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Reply #320 on: September 20, 2021, 08:32:06 AM
No bs, but real
had a dream that i had 2 messages in my inbox here at KB
woke up to check it,
none... :facepalm:



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Reply #321 on: September 20, 2021, 02:32:23 PM
Oh, wait, I checked again, there were two, and I had seen them the first time, argh, going nuts, badly, I think lol. :facepalm: :facepalm: :emot_laughing: :facepalm:
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Reply #322 on: September 20, 2021, 03:11:59 PM
I had a very bizarre nightmare the other night.

I was in this old abandoned building that had a feel of camping to it. Like when you're a kid and you go to a camp ground andnit has a building where you'd eat and stuff like that.

Big bay windows all the way aroundwith thick dark woods on the outside, except for in the back. The back wall had a single door in the middle but on both sides there were open doorways that went straight back and the turned to their respective sides. The left doorway went left, and the right went to the right. It dark down both hallways

There were broken benches and tables scattered along the walls all the way around the big open room, and even though I couldnt see anything, I knew that the doorway to the left was filled with evil.

I suddenly lost the ability to move my own body and began to pull down my pants. I struggled to stop myself, but I kept pushing on them until they were to my knees. There was nothing sexual or arousing about it, I knew that whatever was in the hallway was having me do this so that I couldn't run.

I then began waddling down the left hallway and turned the corner. At the end of the hallway was a screen door that led outside to the dark woods, but just to the right there was another doorway that led into a big bathroom. As I approached the doorway, I saw this big shadowing claw reaching at the frame and scratching at it. When I got straight in front of the door, it looked like a large dinosaur skull with dirty tan teather drawn tight over it. It reached for me and I suddenly had strength back in my upper body so I could use my arms.

I yelled for it to die and pointed my hands at it. I was surprised to find I had a set of pistols in my hands. These pistols were unique to me as one was the sidearm I used while I was deployed in the army, and the other is the pistol my dad had given to me. The pistols acted as though they were loaded and firing whenever I pulled the triggers, but they only made the clicking sound of being dry fired.

The large lizard demon thing dissapeared, but I knew that it was not the only evil that hid in that darkness. Still not being able to move my legs, I aimed my pistols to the back of the bathroom. The skinks near the front were all hanging downward from their piping, and there were more broken benches. The stall walls separating the broken up toilets were all knocked down and rusted black, all except for the last two. Neither had doors to them, but I new the one on the left held pure evil.

I aimed at that stall and began mutter under my breath for it to go back to hell. I repeated myself over and over again. I got louder as the a black figure began to climb out from behind the wall. Long slender arms and legs and black waved hair that moved snug underwater. It had no features and just stood there. I began to squeeze the triggers of my pistols again but nothing happened, and then it moved slightly and I woke up in a heavy sweat.

I would look around the room and get my bearings. I drank water and took some aspirin and then eventually go back to sleep and the nightmare would start all over again, and once again when the slender shadowy figure moved I woke several hours later in heavy sweat. Took more tylenol and another glass of water.

On the third time through the nightmare, it was all exactly the same, and I even remembered going through it before, I knew I would beat the lizard thing, and I knew what hid behind that wall. This time however when it moved I did not wake up. It started out slow, and then with sudden spead it flew straight at my face. I screamed at it to go, I screamed for it to leave me be, and finally I screamed "fuck you" at it. My vision was filled with pale blank face screaming at me and then I woke up again in the middle of the day screaming into my pillow.

I had never before in my life had such a vivid dream/nightmare happen to me like that where it repeated itself perfectly each time several hours apart. And where were I felt such emotion, such hatred in my own head. Even now as I write this out, I'm getting chills and my skin is crawling. It really scared me something fierce. Even if I had wanted to, I dont think I could have gone back to sleep. If it hadn't been for nyquil, i probably wouldnt have slept for several days after.



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Reply #323 on: September 20, 2021, 10:05:08 PM
I had a very bizarre nightmare the other night.

I was in this old abandoned building that had a feel of camping to it. Like when you're a kid and you go to a camp ground andnit has a building where you'd eat and stuff like that.

Big bay windows all the way aroundwith thick dark woods on the outside, except for in the back. The back wall had a single door in the middle but on both sides there were open doorways that went straight back and the turned to their respective sides. The left doorway went left, and the right went to the right. It dark down both hallways

There were broken benches and tables scattered along the walls all the way around the big open room, and even though I couldnt see anything, I knew that the doorway to the left was filled with evil.

I suddenly lost the ability to move my own body and began to pull down my pants. I struggled to stop myself, but I kept pushing on them until they were to my knees. There was nothing sexual or arousing about it, I knew that whatever was in the hallway was having me do this so that I couldn't run.

I then began waddling down the left hallway and turned the corner. At the end of the hallway was a screen door that led outside to the dark woods, but just to the right there was another doorway that led into a big bathroom. As I approached the doorway, I saw this big shadowing claw reaching at the frame and scratching at it. When I got straight in front of the door, it looked like a large dinosaur skull with dirty tan teather drawn tight over it. It reached for me and I suddenly had strength back in my upper body so I could use my arms.

I yelled for it to die and pointed my hands at it. I was surprised to find I had a set of pistols in my hands. These pistols were unique to me as one was the sidearm I used while I was deployed in the army, and the other is the pistol my dad had given to me. The pistols acted as though they were loaded and firing whenever I pulled the triggers, but they only made the clicking sound of being dry fired.

The large lizard demon thing dissapeared, but I knew that it was not the only evil that hid in that darkness. Still not being able to move my legs, I aimed my pistols to the back of the bathroom. The skinks near the front were all hanging downward from their piping, and there were more broken benches. The stall walls separating the broken up toilets were all knocked down and rusted black, all except for the last two. Neither had doors to them, but I new the one on the left held pure evil.

I aimed at that stall and began mutter under my breath for it to go back to hell. I repeated myself over and over again. I got louder as the a black figure began to climb out from behind the wall. Long slender arms and legs and black waved hair that moved snug underwater. It had no features and just stood there. I began to squeeze the triggers of my pistols again but nothing happened, and then it moved slightly and I woke up in a heavy sweat.

I would look around the room and get my bearings. I drank water and took some aspirin and then eventually go back to sleep and the nightmare would start all over again, and once again when the slender shadowy figure moved I woke several hours later in heavy sweat. Took more tylenol and another glass of water.

On the third time through the nightmare, it was all exactly the same, and I even remembered going through it before, I knew I would beat the lizard thing, and I knew what hid behind that wall. This time however when it moved I did not wake up. It started out slow, and then with sudden spead it flew straight at my face. I screamed at it to go, I screamed for it to leave me be, and finally I screamed "fuck you" at it. My vision was filled with pale blank face screaming at me and then I woke up again in the middle of the day screaming into my pillow.

I had never before in my life had such a vivid dream/nightmare happen to me like that where it repeated itself perfectly each time several hours apart. And where were I felt such emotion, such hatred in my own head. Even now as I write this out, I'm getting chills and my skin is crawling. It really scared me something fierce. Even if I had wanted to, I dont think I could have gone back to sleep. If it hadn't been for nyquil, i probably wouldnt have slept for several days after.

I've found that fever dreams usually only take two forms for me, either completely bizarre or scary as all shit.

DAMN!



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Reply #324 on: January 12, 2022, 11:36:28 PM
I had a pleasant dream. I was shaving with my grandfather in his bathroom on 4th Street. Only I was my current age. We reminisced. No big secrets revealed. He hasn’t appeared in my dreams in a very long time. I have missed him.

”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button


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Reply #325 on: January 15, 2022, 01:20:30 AM
The past few days my dreams have been about getting my wife to invite a guy to join us for an old fashioned fuck fest. It's probably never going to happen. Every time I mention a threesome, she just laughs it off (I've been asking her about it for 20+ years). I had a conversation about it with her this AM. Took longer than it should have because she rather skillfully turned the conversation in a completely different direction until I brought it back on topic.

Hopefully, getting that off my chest and being completely honest will result in better sleep tonight.

That is all.


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Reply #326 on: February 06, 2022, 02:02:55 AM
Lately, I've only had dreamless sleep for the past week. (And maybe even before that...)
Though had a dream just mere minutes ago, which made me wake up.
As it was less a dream, more a nightmare...
The city was flooding...
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Reply #327 on: February 08, 2022, 05:46:21 PM
Maybe I’m more than a little gay... or Shiela should stop posting so many dick pics...
 :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:

I'm going to guess part A.  My vision is flooded with boobs and vag, and I've yet to have any dreams where I partake  :emot_kiss:

Oh, and not a chance. :emot_kiss:

I'm disappointed that I  rarely dream. I could use some free nasty porn. Got any tips for inciting dreams.



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Reply #328 on: February 09, 2022, 02:44:03 PM
I mentioned it before I think.  Just talking about dreams daily will bring it to your mind at night.  I took a class in college that spent a little time on dreams. The professor in the first minutes of the subject told us we would have more dreams, and more easily remember our dreams because of the discussions we have during class.  First day of class, maybe 25% of students remember their dreams.  A week later, everybody was remembering their dreams.

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Reply #329 on: February 09, 2022, 03:05:06 PM
My dreams are beyond weird. One I was military advisor to a local native chief fighting the English. As the redcoats charged up the hill I raised my arms up to the heaven, and red telephone booths would rain down.



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Reply #330 on: February 10, 2022, 12:47:21 AM
I mentioned it before I think.  Just talking about dreams daily will bring it to your mind at night.  I took a class in college that spent a little time on dreams. The professor in the first minutes of the subject told us we would have more dreams, and more easily remember our dreams because of the discussions we have during class.  First day of class, maybe 25% of students remember their dreams.  A week later, everybody was remembering their dreams.

I have no difficulty remembering my dreams — for all of five minutes after I wake up.

Most of them are mildly stressful. Getting lost on the subway system, for example, or being late for an important exam. Which is weird, as neither of those has ever happened to me. It's also the reason I don't bother to keep a dream diary.




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Reply #331 on: February 10, 2022, 02:29:25 AM
I find a way to remember them and become more aware of them when you're in the actual dream, is to keep a diary. This is hard, as the best way to do that is to write in a notebook when you wake up. How do you explain that to your partner without it looking weird? Or the chance that someone might read it, yikes! Well, I guess you could scribble notes and type it up properly later.

Anyway, dreams where I'm aware I'm dreaming (Lucid Dreaming, I believe) are fun. The best part is when you tell someone in the dream "no matter, this is only a dream". Usually they'll become indignant and say "no it isn't", and I'll do something like put my hands behind my head like I'm lying down but instead float in the air and say, "not a dream? Well explain this!". And the look of disappointment on their face, or the faces of other people in the dream looking at each other, as if to say "how the fuck does he know?". Ha, ha, like I've discovered the Matrix or something.

And before I forget, one I had this morning. I'm sitting on a sofa and Emma Watson is sitting beside me, and she's a friend of my daughter's since before she became famous (for some reason this whole scenario is just a given in the dream and I don't realise it's ridiculous), and I say "what I really love about you Emma is how you're still friends, and you still see us. I though you'd forget us once you became famous". And she says "no, not at all" and she kisses me on the cheek and puts her arm in mine, and I think we go for a walk and I'm so proud to be walking around with her and I think OMG I think Emma Watson has the hots for me." And of course then I woke up. As you know, if in the dream I'd then wanted to take it further and Emma said "let's go somewhere to be alone," something would have happened where I needed to go get something or do something, and I'd say to Emma, "wait there, I'll be right back...", and of course one complication after another happens and you never get back.

Yes, dreams are fun, and frustrating. Ha.


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Reply #332 on: February 10, 2022, 01:41:54 PM
I keep my phone nearby at night (who doesn’t?), and if I have a particularly vivid dream, I dictate a quick memo to myself when I wake up. Otherwise, I won’t remember it in the morning. What is funny though, is finding that memo a day or two later, and not even remembering that I made it.

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Reply #333 on: February 10, 2022, 01:50:54 PM
I keep my phone nearby at night (who doesn’t?), and if I have a particularly vivid dream, I dictate a quick memo to myself when I wake up. Otherwise, I won’t remember it in the morning. What is funny though, is finding that memo a day or two later, and not even remembering that I made it.

That's one of the mysteries of the hypnopompic state between sleep and wakefulness. The memories of the dream are vivid, but the brain erases them as wakefulness returns.  Unless, that is, they're exceptionally memorable, which I think equates to them being realistic, as opposed to the confused, unrealistic nature of most dreams.



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Reply #334 on: February 11, 2022, 02:00:31 AM
Last night I skipped my usual sleep medications, something my neurologist suggested I do from time to time. I fell asleep soon enough but woke at 0430. For the next two hours I was half-asleep, half-awake, with the plot of an abandoned novel running through my mind.

I awoke with enough ideas to restart the book and maybe even finish it. Upon rising, the first thing I did was record those ideas in a note app, just in case I forgot them over breakfast.

Now comes the hard part. :)



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Reply #335 on: February 11, 2022, 01:52:50 PM


That's one of the mysteries of the hypnopompic state between sleep and wakefulness. The memories of the dream are vivid, but the brain erases them as wakefulness returns.  Unless, that is, they're exceptionally memorable, which I think equates to them being realistic, as opposed to the confused, unrealistic nature of most dreams.



And then just this morning I had a great dream and when I woke up I thought what a nice story that would be.

After brushing my teeth, coffee, and perusing the forum for a bit, POOF, it's gone.  Can't recollect a thing from it, not one bit. 

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Reply #336 on: February 12, 2022, 12:29:31 AM
And then just this morning I had a great dream and when I woke up I thought what a nice story that would be.

After brushing my teeth, coffee, and perusing the forum for a bit, POOF, it's gone.  Can't recollect a thing from it, not one bit.

POOF indeed. I wonder if the "Person from Porlock" ever knew that he'd POOFed Coleridge's Kubla Khan, and left us with only a few tantalising lines:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Person_from_Porlock



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Reply #337 on: May 16, 2022, 04:32:45 AM
The last one was just moments ago,
Of a hatchet-wielder bringing it down on my right shoulder.
Whew, good thing woke up in time,



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Reply #338 on: May 16, 2022, 04:49:48 AM
The last one was just moments ago,
Of a hatchet-wielder bringing it down on my right shoulder.
Whew, good thing woke up in time,

That must have been extremely stressful. Did the dream relate to something you'd seen or done recently? A movie, perhaps?



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Reply #339 on: May 16, 2022, 05:53:07 AM
Thanks for your concern.
No, not nearly as much stressful as one’d think it’d be.
After waking up, just walked around the house for a couple of minutes,
Checked if I had anything in the inbox here, made the post you replied to,
And went back to bed, getting that last of hour sleep which had been interrupted.
As for that, yes, it did relate to a movie I watched, (though not one people would usually think of) but not recently though.