My Aunt Amy's dad passed away on tuesday. Very sweet man, never seen him without a smile on his face, and absolutely loved peanut brittle. Always joked he had a second pair of teeth just for his brittle.
I really really dislike funerals. Viewing at 9:00, hour long service at 11:00. Food/drink till 2:00 then off to the mausoleum, there between 2:30 and 4:00.
When it's my time, I'm leaving a note on my front door, walking into the woods and disappearing. Note will say I'm dead, do a shot for me, move on.