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Offline JBRG

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Reply #80 on: October 17, 2016, 07:31:11 PM
Had a nightmare last night, and woke up with my heart racing. Now I can't remember what it was about.

I have those once in a while. I remember what it's about for 30 seconds after I wake up. Then, nothing.

That is all.


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Reply #81 on: October 22, 2016, 05:54:26 PM
Scary dreams last night, alligators were getting into my house and harassing me.  :o



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Reply #82 on: October 25, 2016, 02:57:08 PM
I told my mom I had a dream we had a porn website together and were making millions. She said "baby girl, we wouldn't make millions, we would make billions."  :D



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Reply #83 on: October 25, 2016, 07:56:11 PM
I told my mom I had a dream we had a porn website together and were making millions. She said "baby girl, we wouldn't make millions, we would make billions."  :D

So, what's stopping you?

That is all.


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Reply #84 on: October 25, 2016, 09:08:53 PM
I told my mom I had a dream we had a porn website together and were making millions. She said "baby girl, we wouldn't make millions, we would make billions."  :D

So, what's stopping you?

Good point.   8)



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Reply #85 on: November 16, 2016, 02:13:02 PM
I was on a train.   I don't remember where to, but I seem to recall it was with a class or something, kind of like a field trip excursion.    I got off the train with the others and saw a wallet on the ground.   I picked it up and looked around to see whose it might be.   3 guys just shook their head.   I opened it up thinking I'd be able to see some ID and yell the persons name.   It was arabic and I couldn't pronounce it.   The lost and found booth was right there and the attendant was waving me over.  As I approached, he was holding out his hand to take it.   I didn't trust him.  He had missing teeth and looked creepy.   So I started walking away and he was yelling for me to stop, that I was stealing.   He was yelling for the police.

I just ran.    I finally stopped and looked inside.   There was a lot of money.   There was no picture i.d. or address for the person.  Only credit cards with a name.       Not trusting anybody.   I wrote a small note and folded it really small and hid it in the wallet saying that I took the money because I don't trust postal workers and would give it back to him.   He would just have to call me.   Then I put the wallet in a postal box.      Then I realized the train was leaving.   I ran for it and got on, just before the doors shut behind me.    The lost and found guy and a creepy looking cop started pounding on the windows yelling at me.    I flipped off the lost and found guy and yelled "I hate you."




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Reply #86 on: November 16, 2016, 06:39:37 PM
That's wild.  :o



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Reply #87 on: November 18, 2016, 08:07:55 PM
   My dream last night:

   I was surrounded by an inky blackness and under attack. I dodged and blocked as I stepped backward, giving ground and awaiting a chance to turn the tables. The assault relented and I faced my beautiful assailant.

   Her alabaster skin and summer sky eyes seemed to glow in the darkness. Her long, raven black hair shimmered as she shifted into a predatory crouch and, grinning, began to circle me.  In the way of dreams, I knew her instantly as the vampire she was.

   I felt excitement and lust but no fear as we circled. I could feel myself grinning with mad delight as I waited for her attack.

  She struck and grabbed at me teasingly. I dodged and blocked her attacks with ease, laughing at the cat and mouse game.

   Suddenly, she lunged forward with an unexpected, inhuman speed and aggressiveness. I leaned backward, losing my balance in an attempt to avoid her attack.

   I found myself falling inexplicably onto the springy softness of a bed as my vampire assailant slipped behind me. Her slender arms encircled my chest, pulling me into a lover's tender embrace.

   I leaned back, my shoulders pillowed against her firm, ample breasts. Her supple lips brushed my neck, igniting my desire.

   Her fangs pierced my skin. Instead of the anticipated pain, an intense and pleasant tingle began to course through my body. Driven by lust, I found myself accepting the deadly vampiric kiss of my undead mistress.

   Suddenly, my natural unwillingness to submit reasserted itself. I pushed back my burning lust, telling myself to resist. I tried to pull away, to fight back, only to discover my will betrayed by a body that lay firmly in her supernatural grasp. 

   I woke in the familiar surroundings of my bedroom, an intense, pleasant, erotic tingle emanating at my throat and pulsing through my body.



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Reply #88 on: November 18, 2016, 08:16:13 PM
Dang TW, you need to quit snacking before bedtime.    I was thinking at first the assailant was Katie, then realized at the end it was KitKat.

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Reply #89 on: November 18, 2016, 08:55:19 PM
   But, who can say no to a bedtime chili dog? Well, if it means an attempted assault by one of those lovely ladies, I'll never touch one again...



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Reply #90 on: November 27, 2016, 06:27:12 PM
So last night Patti Labelle was in my dream...



In the dream I was back stage with her looking at fancy sparkly outfits. She was teaching me cool singing techniques.

The only thing I can think of as to why I dreamed of her is, because I bought her apple cobbler at Walmart the other day. It was delicious.



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Reply #91 on: November 27, 2016, 06:40:31 PM
So last night Patti Labelle was in my dream...



In the dream I was back stage with her looking at fancy sparkly outfits. She was teaching me cool singing techniques.

The only thing I can think of as to why I dreamed of her is, because I bought her apple cobbler at Walmart the other day. It was delicious.

Patti Labelle cooks pies? Patti "Gitchee gitchee yah yah dah dah" Labelle? Damn, she is a person of many talents. "Lady Marmalade" is possibly one of the most funky songs in the world. It's in my top ten of all time.

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Reply #92 on: November 27, 2016, 08:36:53 PM
So last night Patti Labelle was in my dream...



In the dream I was back stage with her looking at fancy sparkly outfits. She was teaching me cool singing techniques.

The only thing I can think of as to why I dreamed of her is, because I bought her apple cobbler at Walmart the other day. It was delicious.

Patti Labelle cooks pies? Patti "Gitchee gitchee yah yah dah dah" Labelle? Damn, she is a person of many talents.

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Yes! So damn good. They are in the bakery section. Best damn store bought apple cobbler ever!



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Reply #93 on: December 07, 2016, 04:41:44 PM
Last night I dreamed I was outside on the patio looking up at the stars.   It was so dark I decided to undress down to my bra and underwear.     I went walking out into the yard.    My neighbor came over with two of his friends.    I could observe them from out in the dark yard, but they couldn't see me.       They discovered my clothing.   I could hear them talking about me and saying dirty things.   I got turned on hearing this.    Knowing they couldn't see me I removed my bra and underwear and left them in the middle of the yard and then ran further into the yard.     I observed them discovering my underwear and bra.    They were saying dirtier things.  I started to touch myself hearing what they were saying.    Then the sun started coming up.  I realized I was sure to be discovered.    That's when I woke up in a panic.

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Reply #94 on: January 13, 2017, 07:08:05 PM
I was shoveling snow off the drive and sidewalk.    The next day I came out of the house and discovered I had torn all of the grass 3 feet from the cement because I was shoveling too aggressively.      I was panicked how mad my dad would be at me.


Might stem a bit from my father being the crazy lawn guy in the neighborhood.   Fertilize 6 times a year, cut it both ways.   Edge along the sidewalk.   Swear if he found a single weed.

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Reply #95 on: January 13, 2017, 10:07:00 PM
Since I've been sick with fever for the last few days, I have had some very odd dreams. Some of them are giving me good ideas for writing erotica.



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Reply #96 on: January 13, 2017, 10:23:58 PM
I like day dreaming sometimes, it gives me a chance to not only kick back but I'm able to (sometimes) direct where I want my dreams to go. For instance I once had a fantastic dream about wandering high on a mountain side through a long abandon field. The sun was shining brightly and the view down the mountain was nothing short of spectacular. My only wish....?? ....To find that place in R/L.

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Reply #97 on: January 13, 2017, 11:16:09 PM
Since I've been sick with fever for the last few days, I have had some very odd dreams. Some of them are giving me good ideas for writing erotica.

Two years ago I was sick once a month during the winter.   I'd take Nyquil to help me sleep.   I would have the weirdest dreams - like Huffalumps and Woozles weird.     I'll only take that stuff during the day now.........never before bed.

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Reply #98 on: January 13, 2017, 11:36:43 PM
Since I've been sick with fever for the last few days, I have had some very odd dreams. Some of them are giving me good ideas for writing erotica.

Two years ago I was sick once a month during the winter.   I'd take Nyquil to help me sleep.   I would have the weirdest dreams - like Huffalumps and Woozles weird.     I'll only take that stuff during the day now.........never before bed.

Spent to much time with Winnie The Pooh did you...??
Huffalumps only live in the 100 acre woods and are extremely rare, according to Pooh.
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Reply #99 on: January 13, 2017, 11:54:19 PM
Two years ago I was sick once a month during the winter.   I'd take Nyquil to help me sleep.   I would have the weirdest dreams - like Huffalumps and Woozles weird.     I'll only take that stuff during the day now.........never before bed.

Hump a lot?  Love your dreams. I must try Nyquil at night.  8)

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