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Reply #1760 on: November 20, 2018, 10:59:42 PM
Our youngest (18) found out his girlfriend had been seeing someone else.


Poor thing.  That's the worst.  Hugs for baby IB.

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Reply #1761 on: November 24, 2018, 02:28:25 PM

Looking forward all day to having another slice of maple hazelnut pie... and then finding it's all gone.     >:(  :(

I did get a piece of the apple pie and it was pretty good, but it just wasn't the same as the maple hazelnut (with caramel) that I looked forward to.

Remmy

Arg. Why is the angry emoji the same as the sad emoji with a > in front of it.




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Reply #1762 on: December 02, 2018, 07:42:00 AM
Pissed off about being accosted by wifey.  Normally it’s a good thing.  Tonight, it just pissed me off.  Her Internet community went down temporarily, so she decided it would be a good time to “squeeze one in.”  So I’m awakened with her climbing on board, barking out orders, and forcibly grabbing my hands and putting them on her favorite locations.  Pardon me.  There is one thing I do not like, and that is having my sub grab my hands and put them anywhere.  Totally doused the fire.  I wasn’t in the mood to begin with, but it you are going to use me for a scratching post we have things available.  So we had a disagreement, and I’m on the couch.  I haven’t had a decent night’s sleep in ages, and a new week, new month starts on Monday.



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Reply #1763 on: December 02, 2018, 01:29:12 PM
Pissed off about being accosted by wifey.  Normally it’s a good thing.  Tonight, it just pissed me off.  Her Internet community went down temporarily, so she decided it would be a good time to “squeeze one in.”  So I’m awakened with her climbing on board, barking out orders, and forcibly grabbing my hands and putting them on her favorite locations.  Pardon me.  There is one thing I do not like, and that is having my sub grab my hands and put them anywhere.  Totally doused the fire.  I wasn’t in the mood to begin with, but it you are going to use me for a scratching post we have things available.  So we had a disagreement, and I’m on the couch.  I haven’t had a decent night’s sleep in ages, and a new week, new month starts on Monday.

Oh my goodness, you poor thing.  You just have the worst luck, don't you.  

Listen up, if we need to squeeze one in, or need to use you as a scratching post, you had better be willing and ready or else you will end up on the couch.   I don't blame her.  Maybe someone else needs to be the sub from now on.

Saying I'm too tired, or I have a headache doesn't cut it.  You do not have permission to use those lines, they are reserved for us.

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Reply #1764 on: December 02, 2018, 02:10:00 PM
Pissed off about being accosted by wifey.  Normally it’s a good thing.  Tonight, it just pissed me off.  Her Internet community went down temporarily, so she decided it would be a good time to “squeeze one in.”  So I’m awakened with her climbing on board, barking out orders, and forcibly grabbing my hands and putting them on her favorite locations.  Pardon me.  There is one thing I do not like, and that is having my sub grab my hands and put them anywhere.  Totally doused the fire.  I wasn’t in the mood to begin with, but it you are going to use me for a scratching post we have things available.  So we had a disagreement, and I’m on the couch.  I haven’t had a decent night’s sleep in ages, and a new week, new month starts on Monday.



Oh my goodness, you poor thing.  You just have the worst luck, don't you.  

Listen up, if we need to squeeze one in, or need to use you as a scratching post, you had better be willing and ready or else you will end up on the couch.   I don't blame her.  Maybe someone else needs to be the sub from now on.

Being 'accosted' is not a good thing, regardless of your gender. Sex without consent--by both parties--is rape.

Dominating someone without loving them is called being a bully. Loving your partner means taking their needs into consideration, whether they are a submissive or not.

Submitting without being loved is called being a slave. If your partner loves you, they will take your needs into consideration.


Saying I'm too tired, or I have a headache doesn't cut it.  You do not have permission to use those lines, they are reserved for us.

I have to believe you mean that ironically. If not, then those two sentences fall into the same category of double standard as stud versus slut.

Contrary to popular belief, there are times when men just aren't in the mood. Maybe not very often, but it does happen.

Remmy




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Reply #1765 on: December 02, 2018, 03:14:08 PM
Chronic pain.  I have a barometer in my back, and it's not happy.



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Reply #1766 on: December 02, 2018, 03:16:37 PM
Dominating someone without loving them is called being a bully. Loving your partner means taking their needs into consideration, whether they are a submissive or not.

Right, this is the thing I have to keep explaining to these wannabe Doms, and Dommes out there.  It's the Sumbissive's fantasy.  The Submissive's scene, you are sticking to.  It's not for you, about you, or ruled by you, no matter how it may appear due to the superficial roles you're playing, but you're playing a role, For Her (Or him, as the case may be.)

Otherwise, it's abuse.



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Reply #1767 on: December 02, 2018, 04:39:35 PM

Listen up, if we need to squeeze one in, or need to use you as a scratching post, you had better be willing and ready or else you will end up on the couch.   I don't blame her.  Maybe someone else needs to be the sub from now on.

Saying I'm too tired, or I have a headache doesn't cut it.  You do not have permission to use those lines, they are reserved for us.

I can only hope all of this is just a joke.

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Reply #1768 on: December 02, 2018, 04:41:47 PM
I don't condone rape, taking someone against their will, or abusing their partner when not in the mood.  I'm sorry if anybody took my comment as such.

To hear my friend, Toe, complaining about having to have sex, is just very much out of the ordinary.  While I took his post as him joking, I am comfortable believing he took my response in a kidding manner also.

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Reply #1769 on: December 02, 2018, 06:28:13 PM
Yeah, well anybody can not be in the mood, at any time.  Honestly, the myth of the always willing male is sexist, right about as sexist is assuming Dominant Male/submissive female by default.  Forcing him to  perform when he doesn't want to, or implying anything about his manhood when he's not raring to go just reinforces this double standard.

Completely separate (On a different axis) from the Dominant, submissive, or switch power disparity roles of the relationship.  TBPH, playing the dominant role, AND making sure the submissives get what they want is a lot more work than just regular vanilla sex.  So, the mood for both of them is even more critical.

I would argue that goading a man into having sex, when he doesn't want to isn't rape, but it certainly doesn't help him perform satisfactorally.  In fact, it can really contribute to Performance Anxiety.



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Reply #1770 on: December 03, 2018, 12:04:32 AM
She apologized today. What I didn’t know (because I was asleep) was that she was drunk/stoned last night, and more than a bit out of it.  When she woke me up, I really didn’t have time to make a full assessment, before the wheels fell off. No harm no foul, but I was really pissed off last night.  We had a few good fucks this morning, and everyone is happy now.  Whew.

Honestly, I don’t mind “squeezing in a quicky,” but shit.  Wake me up with some kisses and caresses. *Arouse* me a bit before you grab the goodies.  Do I sound like a woman?  Yes!  Of course I do!  These principles know no gender.



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Reply #1771 on: December 03, 2018, 01:39:01 AM

Sounds like a pretty normal relationship. One partner or the other screws up, apologizes and life goes on. Rinse and repeat.

Thanks for the followup.

Remmy




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Reply #1772 on: December 03, 2018, 04:35:14 AM
Our marriage has been so simple once I learned to use those three little words.

"Yes, I'm wrong."

Well trained and been made compliant....by my cat Neville


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Reply #1773 on: December 03, 2018, 04:14:29 PM
Pissed off about being accosted by wifey.  Normally it’s a good thing.  Tonight, it just pissed me off.  Her Internet community went down temporarily, so she decided it would be a good time to “squeeze one in.”  So I’m awakened with her climbing on board, barking out orders, and forcibly grabbing my hands and putting them on her favorite locations.  Pardon me.  There is one thing I do not like, and that is having my sub grab my hands and put them anywhere.  Totally doused the fire.  I wasn’t in the mood to begin with, but it you are going to use me for a scratching post we have things available.  So we had a disagreement, and I’m on the couch.  I haven’t had a decent night’s sleep in ages, and a new week, new month starts on Monday.


Never been woken like that by anyone, so not sure how I would react.  It would probably depend on, well if I had wood.

And I’ll sheepishly admit, waking her, and past women, because I had an itch to scratch is way too common for me.  It’s rarely well received, except that went well in the middle of Friday night (Saturday morning).  She was on her side, and I woke stiff and already nearly on target spooning her.  Just to make things easier mind you, I put a little lube on the end.  What usually happens after that is typically complaints at being woke, but not this time.  Still half asleep she began pushing back and moaning.  It was actually really good, and a pleasant surprise that for once my nocturnal attack was well received.

When she gets aggressive, it involves riding me.  I far prefer being the aggressor, so usually I let her gyrate and bounce while simultaneously trying not to look bored and hoping that one of those times she bounces too high she doesn’t come down and bend it too bad.  That hurts!  She’ll ask me several times if I like it, and I answer yes the same way I will this Christmas when I get an ugly sweater.  Usually I wait until she tires, then flip her on her back or side to go for my finish.

But Saturday evening I gave her ass a hard smack while she was riding me.  She didn’t complain, so I did it a few more times, hard snacks on her bouncing ass.  That actually began to work for me, so next time she decides to pursue her equestrian activities, I’m going to slap her ass really hard and bark out orders for her to go faster.  That just might make these rides enjoyable for me too.

She’s one that needs things to slowly escalate.  I’m getting her used to things like my own aggressive sex.  I can still tell I can’t go too far too fast, but I do like the progress.



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Reply #1774 on: December 05, 2018, 03:34:14 PM
Court administrator allowing an attorney to reset my trial date without a motion for continuance or a Rule 11 Agreement.  And I had witnesses under subpoena and people flying in from out of state.  FUCKER.



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Reply #1775 on: December 06, 2018, 11:59:34 PM

This is a What Ruined My Week post.  And why I haven't been on this week.

I received a call early Monday morning that my brother in law had passed away.   Kevin was a resident at a care facility due to early onset alzheimer's.  We were told later that it was a blood clot that was his cause of death.  Kevin was a former member here and it was because of him that I found my way to KB.  His username was Joe&Michelle.

He was the best guy you could ever know.  My sister was lucky to have him in her life, and I was lucky to be along for their ride.   He treated her like a queen and was devastated when she lost her fight with cancer in 2014.

Sunday was their anniversary.  His daughter spent part of the day sitting on his lap looking at photo albums of the Kevin and Karen.  He had a smile on his face the entire time.   A few hours after the Lions game, we took him back.  The nurse said he went to bed earlier than normal and he passed away during the night.

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Reply #1776 on: December 07, 2018, 12:04:08 AM

This is a What Ruined My Week post.  And why I haven't been on this week.

I received a call early Monday morning that my brother in law had passed away.   Kevin was a resident at a care facility due to early onset alzheimer's.  We were told later that it was a blood clot that was his cause of death.  Kevin was a former member here and it was because of him that I found my way to KB.  His username was Joe&Michelle.

He was the best guy you could ever know.  My sister was lucky to have him in her life, and I was lucky to be along for their ride.   He treated her like a queen and was devastated when she lost her fight with cancer in 2014.

Sunday was their anniversary.  His daughter spent part of the day sitting on his lap looking at photo albums of the Kevin and Karen.  He had a smile on his face the entire time.   A few hours after the Lions game, we took him back.  The nurse said he went to bed earlier than normal and he passed away during the night.

We loved Kevin, and you know we love you too.  Love and prayers to you and family.  Let us (me) know how we can help.  Hugs.



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Reply #1777 on: December 07, 2018, 12:37:38 AM
I just watched 10 Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles, and all I can say is it's a good thing my childhood was already ruined?  Even worse than I expected.



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Reply #1778 on: December 07, 2018, 12:50:53 AM
I'm sure we all support Jules at this very sad time, more especially for those of us who knew Joe&Michelle (Kevin).

As Toes says, love and prayers to your family.


My own day was spoilt when one of my best friends was buried today. It was so sudden but like me and the rest of us here... we all suffer from age.

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Reply #1779 on: December 07, 2018, 01:47:26 AM

This is a What Ruined My Week post.  And why I haven't been on this week.

I received a call early Monday morning that my brother in law had passed away.   Kevin was a resident at a care facility due to early onset alzheimer's.  We were told later that it was a blood clot that was his cause of death.  Kevin was a former member here and it was because of him that I found my way to KB.  His username was Joe&Michelle.

He was the best guy you could ever know.  My sister was lucky to have him in her life, and I was lucky to be along for their ride.   He treated her like a queen and was devastated when she lost her fight with cancer in 2014.

Sunday was their anniversary.  His daughter spent part of the day sitting on his lap looking at photo albums of the Kevin and Karen.  He had a smile on his face the entire time.   A few hours after the Lions game, we took him back.  The nurse said he went to bed earlier than normal and he passed away during the night.

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