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Reply #2720 on: August 16, 2019, 08:38:12 PM
Indian Babe saying goodbye

 :'(



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Reply #2721 on: August 16, 2019, 10:17:22 PM
Indian Babe saying goodbye

 :'(

Agreed.

Certain regular posters need to take note - it's not the content that drove her off, but their attitude and actions.






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Reply #2722 on: August 16, 2019, 10:26:49 PM
I'm sad to see anyone go.  Even the pseudo-pedophiles, if they can stand the place without their blankies, but I regret any and all I contributed to it.  I'm sorry, guys.



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Reply #2723 on: August 18, 2019, 05:27:00 PM
My daughter: Mom, when am I going to get boobs?

Me: You're too young for boobs and I don't like you using words like that.

My daughter: You say "boobs" a lot, mom.

She's right. :roll:

And she's officially reached the point in her life where "mommy" is outdated.  :facepalm:



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Reply #2724 on: August 18, 2019, 06:57:34 PM
 :facepalm:

Well, maybe it's for the breast.

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Reply #2725 on: August 18, 2019, 07:02:45 PM
 :roll:

Had the same talk with my sister. She got to the point where she was "when am I getting boobs??" and she started acting different around me. I was no longer her big sister who she needed for everything, I was just kind of "there".  :roll: Of course that was when she was "there's this really cute boy at school", then it became "I met this awesome British girl on the internet".  :facepalm:

I hated when she grew up. I'm hating my own growing up.  :roll:



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Reply #2726 on: August 18, 2019, 07:11:16 PM
...no comment...
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Reply #2727 on: August 20, 2019, 11:34:22 PM
Out to my car after work.  Flat tire.  UGH

Got it filled and almost made it home.  Tire pressure sensor going off. 

Pull into discount tire and they tell me I need new tires.   UGH

I kind of knew I was due soon, but still hate paying for them. 

Sitting in Discount Tire waiting on my vehicle and $1000 lighter in the purse.  UGH

 The boys working here are all cute, so I got that going for me.  Eye candy. 

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Reply #2728 on: August 21, 2019, 04:02:48 AM


I got one of those 23andMe DNA tests quite a while ago.   My daddy seemed so interesting in it, I got him one for his birthday.   We sent it in and got the results back in May.  And it turns out, the man I thought was my biological father for 45 years, is not.   What a blow that was. 
Does he know?  I don't know.
I can't bring it up.   He will always be my daddy though.  He always was.
So, that happened a while ago. 

Today, I logged in to 23 and went to the Family & Friends tab and a bunch of names popped up.   One showed as "50.1% shared DNA".   Basically......it's my biological father.   No, I will not contact him.   I will not look any further into it.
And my profile is private, so he and my half siblings can't see me.
I just need to quit logging into the 23andMe website.




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Reply #2729 on: August 21, 2019, 05:49:14 AM
live with your memories and count your blessings MJ

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Reply #2730 on: August 21, 2019, 06:16:36 PM
On my way to the gym this morning I found my garage door had been kicked in last night.  Nothing taken as we don't keep much of value in there. Snow blower still there...wrong season for that.

Car tossed, looking for change no doubt. All the crap that's collected in the glove box scattered all over the seat. (Yeah, it needed to be cleaned out anyway. One more thing I've been putting off done.)

Have a guy coming to do repairs and strengthen door, hopefully.

Fucking petty punks. All that work with little chance of reward.

Well trained and been made compliant....by my cat Neville


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Reply #2731 on: August 21, 2019, 06:30:30 PM
Massive hangover.  I drank way too much last night.  No idea or reason why.  It’s just something I do every now and then.  But good Lord, I’m paying the price for it today.



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Reply #2732 on: August 21, 2019, 06:40:04 PM
Massive hangover.  I drank way too much last night.  No idea or reason why.  It’s just something I do every now and then.  But good Lord, I’m paying the price for it today.




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Reply #2733 on: August 21, 2019, 08:33:42 PM
Massive hangover.  I drank way too much last night.  No idea or reason why.  It’s just something I do every now and then.  But good Lord, I’m paying the price for it today.


I don’t have that problem very often these days.  But then Russian wives are probably not like Peruvian wives who say all evening long ‘Don’t drink too much’ with ever increasing annoyance.



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Reply #2734 on: August 21, 2019, 09:12:23 PM
Massive hangover.  I drank way too much last night.  No idea or reason why.  It’s just something I do every now and then.  But good Lord, I’m paying the price for it today.


I don’t have that problem very often these days.  But then Russian wives are probably not like Peruvian wives who say all evening long ‘Don’t drink too much’ with ever increasing annoyance.

It’s not a Russian thing.  My Russian ex complained, nagged, and criticized every single thing I did, drank, or ate.  Before we got married, my new (also Russian) wife and I pledged to accept each other exactly as we are, and not to try and change/improve/remodel the other.  And for the most part we’ve kept that promise.  Going on four years now, and I can count the number of arguments we’ve had on one hand still.  I’m really lucky.

Last night, she just threw a blanket over me and went to bed.  This morning she simply said, “How are you feeling?  Would you like me to make you some coffee?”

My ex didn’t really love me, and her incessant complaints were just a reflection of her unhappiness.  The funny thing is, she got knocked up by her tennis instructor, left her family, let him move in with her, and now she’s got a mooch for a roommate, a bastard child, child support to pay me, and they fight constantly.  Be careful what you wish for.



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Reply #2735 on: August 21, 2019, 09:57:06 PM
I’m really lucky.

Last night, she just threw a blanket over me and went to bed.  This morning she simply said, “How are you feeling?  Would you like me to make you some coffee?”


Woo for my girl!

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Reply #2736 on: August 22, 2019, 07:09:38 PM
On a weekly basis having to remind everyone (Dan included):  

"Empty your pockets when you put stuff in the dirty clothes. I'm doing you a favor by doing the laundry ,help me out....  Put the light colored clothes with the lights. Put the darks with the darks.   NO, that is not light, it's dark.  Don't put your shorts/socks/shirts in the dirty clothes inside out.   Bring the empty hangers to the laundry room once in a while.  

I did your laundry, I folded it/hung it.  I brought it to your room for you.   Can you plese hang it up or put it in the drawers.
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And I can just hear the middle one thinking in her head... bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch, that's all Jules ever does, is bitch.



I would tell them once, maybe twice, depending on the ages, and then just dump the laundry on their beds and let them deal with it.  ;D
« Last Edit: August 22, 2019, 07:12:22 PM by watcher1 »

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Reply #2737 on: August 23, 2019, 09:44:29 PM
You can almost here the crickets around here today.





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Reply #2738 on: August 23, 2019, 09:58:09 PM
You can almost here the crickets around here today.




 ;D

Yes, I have been here today.  :D



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Reply #2739 on: August 23, 2019, 10:30:49 PM