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Reply #340 on: September 12, 2016, 04:30:40 PM
A repair bill for $3870.00 for a transmission on a Volvo Station Wagon.
Sucks Really Sucks.........

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Reply #341 on: September 12, 2016, 04:33:43 PM
A repair bill for $3870.00 for a transmission on a Volvo Station Wagon.
Sucks Really Sucks.........

Love,
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Would you like to see the bill for the new engine I had put in my Delorean time machine conversion?  :roll:



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Reply #342 on: September 12, 2016, 07:11:30 PM
Why..??
What's wrong with the original car...??
You took a classic car and turned it into a toy......
Kinda like taking a classic 68 Volkswagen Beetle and making it into a Dune Buggy (that was fine to do 50 years ago, but not now.....they are classics).

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Reply #343 on: September 12, 2016, 07:16:37 PM
If I remember correctly, Chirp bought it already converted.   That was the appeal.

I can't wait to be walking down the street one day and see it roll by.

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Reply #344 on: September 12, 2016, 07:24:02 PM
If I remember correctly, Chirp bought it already converted.   That was the appeal.

I can't wait to be walking down the street one day and see it roll by.

Is she going to be pushing it........??
Or having it towed........??
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Reply #345 on: September 12, 2016, 09:45:46 PM
Bought and converting it.

You sound like my wife.  :roll:



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Reply #346 on: September 13, 2016, 01:10:31 AM
Maybe Liz IS your wife... :o

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Reply #347 on: September 13, 2016, 02:50:34 AM
Oh GG, we know you'd love to be Liz's wife.

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Reply #348 on: September 13, 2016, 03:44:19 AM
Maybe Liz IS your wife... :o

Mine doesn't like horses half as much as Liz does.



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Reply #349 on: September 13, 2016, 04:28:43 AM
Oh GG, we know you'd love to be Liz's wife.
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Reply #350 on: September 13, 2016, 02:26:36 PM
600 mile round trip drive for a 15 minute hearing.  Now two trials in the morning.

Have to go to best buy for replacement computer part. Watch them not even have it.



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Reply #351 on: September 13, 2016, 03:02:56 PM

Oh GG, we know you'd love to be Liz's wife.



You got THAT right!





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Reply #352 on: September 13, 2016, 05:14:43 PM
This is for yesterday.

I went to my nieces classroom and school orientation last night.     There are a group of parents that I had become sort of friends with when helping out in the classroom last school year and I had run into them at various times over the past 6 months because of sleepovers or swim parties.

So I get a call on Sunday night from one of the women I'm closest to that was at a birthday party last weekend that my niece was at, she was giving me notice of what happened.   My niece was asked by one of the many moms at the party how her dad was, they all know of his condition.   She gave the standard 7 year old answer ----"good".    Then they asked about Aunt Julie.   My niece answered, "She's very good and very much in love.   And she got a very pretty ring too."
All the moms in attendance ears perked up at that.   Then one of the moms asked, "Do you mean an engagement ring?"     My niece answered, "It's a ring that says she loves her."   
Wanting clarification, she was asked, "You mean, he loves her."   My niece said, "No, Aunt Julie got it from her girlfriend.  They're in love.  They even have sleepovers."
I wasn't hiding it, but the grapevine just lit up at that statement.   The mom telling me what happened said a few of the moms actually got their phones out and started texting.     

So, on to last night at curriculum night at the school.  I could feel the eyes on me.   A lot of curious looks.    A few unapproving looks from some women.   Some dads I've never spoken with came up and introduced themselves -------like why?  You never took the time before, but now you want to know me so you can what, watch?  I was thinking wtf.    I even watched as a one of the husbands walked back to wifey.   A scornful look at him then a glance at me. 

As the teacher was going over the curriculum, I felt just felt eyes on me.  It's not a small school, but the 1 square mile neighborhood is close knit and everybody knows everybody, and most of them are church goers.   I just felt out of my element and wanted to strangle someone.    So, a very unpleasant evening to say the least.   

And I thought it was okay to be with someone of the same sex.   I thought my mom would be my biggest obstacle.   

But, it's out there now, so move on, right?   I was never trying to hide anything, there was no reason for me to send out a newsletter announcing it, right?    So now I'm the talk of the neighborhood it seems.    I'm not fine with what happened but I'll get over it.   But then, after I got home I started thinking about my niece.   I swear to god, if this affects her and her friendships one bit because a mom says something to her little susie that she can't play with my niece or something like that, I will f*#%ing take someone's kneecaps out.   

I've decided to plan an end of the summer pool party for next weekend to see what the reception is.   I will make sure my friend is there, not as moral support, but to show I'm not ashamed.     
There will be my old softball bat nearby if I need to use it.   Hmm, I should probably also have a supply of crutches in case anybody needs help getting back to their car.

Batter up!

Okay.  Done venting.

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Reply #353 on: September 13, 2016, 06:23:01 PM
This is for yesterday.

I went to my nieces classroom and school orientation last night.     There are a group of parents that I had become sort of friends with when helping out in the classroom last school year and I had run into them at various times over the past 6 months because of sleepovers or swim parties.

So I get a call on Sunday night from one of the women I'm closest to that was at a birthday party last weekend that my niece was at, she was giving me notice of what happened.   My niece was asked by one of the many moms at the party how her dad was, they all know of his condition.   She gave the standard 7 year old answer ----"good".    Then they asked about Aunt Julie.   My niece answered, "She's very good and very much in love.   And she got a very pretty ring too."
All the moms in attendance ears perked up at that.   Then one of the moms asked, "Do you mean an engagement ring?"     My niece answered, "It's a ring that says she loves her."   
Wanting clarification, she was asked, "You mean, he loves her."   My niece said, "No, Aunt Julie got it from her girlfriend.  They're in love.  They even have sleepovers."
I wasn't hiding it, but the grapevine just lit up at that statement.   The mom telling me what happened said a few of the moms actually got their phones out and started texting.     

So, on to last night at curriculum night at the school.  I could feel the eyes on me.   A lot of curious looks.    A few unapproving looks from some women.   Some dads I've never spoken with came up and introduced themselves -------like why?  You never took the time before, but now you want to know me so you can what, watch?  I was thinking wtf.    I even watched as a one of the husbands walked back to wifey.   A scornful look at him then a glance at me. 

As the teacher was going over the curriculum, I felt just felt eyes on me.  It's not a small school, but the 1 square mile neighborhood is close knit and everybody knows everybody, and most of them are church goers.   I just felt out of my element and wanted to strangle someone.    So, a very unpleasant evening to say the least.   

And I thought it was okay to be with someone of the same sex.   I thought my mom would be my biggest obstacle.   

But, it's out there now, so move on, right?   I was never trying to hide anything, there was no reason for me to send out a newsletter announcing it, right?    So now I'm the talk of the neighborhood it seems.    I'm not fine with what happened but I'll get over it.   But then, after I got home I started thinking about my niece.   I swear to god, if this affects her and her friendships one bit because a mom says something to her little susie that she can't play with my niece or something like that, I will f*#%ing take someone's kneecaps out.   

I've decided to plan an end of the summer pool party for next weekend to see what the reception is.   I will make sure my friend is there, not as moral support, but to show I'm not ashamed.     
There will be my old softball bat nearby if I need to use it.   Hmm, I should probably also have a supply of crutches in case anybody needs help getting back to their car.

Batter up!

Okay.  Done venting.

:),
Jules



My wife and I have had to go through that. Our kids have never been ashamed of us. Always remember it's not you who's the problem.



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Reply #354 on: September 13, 2016, 06:37:18 PM
Oh GG, we know you'd love to be Liz's wife.

Unless they are selling "Ice Cubes" in "Hell".
There is absolutely "NO CHANCE"..........!!!!!!!!!!!!

Love,
Liz



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Reply #355 on: September 13, 2016, 06:38:23 PM
Oh GG, we know you'd love to be Liz's wife.

Unless they are selling "Ice Cubes" in "Hell".
There is absolutely "NO CHANCE"..........!!!!!!!!!!!!

Love,
Liz


Oh, sweety.

You do so enjoy the attention though.



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Reply #356 on: September 13, 2016, 06:46:56 PM
This is for yesterday.

I went to my nieces classroom and school orientation last night.     There are a group of parents that I had become sort of friends with when helping out in the classroom last school year and I had run into them at various times over the past 6 months because of sleepovers or swim parties.

So I get a call on Sunday night from one of the women I'm closest to that was at a birthday party last weekend that my niece was at, she was giving me notice of what happened.   My niece was asked by one of the many moms at the party how her dad was, they all know of his condition.   She gave the standard 7 year old answer ----"good".    Then they asked about Aunt Julie.   My niece answered, "She's very good and very much in love.   And she got a very pretty ring too."
All the moms in attendance ears perked up at that.   Then one of the moms asked, "Do you mean an engagement ring?"     My niece answered, "It's a ring that says she loves her."  
Wanting clarification, she was asked, "You mean, he loves her."   My niece said, "No, Aunt Julie got it from her girlfriend.  They're in love.  They even have sleepovers."
I wasn't hiding it, but the grapevine just lit up at that statement.   The mom telling me what happened said a few of the moms actually got their phones out and started texting.    

So, on to last night at curriculum night at the school.  I could feel the eyes on me.   A lot of curious looks.    A few unapproving looks from some women.   Some dads I've never spoken with came up and introduced themselves -------like why?  You never took the time before, but now you want to know me so you can what, watch?  I was thinking wtf.    I even watched as a one of the husbands walked back to wifey.   A scornful look at him then a glance at me.  

As the teacher was going over the curriculum, I felt just felt eyes on me.  It's not a small school, but the 1 square mile neighborhood is close knit and everybody knows everybody, and most of them are church goers.   I just felt out of my element and wanted to strangle someone.    So, a very unpleasant evening to say the least.  

And I thought it was okay to be with someone of the same sex.   I thought my mom would be my biggest obstacle.    

But, it's out there now, so move on, right?   I was never trying to hide anything, there was no reason for me to send out a newsletter announcing it, right?    So now I'm the talk of the neighborhood it seems.    I'm not fine with what happened but I'll get over it.   But then, after I got home I started thinking about my niece.   I swear to god, if this affects her and her friendships one bit because a mom says something to her little susie that she can't play with my niece or something like that, I will f*#%ing take someone's kneecaps out.  

I've decided to plan an end of the summer pool party for next weekend to see what the reception is.   I will make sure my friend is there, not as moral support, but to show I'm not ashamed.    
There will be my old softball bat nearby if I need to use it.   Hmm, I should probably also have a supply of crutches in case anybody needs help getting back to their car.

Batter up!

Okay.  Done venting.

:),
Jules


I've heard the whispers myself from people that I thought were my friends.
The biggest "hurt" that I ever got was at a horse show when two women were talking about me and one told the other "Don't let your daughter near her (me) she's a Lesbian"..  Like what..?? Did she think I was going to convert her 14 year old daughter into a Lesbian. People can be both stupid and cruel at the same time.
And you happen to be right, You don't need to send out a news letter nor are you obligated to actually having to tell anybody. But you are doing the right thing with the pool party, now lets see who really is your friend, I hope for your niece's sake sake it all goes well and lots of kids show up (because in reality, the kids could not give a damn what you are, it's the parents that will screw it all up (for the kids)).

Love,
Liz



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Reply #357 on: September 13, 2016, 06:48:52 PM
Oh GG, we know you'd love to be Liz's wife.

Unless they are selling "Ice Cubes" in "Hell".
There is absolutely "NO CHANCE"..........!!!!!!!!!!!!

Love,
Liz


Oh, sweety.

You do so enjoy the attention though.

Chirp......(LOL).....There is a tremendous difference between "attention" and "marriage"........but you are right, I like to flirt.

Love,
Liz



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Reply #358 on: September 13, 2016, 07:57:43 PM
I have never cared for the good opinions of others.  So this stuff gives me no trouble.  1. None of their fucking business.  2.  See #1.

Basically what I told mt wife about her family.



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Reply #359 on: September 13, 2016, 08:50:08 PM
I have never cared for the good opinions of others.  So this stuff gives me no trouble.  1. None of their fucking business.  2.  See #1.

I've always cared about the opinions of other concerning myself.       I started to say it is one of my faults, but I shouldn't view it as that.      In this particular matter, I really don't care.   

I've never judged anyone for their sexual preference, so if they want to be that type of person, I'm not going to change their mind.  F-them.   

It is my niece that I'm concerned about.   Which I think to myself, they're adults and they wouldn't do something intentionally or not intentionally to affect a 7 year old girl, but then I think, well if little Susie can't have a sleepover with my niece because of me, then it affects my niece.   

Putting on my batting glove,
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