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Reply #4120 on: February 12, 2021, 08:19:18 PM
May be jumping the gun here, but I'm starting to think it's bye bye BIG Ben.  Ever since I didn't go to his parents for their super bowl party, he keeps postponing things with me.  He came over after the game, but since then we hardly even spoken.  Kind of always thought the age gap bothered him, so was a little surprised I even got invited.


It’s only been five days.  Let the pot simmer.  Alpha males can smell a woman’s pursuit, and it can be a turn off.  To put it another way, men always want something they can’t have.  Don’t take a sandwich up to work for him.  When he calls in a week or two to inquire where are you have been, just tell him you’ve been busy. And he will kick it into overdrive. Men can’t stand to be forgotten.



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Reply #4121 on: February 12, 2021, 08:56:12 PM

But I was thinking about having tequila for some reason...




Why indeed?


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Reply #4122 on: February 12, 2021, 10:53:52 PM
May be jumping the gun here, but I'm starting to think it's bye bye BIG Ben.  Ever since I didn't go to his parents for their super bowl party, he keeps postponing things with me.  He came over after the game, but since then we hardly even spoken.  Kind of always thought the age gap bothered him, so was a little surprised I even got invited.


It’s only been five days.  Let the pot simmer.  Alpha males can smell a woman’s pursuit, and it can be a turn off.  To put it another way, men always want something they can’t have.  Don’t take a sandwich up to work for him.  When he calls in a week or two to inquire where are you have been, just tell him you’ve been busy. And he will kick it into overdrive. Men can’t stand to be forgotten.

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That's pretty much what my friend said.  Told me to "stop acting like a desperate whore trying to sell it for a nickle, and make him come looking."



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Reply #4123 on: February 12, 2021, 11:00:46 PM

"...and make him come looking."


Wow, that's hot!





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Reply #4124 on: February 17, 2021, 04:10:55 PM
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Reply #4125 on: February 17, 2021, 04:59:20 PM
That is horrible. Was reading on it, and it says they deliberately cut power to people's homes so they could guarantee the infrastructure wouldn't go without.



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Reply #4126 on: February 17, 2021, 05:04:23 PM
I agree Shiela. I heard a report on TV that neighborhoofs were without power, yet downtown Dallas office buildings were ablaze with light.

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Reply #4127 on: February 17, 2021, 05:17:03 PM
That is horrible. Was reading on it, and it says they deliberately cut power to people's homes so they could guarantee the infrastructure wouldn't go without.


Dallas had planned a Valentine’s Day light show with downtown buildings lit up in pink and red lights, and heart shaped window lighting.  The storm hit, the power went out, and Dallas did the light show anyway.  I guess they thought it would pick people’s spirits up.  No.  It pissed a *lot* of people off.



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Reply #4128 on: February 17, 2021, 05:25:08 PM
WOW. That is a pretty light show. Hard to see if your eyes are frosted over tho' :facepalm:

How has it been on streets and highways. Here, where ppl see snow all the time, 100s of accidents are reported every te it snows
 Nobody understands driving according to conditions.
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Reply #4129 on: February 18, 2021, 12:48:44 PM

Just realized that my Boo Virgin board is gone. :(

And I didn't keep a running list other than on my profile. :(

Guess it wasn't so important if I didn't notice it missing for 6 weeks.

Maybe I'll start a 'sloppy seconds' seconds list and begin to give members their 2nd.     mmmm, no, probably not. The fun was watching them not knowing what that first time was like.

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Reply #4130 on: February 19, 2021, 12:55:27 PM
That is horrible. Was reading on it, and it says they deliberately cut power to people's homes so they could guarantee the infrastructure wouldn't go without.


Dallas had planned a Valentine’s Day light show with downtown buildings lit up in pink and red lights, and heart shaped window lighting.  The storm hit, the power went out, and Dallas did the light show anyway.  I guess they thought it would pick people’s spirits up.  No.  It pissed a *lot* of people off.

When I would fly into Dallas at night, I loved how the buildings were all lit up. Very pretty. But with many citizens in Texas experiencing  blackouts,  one would think turning off the light show would be a nice gesture.

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Reply #4131 on: February 23, 2021, 03:49:38 PM
I did it again
I could even tell last night while I was drinking, that I wont be feeling so good in the morning.

However, in search for my hangover pic, I found this one.  It isn't your full list MJ, and my circle went right through somebodies name, but there's a lot there, and the most important one is on top. I remember posting that in what made my day thread.




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Reply #4132 on: February 23, 2021, 04:55:28 PM


This made my day.  Woo and THANK YOU!

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Reply #4133 on: February 23, 2021, 05:09:40 PM
And... another "bites the dust". Don't fret Shiela...it only hurts for a little bit while. And in a good way for some of us. ;D

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Reply #4134 on: February 23, 2021, 07:12:48 PM


This made my day.  Woo and THANK YOU!

Wish you were around to take my  boo virginity.  8)

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Reply #4135 on: February 23, 2021, 10:37:43 PM

Tiger Woods in a single car accident. I'm happy there is not life threatening injuries. But it is serious with multiple leg injuries. I'm hoping he's clean.

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Reply #4136 on: February 23, 2021, 10:53:34 PM

Tiger Woods in a single car accident. I'm happy there is not life threatening injuries. But it is serious with multiple leg injuries. I'm hoping he's clean.


Word is he wasn’t.  He bounced off a wall, crossed the center median, rolled down an embankment, all by himself.  One car accident.





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Reply #4137 on: February 24, 2021, 10:13:28 AM
He was recovering from his fifth spine surgery and was planning on playing in the Masters in April. Early reports say he suffered leg injuries. This may delay that plan.

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Reply #4138 on: February 25, 2021, 04:46:18 AM
The warm temps melted probably more than half the snow around my apartment.  Then the temps drop below freezing at night.

Tomorrow is garbage pickup so on my way to the dumpster, I slipped and fell.  Feels like my friggin tailbone is broken.  Going to be standing and laying on my belly for a while



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Reply #4139 on: February 25, 2021, 05:47:37 AM
I'm sure someone would offer to tend to you.