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Reply #1620 on: September 29, 2018, 09:35:28 PM
The grey hairs are heading south...



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Reply #1621 on: September 30, 2018, 03:02:52 AM
Quote from: IdleBoast on September 29, 2018, 09:35:28 PM
The grey hairs are heading south...



Shave them. That way, nobody knows they are there. Mrs JBRG has a preference for me to be shaved in the southern areas. So, to keep her happy, I do.

That is all.

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Reply #1622 on: October 07, 2018, 04:12:38 PM

Spending an afternoon presenting a false face. 

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Reply #1623 on: October 07, 2018, 11:54:16 PM
As of today, I officially have no children.




(Today is my youngest's 18th: we now have to adults living in the house with us...)




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Reply #1624 on: October 08, 2018, 02:22:14 AM
Well, they won’t be adulting regularly for awhile, so you still have parenting to do!

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Reply #1625 on: October 08, 2018, 04:46:59 PM
90 FUCKING DEGREES TODAY!!!!!!  :emot_banghead:


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Reply #1626 on: October 09, 2018, 02:09:03 AM
Third day in a row of gray and drizzle.

ID card? I don't need no stinkin' ID card. I already know who I am.

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Reply #1627 on: October 13, 2018, 02:24:08 AM

I'm exactly one week away from surgery, and I think I'm coming down with strep throat.

That'll put the kibosh on the surgery that I've been waiting months for.

Right now I'm drinking spiced hot tea with 2 tablespoons of apple cider vinegar and a teaspoon of honey.  It's worked before.


edit: 2 days later and it's mostly under control with the ACV & honey, although I can still see it at the back of my throat.
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Reply #1628 on: October 15, 2018, 05:23:02 PM
My sisters British wifey wants to take her and their baby to the UK to visit her family for Christmas.

We've been over this. I simply won't allow it.  :roll:

Not only because I'd have to help pay for it, but I don't want them going there. The Brit even said her country's been destroyed, why should she want to go there? Her family can come here and be thousands of times safer.

Nope. Not happening. CJ won't allow it. I don't fuckin' care if they are technically adults and I have no say. I have a say as long as they're financially dependent on me and live in a house I own half of.  :roll:

Sometimes I just want to slap the silliness out of them.  :facepalm:


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Reply #1629 on: October 15, 2018, 05:27:19 PM
Safer than the UK?

I thought you lived in the US of A?

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Reply #1630 on: October 15, 2018, 05:32:42 PM
Quote from: IdleBoast on October 15, 2018, 05:27:19 PM
Safer than the UK?

I thought you lived in the US of A?

 ;D



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Kit thought I was Canadian. I never forgave her for saying that.  :roll:


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Reply #1631 on: October 15, 2018, 08:29:18 PM
This day has just dragged on and on.   Still an hour and a half before departing work.  Lonnnnnnnngggggg Monday. 

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Reply #1632 on: October 15, 2018, 09:33:50 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on October 15, 2018, 08:29:18 PM
This day has just dragged on and on.   Still an hour and a half before departing work.  Lonnnnnnnngggggg Monday. 



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Reply #1633 on: October 16, 2018, 01:27:26 AM
It's even worse than that.  A planet's rotation period is not the same as the length of its day.  The difference is small for rapidly rotating planets like Earth (our planet's rotation period is 23h 56min), but because Mercury's rotation period is 2/3 of its year, a day on Mercury is actually 2 Mercury years (4224 hours) long. 


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Reply #1634 on: October 16, 2018, 06:55:48 PM
I logged on, found a bunch of really interesting messages in my inbox, but everybody who had sent them has already signed out.

Damned time zones!



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Reply #1635 on: October 16, 2018, 07:53:01 PM
CJ argued with her sister and her wifey this morning.

I might love and cherish them, but they have really tested my patience with them.  :roll:


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Reply #1636 on: October 16, 2018, 08:15:39 PM
In a word?  Fucking Walmart.  I just went in for a pack of lighters, and got exposed to a Biohazard.  I swear, if I ever load up, on a couple spare magazines for my Inglis Hi-Power, and go on a Rampage?  I'm going to start at a Walmart.


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Reply #1637 on: October 17, 2018, 02:08:29 PM

I got up early Monday feeling refreshed.  Got dressed up.  Hair and makeup looked fantastic.  I felt great about myself.   I didn't see one person other than my work people, no customers came in to visit.  I really saw no one on a day I thought I looked and felt great. It was a long boring day.

Yesterday......I woke up late.  Put my hair in a pony tail.  Rushed out the door with minimal makeup.  Put on the jeans I wore on Sunday, long sleeved cotton shirt and tennis shoes.   I call it my 'death warmed over look'.   And........We had 10 clients visit the office.  On the way home I got gas and bumped into 2 people I knew.   At Kroger I saw 3 people I knew.

This is my luck.

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Reply #1638 on: October 17, 2018, 02:29:44 PM
Jules, I bet you look fantastic and sexy without any makeup and whatever you do to your hair or what clothes you wear or don’t wear.   ;D


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Reply #1639 on: October 17, 2018, 02:38:14 PM
Got into a screaming fight with my sister. Told wifey she's being annoying and bossy. Told my mom to leave me alone.

CJ is at a breaking point.  :facepalm:


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