Dirtymind on August 02, 2022, 04:45:26 PM
It's been half an hour...and apparently there's fuckall wrong with my memory  ;D

My uncle died this spring. I brokered a deal between my other uncle and my cousin over where he would be buried. They were threatening to sue each other over the last remaining spot in the family crypt.  So cousin reschedules the burial and doesn’t tell me, because she thought I would tell surviving uncle, and you know, we like to have secret burials in our family. Fucktards.

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Reply #5536 on: August 02, 2022, 05:29:25 PM
 :facepalm:

They can shoot my body from a canon or have a viking funeral for all I care. As long as there is a huge party afterwards and the people get horrendously drunk.


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Reply #5537 on: August 03, 2022, 10:12:30 AM
Quote from: MintJulie on August 02, 2022, 01:33:57 PM

Oh no.   I hope a speedy recovery for MrsAO1. And hoping for negatives for you and the munchkin.
I f'n hate the nose swab. Tickles the brain and makes my eyes go silly for a moment. 
Thinking of you all.

Quote from: Shiela_M on August 02, 2022, 02:19:43 PM
Echoing MJs sentiments, and hoping you all get to celebrate dad's 70th.💋

Thank you, ladies. Sadly, I did not get lucky; spiky dodgeball for me too. Munchkin's still negative, so we're gonna try with every ounce of our beings to keep it that way.

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Reply #5538 on: August 03, 2022, 03:36:39 PM
So sorry to hear about that Ao1. Paxlovid is an oral antiviral pill that can be taken at home to help keep patients testing Covid positive  from getting so sick that they need to be hospitalized. So, if you test positive for the coronavirus and you are eligible to take the pills, you can take them at home and lower your risk of going to the hospital.

I’ve had several friends that have had great success with this medication, but they really had to push their doctors to prescribe it. And it really should be taken within two days of showing symptoms. But they both had good results. So this is something you might want to talk about with your healthcare provider.

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Reply #5539 on: August 03, 2022, 09:35:22 PM
Family update 2. There are 12 people the house. The probability that number will drop through bloodshed is increasing exponentially


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