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Reply #60 on: July 19, 2016, 02:21:56 PM
Sometimes I can't remember my dreams at all, and sometimes they are especially vivid.

I had one where a fellow said he was going off to kill a dragon.  We followed him to see what it was all about and ended up on another world.  There were dozens of city states, each having a king/queen and having their own knights to defend the realm.  They did not know what to think of us and put us up in small house.  One day the king came by and asked for a story. We told him about the democratic system under which we lived and he fainted straight away.  He woke later and was hysterical.  We feared we would be killed so we told him: "You said you wanted a story, so we made one up."

We then told him about an ancient myth about Greek democracy on which our story was based.  He left somewhat mollified.

Later the King came back and tried to steal my cat, Demeter.  Demeter was howling and crying "But you're not my type!"

The dream went on, but I will end here.

Wow.   This has the makings of a best selling book.   Love it.  :)
The king fainting upon describing our democratic system.   Too funny.
And don't you just love when animals talk in dreams.   I've never been able to have a pet because of my allergies to them, but my aunt had a dog that I'd watch on occasion.   We would have conversations in my dreams.

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Reply #61 on: July 22, 2016, 11:12:59 PM
Another somewhat interesting one a couple days ago. This past week has been pretty active as far as dreams go for me. I was in a two story house. On the second floor there was a 2 foot square hole in the drywall in the corner of a room down by the floor. There were several pipes running vertically (mostly PVC). There was water running down the inside of the wall (not in the pipes) and a sump pump installed in the wall. There was a cute girl squatted down by the pump. She was fiddling with it. I think she was trying to fix it but didn't know what she was doing. I remember going over to look at it and she looked up at me and smiled. We didn't speak at all I don't think. Then I went downstairs below where the sump pump was and water was running out of the wall onto the floor.



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Reply #62 on: August 03, 2016, 02:23:17 PM
My brother-in-law used to play frisbee golf, and I went with my sis and him a total of twice.   So really weird that I'd dream about it. 

I was playing frisbee golf in the world championship.  I couldn't get it in the basket and the crowd started booing me.    I started crying and I ran to my car.  I couldn't leave because my car was blocked in.   Then it wouldn't start and it was a really hot day.   I couldn't roll down the windows.   And I looked at the frisbee I was throwing and it was square.    And I thought, 'no wonder I couldn't get it in the basket.'   

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Reply #63 on: August 04, 2016, 12:37:56 AM
In my dream last night I was in an auto parts store. The shelves were organized well enough but the store layout was very strange. Rather than one large room it was four smaller interconnected rooms in a 2 x 2 pattern. I was looking for a push-pull type electrical switch. The guy was trying to help me but we kept walking between the rooms because we couldn't locate what I wanted. I remember remarking that the switch I needed is something that every parts store should have and shouldn't be that difficult to find.



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Reply #64 on: September 07, 2016, 03:01:49 PM
Last night, I dreamed I was back in high school.   There was a kid in band that used to constantly flirt with me.   Creepy flirting.   There was something wrong with him.   Fast forward in the dream to lunch time.   I heard a rumor there might be a food fight.   Even though I brought my lunch, I went and bought a couple of pieces of pizza.   When the food fight started, I got up and rubbed the pizza in the creepy guys face.

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Reply #65 on: September 14, 2016, 08:20:48 PM
I had a dream about my sister this weekend.   I could only see her in the bathroom mirror.   But it appeared she was standing next to me.   I asked her why she was here.   She said she was checking up on us and making sure we were alright.   I told her of everything going on.   I asked her what heaven was like.   "Not like it's made out to be."  Then she laughed.   I asked why she was laughing.   She said she was forbidden to say anything.  I reminded her that we tell each other everything.   Then she smiled and said I was right.   She leaned over and whispered in my ear.    I couldn't hear because there was a sudden crack of thunder.   She said, "See, I told you I can't tell you."   I looked in the mirror and she was gone.   I looked outside and there wasn't a cloud in the sky.   Still in my dream, I could hear my nieces voice, I ran down the hall and opened the door.    My niece yelled at me that I scared her mommy away.


The next morning, I asked my niece over breakfast if she ever dreamed about her mommy.   She said she does all the time.   I asked her to tell me about them.   She said she can never remember what they speak about.  A moment later she said the dreams are always in the flower garden and she has to hold a mirror so she can see her because she's not really on earth, just her reflection is.

I asked my brother-in-law if he dreams about Michelle.   He said that he does.   I asked if he can only see her in mirrors.    His answer, "No, I'm always on my back in bed and she's fucking me or blowing me."
End of conversation, I just got up and walked away.  



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Reply #66 on: September 14, 2016, 09:16:52 PM
I asked my brother-in-law if he dreams about Michelle.   He said that he does.   I asked if he can only see her in mirrors.    His answer, "No, I'm always on my back in bed and she's fucking me or blowing me."

End of conversation, I just got up and walked away.

How typical.  :roll:



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Reply #67 on: September 16, 2016, 03:35:03 PM
I dreamed I went in to the backyard and there was suddenly a hedge about 20 feet tall between our yard and the neighbors, but it was moving.   I walked over to it and it was not a plant, it was a bunch of bunnies stacked on top of each other, but they all had fur made of marijuana.   I pulled a bunny out and I said to myself "where did this come from?"   The bunny said, "We've always been there, but last night was a full moon and it rained.  Which makes us magically appear."  All of the bunnies laughed.

I got some shears to cut the fur weed from the bunny.   When I came back outside, there were blackbirds and bats flying around erratically.   And there were more birds in the bunny bushes eating.   When a bird would eat some of the bunny fur, the bunnies would all laugh.  

That was the last thing I remember.

It was creepy.

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Reply #68 on: September 16, 2016, 03:44:11 PM
I dreamt my $2000 gaming laptop got a virus. Couldn't get rid of it. My wife chastised me for spending all my funeral money on a worthless piece of junk.

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Then she went and did the laundry. Which she never does.



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Reply #69 on: September 20, 2016, 03:46:52 PM
I dreamed I went in to the backyard and there was suddenly a hedge about 20 feet tall between our yard and the neighbors, but it was moving.   I walked over to it and it was not a plant, it was a bunch of bunnies stacked on top of each other, but they all had fur made of marijuana.   I pulled a bunny out and I said to myself "where did this come from?"   The bunny said, "We've always been there, but last night was a full moon and it rained.  Which makes us magically appear."  All of the bunnies laughed.

I got some shears to cut the fur weed from the bunny.   When I came back outside, there were blackbirds and bats flying around erratically.   And there were more birds in the bunny bushes eating.   When a bird would eat some of the bunny fur, the bunnies would all laugh.  

That was the last thing I remember.

It was creepy.

I had a dream about bunnies again last night.    But I was shocked that they didn't have marijuana fur.   Everybody thought I was crazy.    The bunnies would talk to me only when nobody was around to hear.    

During my evening runs, when ever I see a rabbit, I think about the dream from last week.



I also dreamed I was playing sand volleyball in the olympics.     And every time I jumped to spike the ball I would fall over the net.

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Reply #70 on: September 20, 2016, 03:54:27 PM

I also dreamed I was playing sand volleyball in the olympics.     And every time I jumped to spike the ball I would fall over the net.

And I was watching... :emot_laughing:

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Reply #71 on: September 21, 2016, 04:54:19 PM
Right before I wake each morning I have very vivid dreams in full color. Sometimes pleasant other times quite scary. I especially like those dreams when you just jump up and take flight like a bird.



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Reply #72 on: October 02, 2016, 10:05:25 PM
I had a weird dream last night. I was visiting my step-mom who I found had brought in several foster children, all boys between 8-10 years old.  Then I was upstairs and heard a commotion and went downstairs.  She had two of the boys lying on the ground, naked except for underwear.  She was very angry and hitting them with a switch.  Then she dropped to her knees and started biting them on the ass and chest.  I stormed down the stairs screaming for her to stop.  I grabbed the switch and threatened her with it. Then I said I should call the police, then declared I AM CALLING THE POLICE.

The police came and I told them what happened and they took a report and left.  I was telling them they needed to come inside and see the bite marks she had left on the boys but they wouldn't.  They said they had to have 3 complaints from three different people to investigate, and that I was complaint number one.

I woke up very frustrated.



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Reply #73 on: October 04, 2016, 03:46:31 PM
Ugh.   I would have hated that dream Lois.

Any time there is violence it is upsetting to me.


I've been dreaming about my sister lately.   Not that I'm talking with her or anything, just doing things with her.  We're at different ages.   Sometimes I'm in my 20's, sometimes I'm in my 30's.     
This has been going on for about 4 days.   Every night that I lay down to go go to sleep, I think about these dreams, which probably causes me to dream about her again.

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Reply #74 on: October 04, 2016, 11:15:34 PM
Quite often I dream about family and friends who have passed away.



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Reply #75 on: October 09, 2016, 02:03:21 PM
I've been having dreams that it is winter.  Nothing specifically that I can remember except that I was driving and the roads are slippery.    I'm skiing and am super cold.     One strange one.......I didn't rake all the leaves up in the fall and when I use the snowblower, it isn't white snow that is flying through the air out of the chute, but looks like dirt because the leaves are mixed in.

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Reply #76 on: October 11, 2016, 05:22:36 PM
Two parter from last night --

In the first, I was on course at a military site. The course was over and I was trying the pack up all my stuff so I could check out of the barracks. In real life, this would take 15 minutes - 1/2 hour at most. In this dream, I kept finding stuff in places I'm sure I didn't put things. And I had 2 room mates - both female. AND, my dog was there chasing a red panda.


In the second, I was driving non-stop from Inuvik in the Northwest Territories to Edmonton with Ron Maclean (host of Hockey Night in Canada) and Mayim Bialik. No fucking clue about that combination other than I like Ron.


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Reply #77 on: October 11, 2016, 07:25:00 PM
hahaha

Red Panda's and Ron.   Sounds like a fun night.      You know what would have been the cherry on top of a dream like that?   Don Cherry.  (pun intended)   

We get the CBC feed from Ontario so Hockey Night is viewed much in Detroit.

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Reply #78 on: October 12, 2016, 05:45:05 PM
hahaha

Red Panda's and Ron.   Sounds like a fun night.      You know what would have been the cherry on top of a dream like that?   Don Cherry.  (pun intended)   

We get the CBC feed from Ontario so Hockey Night is viewed much in Detroit.

I don't really care for Don Cherry. He's a bit of a Canadian version of Foghorn Leghorn.  A loud mouth shnook (as Henry Chicken-hawk called him)


As annoying as his voice was, I think Howie Meeker was a better explainer of the game.

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Reply #79 on: October 13, 2016, 03:43:50 PM
Had a nightmare last night, and woke up with my heart racing. Now I can't remember what it was about.