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Reply #1680 on: October 19, 2018, 04:10:32 AM
I weathered someone’s anxiety/panic attack when they self-diagnosed themselves as having jaundice. It wasn’t. The examining doctor informed her it was extreme dehydration.
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Reply #1681 on: October 19, 2018, 04:23:37 PM
The wife reacted rather badly when I pointed out she'd been failing to do anything close to her share of the housework for months.

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Reply #1682 on: October 22, 2018, 05:17:20 PM
UGH.  Logged into KB, then accidentally closed my browser.

The thing is, after I view my messages I go to "unread posts since last visit".   There were 4 pages of topics to go through.  Now, after I logged back in there are none listed.

In the grand scheme of things, not a big deal, but I have my way of doing things and now it's thrown out of whack now.   >:(

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Reply #1683 on: October 22, 2018, 05:40:35 PM
Then you just hit "view all unread" and work through a couple of pages.


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Reply #1684 on: October 22, 2018, 05:57:27 PM
Flat tire on the equipment at work.

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Reply #1685 on: October 22, 2018, 05:59:51 PM
Quote from: IdleBoast on October 22, 2018, 05:40:35 PM
Then you just hit "view all unread" and work through a couple of pages.

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Reply #1686 on: October 23, 2018, 05:00:44 AM
I like books.  I have a lot of books.  I have been cleaning my house so the gf/fiancé and I will live here.  She thought that meant I get rid of most of my books?  I mean WTF?  She actually thought it was negotiable?  I only said I would get rid of the popular fiction books that were my late wife’s.  I don’t read much popular fiction.  I only kept a few of those.

They are my fucking books, and they stay you semi-illiterate Peruvian nutjob.  Just because you’re incredibly hot, have the softest skin I ever felt and might just be the best fucking lay I ever had does not mean I give up any, and I mean any, of my fucking books!  Fuck!


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Reply #1687 on: October 23, 2018, 12:31:19 PM
Went to the dentist. A cracked tooth that could not be saved, a massive abscess, and a wisdom tooth removed.

At least the drugs are great.  ;D


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Reply #1688 on: October 23, 2018, 03:00:01 PM
Quote from: Johnny on October 23, 2018, 12:31:19 PM
Went to the dentist. A cracked tooth that could not be saved, a massive abscess, and a wisdom tooth removed.

At least the drugs are great.  ;D

Ouch!  :emot_weird:


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Reply #1689 on: October 23, 2018, 05:08:23 PM
Quote from: Jed_ on October 23, 2018, 05:00:44 AM

They are my fucking books, and they stay you semi-illiterate Peruvian nutjob.  Just because you’re incredibly hot, have the softest skin I ever felt and might just be the best fucking lay I ever had does not mean I give up any, and I mean any, of my fucking books!  Fuck!


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Reply #1690 on: October 23, 2018, 06:30:18 PM
Quote from: Schmo on October 23, 2018, 05:08:23 PM
Quote from: Jed_ on October 23, 2018, 05:00:44 AM

They are my fucking books, and they stay you semi-illiterate Peruvian nutjob.  Just because you’re incredibly hot, have the softest skin I ever felt and might just be the best fucking lay I ever had does not mean I give up any, and I mean any, of my fucking books!  Fuck!


Danger Will Robinson!


You need to flap your mechanical arms up and down when you say that.  And yeah, I probably won’t let her read that.

Saturday I drive her, her mom, and her sister 4-5 hours to visit her aunt and family in NYC.  Then I get to sit in an apartment and try and follow the dialogue in Spanish, just to drive them all back home another 4-5 hours stopping to buy dinner some place.  All this supposedly because we have to pick up some important papers these relatives brought from Peru.  You should have seen the look I got when I asked if she had ever heard of FedEx.  Meantime I wanted to go camping this weekend and see if there are any fall colors or if climate change has ruined that.

And her mom will be staying at my house Friday and Saturday nights, which means no sex for me because she’s very self conscious about how loud she is.  I haven’t introduced her to the ball gag I have yet, but it’s coming.


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Reply #1691 on: October 23, 2018, 09:36:51 PM
My 2 and a half year old would not stop crying today. I don't know why. She just started crying. I held her, and comforted her but she just kept crying. She also wouldn't let go of me. I wiped her tears away and kissed her.

Then all of a sudden she was the happiest little Latina in the world.  :roll:

I knew what I was getting into when I adopted a baby Latina.  ;D Those teenage years are gonna fucking kill me.  :roll:


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Reply #1692 on: October 23, 2018, 09:54:42 PM
Standing for 45 minutes, in a Pentecostal holiness church.


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Reply #1693 on: October 24, 2018, 12:57:35 AM
Quote from: psiberzerker on October 23, 2018, 09:54:42 PM
Standing for 45 minutes, in a Pentecostal holiness church.

Oh my fucking god.  I have stood untold hours while everyone around me went batshit crazy, speaking in tongues and flapping their arms in the air.  You can’t sit down without being accused of demonic possession or something.  Feel your pain.  Stood on the sides of my feet so long the soles of my shoes were all fucked up.  I walked bowlegged for a decade.


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Reply #1694 on: October 24, 2018, 01:02:05 AM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on October 23, 2018, 09:36:51 PM
My 2 and a half year old would not stop crying today. I don't know why. She just started crying. I held her, and comforted her but she just kept crying. She also wouldn't let go of me. I wiped her tears away and kissed her.

Then all of a sudden she was the happiest little Latina in the world.  :roll:

I knew what I was getting into when I adopted a baby Latina.  ;D Those teenage years are gonna fucking kill me.  :roll:


My little Latina is 41.  They never grow up btw.


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Reply #1695 on: October 24, 2018, 01:48:37 AM
Quote from: Jed_ on October 24, 2018, 01:02:05 AM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on October 23, 2018, 09:36:51 PM
My 2 and a half year old would not stop crying today. I don't know why. She just started crying. I held her, and comforted her but she just kept crying. She also wouldn't let go of me. I wiped her tears away and kissed her.

Then all of a sudden she was the happiest little Latina in the world.  :roll:

I knew what I was getting into when I adopted a baby Latina.  ;D Those teenage years are gonna fucking kill me.  :roll:


My little Latina is 41.  They never grow up btw.

Oh goody.  :roll:


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Reply #1696 on: October 24, 2018, 11:48:24 PM
I found one tiny cobweb in my house and went on a vacuum spree. And here I thought I kept every atom of this house spotless. Now I want to call an exterminator to find out how one tiny little spider managed to do that in my home.  :roll: Ok, it sounds crazy but I really do.

I also ran out of wet dust wipes.  :facepalm:


I really am a housewife.  :emot_weird:


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Reply #1697 on: October 25, 2018, 12:09:21 AM
So my Peruvian goes to the doctor today for a scheduled appointment, but coincidentally she hasn’t been feeling well the last couple days, nauseous and such.  It wasn’t her regular doctor, but based on those symptoms she was given a pregnancy test.

I get some texts sounding me out on how I might react, until finally she admits the test was positive.  She wanted to know how I felt, and then got very excited sending me emojis of babies and talking about how she’s confused and overwhelmed by all this.

I’m a little stunned.  Her regular doctor took her off birth control a couple months ago telling her she wouldn’t be able to conceive, and that she almost certainly was menopausal.  Admittedly it wasn’t a certain diagnosis, and I have been as often as I can dumping my little swimmers as deep as possible inside her, but I was sure nothing would come of that.

I mean holy fuck, I’m 56 years old and on blood pressure medication, which I fucking forgot to take this morning!

So I’m sitting at my desk at work having heart palpitations thinking about those two vacations that now have me in debt and speculating I probably won’t be able to retire until I’m over 80, and then she tells me she’s kidding.


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Reply #1698 on: October 25, 2018, 12:48:48 AM
Quote from: Jed_ on October 25, 2018, 12:09:21 AM

I mean holy fuck, I’m 56 years old and on blood pressure medication, which I fucking forgot to take this morning!

So I’m sitting at my desk at work having heart palpitations thinking about those two vacations that now have me in debt and speculating I probably won’t be able to retire until I’m over 80, and then she tells me she’s kidding.


My wife wants a baby and I am having the same conversation with myself.  “Oh! Is this your grandchild?”  Grrrrr.


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Reply #1699 on: October 25, 2018, 12:55:06 AM
Can’t they do the math Merv?  That theoretical kid would be 10 when I hope to retire.


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