What RUINED your day today?

[MintJulie]

A baby can fall asleep with a bottle in its mouth and everybody says, "Oh, so cute."

I do it and my family is telling me to seek help.

[ChirpingGirl]

A baby can fall asleep with a bottle in its mouth and everybody says, "Oh, so cute."

I do it and my family is telling me to seek help.

 

Fun, ain't it?

[Jed_]

A baby can fall asleep with a bottle in its mouth and everybody says, "Oh, so cute."

I do it and my family is telling me to seek help.

I’d think it was cute Jules.

But then the other night while having a few dark and stormys in the trailer, I used the cramped bathroom and forgot to lift the lid.  I then had to explain to my Peruvian that the paper towels I was retrieving were for sopping up pee.  The next day I was told by a very disgruntled Peruvian that I drank too much.  I didn’t need her to tell me; I understood that while cleaning up the pee.

[MintJulie]

I’d think it was cute Jules.

I hope you took as a joke. 

But then the other night while having a few dark and stormys in the trailer, I used the cramped bathroom and forgot to lift the lid. 

That'll earn you a boo in my house.   Dan's ex and daughters trained him well though.   No issues yet.

[psiberzerker]

That'll earn you a boo in my house. 

Pissing all over the toilet isn't socially acceptable in any house that I know of, but at least he cleaned it up? 

I'm sure the Peruvian can handle giving him a hard time about it, though.  Look at the bright side, she gets a clean bathroom out of it!

[Jed_]

It was in the trailer, and I didn’t bother with the light, so . . . .

I’d think it was cute Jules.

I hope you took as a joke.

Wish I could say the same.

[_priapism]

What my kids say to me, in a very high pitched juvenile voice, whenever Daddy does.

[Jed_]

She was on the phone with her brother last night for an hour, and gave me a briefing on it this morning.  It seems her brother is buying a new house to get his kids out of the neighborhood they’re in and into a better school district.  Her mom lives with him in a basement apartment, but the new house won’t have that.

So the parting thought I was given as I was leaving for work this morning was, ‘Maybe momma can live with us?’

 

[MintJulie]

‘Maybe momma can live with us?’

And Jed's reaction was caught on camera....

[psiberzerker]

And Jed's reaction was caught on camera....

[_priapism]

Limpié toda la orina que tu marido dejó en el baño y también vertí su licor en el inodoro.

[Jed_]

Limpié toda la orina que tu marido dejó en el baño y también vertí su licor en el inodoro.

That would be ‘deje en el’.

And I cleaned it up.

Her brother is looking at other houses.  Momma wants her own apartment in the house, not just a room.

My main objection is that if she was there 24/7, I would never get laid unless we were out of town.  Or she was.  It’s not my fault she’s so loud.  Maybe I’ll introduce my Peruvian to the benefits of a ballgag.

[psiberzerker]

Momma wants her own apartment in the house, not just a room.

There's a reason it's called a "Mother in law apartment."  



Soundproofing isn't that expensive for 1 room.  That limits you to the bedroom, but still.

Maybe I’ll introduce my Peruvian to the benefits of a ballgag.

I don't think that's what they mean by a "Gag gift?"

[Jed_]

A year ago when we were in Hawaii, the first 2-3 days her mom, sister and sister’s husband were on the other side of the wall until they got the bigger room they requested.  My Peruvian, very aware of her family through the wall, would try to stifle her noises while cumming.  It was hysterical to watch and listen to that mewing.  I finally would push a pillow over for her to bite on.

[_priapism]

Limpié toda la orina que tu marido dejó en el baño y también vertí su licor en el inodoro.

That would be ‘deje en el’.

And I cleaned it up.

Her brother is looking at other houses.  Momma wants her own apartment in the house, not just a room.

My main objection is that if she was there 24/7, I would never get laid unless we were out of town.  Or she was.  It’s not my fault she’s so loud.  Maybe I’ll introduce my Peruvian to the benefits of a ballgag.

[psiberzerker]

My main objection is that if she was there 24/7, I would never get laid unless we were out of town, or she was.

Does she have any interests that would get her out of the house, like Bingo, Kino, Baccarat, Bosa Nova music, gardening..?

[MintJulie]

Hearing a news story on the drive to work about a family that has a 5 year old child born with aphasia, being asked to leave a restaurant because another patron complained.  

Well FUCK YOU other patron!  Don't like it, asked to be moved.
And FUCK YOU restaurant management, shove your $20 gift card apology.

[Jed_]

Came home last night around 8 with no power in the neighborhood.  I had to get out some lanterns to place around the house.  We ended up in the kitchen listening (and dancing) to music on my iPad and having a few drinks.

That doesn’t sound too bad I know, except my repeated suggestions for a more horizontal activity got the thumbs down, and she doesn’t like my taste in music.  I got a feeling lots of music I don’t like will end up on my iPad.

The power came on around midnight, at least according to my clock alarm.  I was out.

[psiberzerker]

On the bright side (Pun intended) it wasn't during the heat of the day?

[ChirpingGirl]

Birthday.